Somewhere between my front door and my fridge

[Taps]

...I managed to lose half a pork roast my mom had cooked for me.

I just went to eat it and the mo'fo isn't in the top or bottom layer of the fridge. It's not in the garbage. It's not sitting on the counter. It's not hidden under my textbooks or my computer stand. It's just gone.

I'm 99% sure I stuck it in the fridge when I got home. Where the hell else would I put it?!?

What the fuck?

WHAT.THE.FUCK.????

I refuse to believe time and space ruptured and my roast was sucked into a parallel universe. More likely it was those damn leprechauns again.

This sucks.

 

[decem]

it was the sheisty ass leprechauns dude.. i hate those lil bastards..

 

[WODIN]

Check your car? In the back seat next to that sleeve of CDs sorta under the books.

 

[decem]

forgot we had a leprechuan smiley.. lol..

 

[bouncer]

Leave the fucking leprechauns alone.

Bouncer

 

[decem]

Leave the fucking leprechauns alone.

Bouncer

lmao

 

[bouncer]

Mr.Spellwin their trying to steel me crook o'gold........

Bouncer

 

[decem]

don't forget the lucky charms...

 

[bouncer]

Mr.Spellwin, I really must protest. Decem's now telling the scoundrels to go after me lucky charms.
I want him banned.

Bouncer

 

[danielson]

Mr.Spellwin, I really must protest. Decem's now telling the scoundrels to go after me lucky charms.
I want him banned.

Bouncer

somone ate it