Something you all need to know about Scotsman....

[ChefWide]

Look, its not about his kind and gentlemanly character, or his mild mannered carriage, nor is does it involve how yummy his legs look in a kilt.. er.. that is for another thread... ...







Its about the fact that he does push-presses with roughly the combined body weight of frisky and myself. For reps.

And yes, even with RONNIE 'ScienceExperiment' COLEMAN training in the same room with us, people were turning their heads to watch Scots shrug that pushpress weight ON EACH SIDE!

I dont post other peoples numbers, so dont ask, just be aware that if you were to have the grave misfortune of flipping the 'anger' switch on that Genltle Ben lookin cat in the kilt? You would be sorry. Very, VERY sorry.

 

[Smurfy]

hot!

 

[Ffactor]

Errrrrr, what's a push press?

 

[Dunk]

Errrrrr, what's a push press?

it hold your tits up real high

j/k william wallace

 

[string_bean00]

Errrrrr, what's a push press?

get the fuck out of this site son

 

[SoreArms]

did he talk like a pirate?

 

[BileStew]

Errrrrr, what's a push press?

Flicking the light switch on and off as fast as you can.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Look, its not about his kind and gentlemanly character, or his mild mannered carriage, nor is does it involve how yummy his legs look in a kilt.. er.. that is for another thread... ...







Its about the fact that he does push-presses with roughly the combined body weight of frisky and myself. For reps.

And yes, even with RONNIE 'ScienceExperiment' COLEMAN training in the same room with us, people were turning their heads to watch Scots shrug that pushpress weight ON EACH SIDE!

I dont post other peoples numbers, so dont ask, just be aware that if you were to have the grave misfortune of flipping the 'anger' switch on that Genltle Ben lookin cat in the kilt? You would be sorry. Very, VERY sorry.

dammit! I miss all the good shit.... I was out getting eyelashes put on LOL

 

[jestros]

yeah, but how's his caber toss?

 

[KillahBee]

a) everybody should do push presses

b) I saw his numbers from that day in his log. the power shrugs - holy fuck!

c) I am still going to woop his skirt wearing ass in 07 somehow

 

[Evil_Frisky]

c) I am still going to woop his skirt wearing ass in 07 somehow

maybe in a race????

LOL

my tits are in your sig dude.... lmao Sweet

 

[KillahBee]

maybe in a race????

LOL

my tits are in your sig dude.... lmao Sweet

no, not in a race
































in Nintendo

 

[Evil_Frisky]

no, not in a race
































in Nintendo

dork!

 

[Sub-Zero]

someone who ISNT a pussy, post up his numbers...




jk- i love u chef +

 

[KillahBee]

someone who ISNT a pussy, post up his numbers...




jk- i love u chef +

visit the fucking training forum asshead. dude has a long journal going on.

 

[Lestat]

he's a good bro

 

[Sub-Zero]

visit the fucking training forum asshead. dude has a long journal going on.

awsome.

wahts his numbers?

 

[KillahBee]

awsome.

wahts his numbers?

212-660-2245

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Not suprised dude looks strong!

 

[ChefWide]

someone who ISNT a pussy, post up his numbers...




jk- i love u chef +

Hey Scooter,

when yer old enough to get your licence, AND daddy will lend you the gremlin, AND your able to actually unrack the BAR... nevermind, i'll be too old by then to remember: just smack yourself for me, m'kay? i dont like getting my hands oily.

 

[sigweed]

im only concerned how his bench press compares to Andre Agassi's

 

[Spartacus]

I've said it before
the lion's share of the regulars on C&C lift too
the anabolic board is for the novices

 

[slat1]

The Anabolic Board gets boring.
I started out there for a year. Then I started to question where all the women were coming from. Then I found C and C.

 

[wootoom]

thats great work

cheers
Wootoom

 

[Pamela]

Nice!!


He seems like such a Gentleman!

 

[Scotsman]

Chef you did pretty damn well yourself for not having been training heavy for a while. Was great to get to train with you, even if we were overshadowed by the presence of the big nasty.

Sublime- 309 push press and 600 shrug.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jestros]

Chef you did pretty damn well yourself for not having been training heavy for a while. Was great to get to train with you, even if we were overshadowed by the presence of the big nasty.

Sublime- 309 push press and 600 shrug.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I need to know how you do with a big log, fat stone, and a pitch fork full o hay. Thanks.

PS Come to Enumclaw WA highland games and show these mofos whats what.

 

[Scotsman]

I need to know how you do with a big log, fat stone, and a pitch fork full o hay. Thanks.

PS Come to Enumclaw WA highland games and show these mofos whats what.

I'd love to come up for that, but sadly probably won't have the time, and havning never competed in the games I'd probably be the one shown up.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jestros]

I'd love to come up for that, but sadly probably won't have the time, and havning never competed in the games I'd probably be the one shown up.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Yeah, the caber seems like more to do with balance than sheer strength, and I got neither so that rules me out. But I love watchin'!

 

[Scotsman]

Yeah, the caber seems like more to do with balance than sheer strength, and I got neither so that rules me out. But I love watchin'!

Every year I tell myself I am going to compete finally and every year something (usually work) prevents it from happening. Some day in the not too distant future I'll get er done.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[CENTURION44]

The Anabolic Board gets boring.
I started out there for a year. Then I started to question where all the women were coming from. Then I found C and C.

me too...had enough of the stupid repeat questions...i swear if i see another "can i drink my winny" thread im gonna shoot myself....that board is goin nowhere fast...all the good bors left

 

[Lady Viking]

pics

 

[Dial_tone]

I've been lifting since 1977 and I have no fucking idea wtf a push press is.....and who the hell came up with that dumbass name anyway? All presses are pushes and all pushes are presses. It's redundant.....like saying you have a giant large cock.

 

[ChefWide]

I've been lifting since 1977 and I have no fucking idea wtf a push press is.....and who the hell came up with that dumbass name anyway? All presses are pushes and all pushes are presses. It's redundant.....like saying you have a giant large cock.

redundant? like 'enjoyable blowjob'?
or nonsequiteur? like 'military intelligence'?

 

[Raina]

Does he say "cheers" after every sentence?

Just wondering.

 

[Scotsman]

Does he say "cheers" after every sentence?

Just wondering.

Shut up you!!!!!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Spartacus]

I've been lifting since 1977 and I have no fucking idea wtf a push press is.....and who the hell came up with that dumbass name anyway? All presses are pushes and all pushes are presses. It's redundant.....like saying you have a giant large cock.

well it could be giant long and large thick eh?

 

[spongebob]

yea im amazed my shear strength of a human. but no i dont plan on pissing the big guy off anytime soon.

so tell us a little bit about coleman. i dont really keep up with bodybuilders, i know he is big and all. what he look like and what was he training, was it impressive?

 

[ChefWide]

yea im amazed my shear strength of a human. but no i dont plan on pissing the big guy off anytime soon.

so tell us a little bit about coleman. i dont really keep up with bodybuilders, i know he is big and all. what he look like and what was he training, was it impressive?

Fucker left his weight on the damn ez curl bar after doing scull-crushers... lazy bastard... only 160lbs on it though, so i used it too....

*cough, cough*


Dude, he is NOT a human at this point, his thigh? is thicker and displaces more than my fucking torso: i shit you not. I got some shots of him at his press table, see if can dig them up, he is just beyond science experiment, its truely confounding.

 

[KillahBee]

Fucker left his weight on the damn ez curl bar after doing scull-crushers... lazy bastard... only 160lbs on it though, so i used it too....

*cough, cough*


Dude, he is NOT a human at this point, his thigh? is thicker and displaces more than my fucking torso: i shit you not. I got some shots of him at his press table, see if can dig them up, he is just beyond science experiment, its truely confounding.

a) did he scream any of his classic lines?

b) how was his gut in person?

 

[ChefWide]

a) did he scream any of his classic lines?

b) how was his gut in person?

No screaming, i think he has too much trouble breathing for that...


His gut is large, but his ass?! Its larger than Oldin's! NOTICABLY larger!

 

[pintoca]

No screaming, i think he has too much trouble breathing for that...


His gut is large, but his ass?! Its larger than Oldin's! NOTICABLY larger!

Cheffie, what you doin checking another man's ass... specially when he is training and could be checking yours in one of the multiple mirrors???

 

[ChefWide]

Cheffie, what you doin checking another man's ass... specially when he is training and could be checking yours in one of the multiple mirrors???

Checking out?!? Look, my Teutonic Friend, that arse of his is so feckin' uuuuge that it blocks out the warmth of the sun's rays for mulitple city blocks. 'The Big Nasty's byoutox is just this side of geologically bruising the earths mantle.

For true, dred.

 

[Scotsman]

Checking out?!? Look, my Teutonic Friend, that arse of his is so feckin' uuuuge that it blocks out the warmth of the sun's rays for mulitple city blocks. 'The Big Nasty's byoutox is just this side of geologically bruising the earths mantle.

For true, dred.

I don't think you are using big enough adjectives, his ass effected the gravity of the earth.

And he really does look like a science experiment gone horribly wrong.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[FreeballinDC]

I'd hit it, except that he would hit back.

Cheers,
FBDC

 

[Spartacus]

redundant? like 'enjoyable blowjob'?
or nonsequiteur? like 'military intelligence'?

like bad chuck norris movie?
just say "chuck norris movie"
it's understood it sucked