Something To Think About....

[future]

There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said. "Just take care of my eyes dear."

 

[stilleto]

wow.
that's so powerful, even though it's totally made up bullshit that has never happened.
plus, it's like an emotional rollercoaster, because i was like, so sad that she was blind, then thought she was an idiot for not marrying the only person she loved until she could see, then so amazed that her boyfriend would donate his sight for her, without even talking to her about it first, and that he was a match and everything.
then i thought, wow, this woman is a class A bitch for breaking up with him and now i want to shoot her in the kneecaps.

 

[future]

Umm its just a parable....something to learn from. OR you go take it some other direction I suppose.

 

[bigtravis]

I'd rip her ovaries out and us them as eyeballs. So I could see what a cunt she is.

 

[stilleto]

Umm its just a parable....something to learn from. OR you go take it some other direction I suppose.

but it's a made up story. you can't learn from that.
how's this:

one day a man was feeling very depressed. His wife had recently died of breast cancer and his only daughter had run away from home. He had lost his job as a warehouse foreman that he had for 23 years, and due to a skin condition, didn't think he'd be able to find another. He was behind on his bills and afraid of losing his house.
He saw his bible sitting on the bookshelf and decided to pick it up and read it. He took a lounge chair, a glass of iced tea, his sunglasses and the bible out onto his deck and began to read.

soon the skies got dark and the man thought that he would finish this one verse and then go inside before it started to rain. Just then, a bolt of lightening came down and struck him in the head, killing him instantly.

moral of the story: religion kills.

 

[PICK3]

A man and his wife approached Christmas very much in love and very happy because they were together, and just a little sad because they were too poor to buy presents for each other. They had no children, and only one possession which each prized above any material thing: he, a beautiful gold watch, left him by his father; she, her long, cascading hair.

And it came to be the day before Christmas and they had no presents to give, one to the other. But on his way to work the man knew he could buy his wife a wonderful present. And she, too, during the day of Christmas Eve, thought of a way to buy her husband a fine gift.

That night, the man came home, his gift for his wife tucked under his arm. She, too, had wrapped her present for him. They rushed to embrace – but stopped and just looked at each other. Then, through bittersweet tears, they exchanged gifts.

The man opened his. It was a beautiful gold fob for his watch. But you see, he no longer had a watch. He had sold it to buy her a present – a sparkling gold comb for her beautiful hair. But she couldn’t use it. She had cut her hair and sold it to a wigmaker to buy a present for her husband.

They looked at each other – and their presents – and they smiled. And they knew that – in spite of all – they had indeed given each other the greatest gift – true love.

 

[stosstruppe]

Sounds like the bloke was a fucking mug.

 

[stilleto]

A man and his wife approached Christmas very much in love and very happy because they were together, and just a little sad because they were too poor to buy presents for each other. They had no children, and only one possession which each prized above any material thing: he, a beautiful gold watch, left him by his father; she, her long, cascading hair.

And it came to be the day before Christmas and they had no presents to give, one to the other. But on his way to work the man knew he could buy his wife a wonderful present. And she, too, during the day of Christmas Eve, thought of a way to buy her husband a fine gift.

That night, the man came home, his gift for his wife tucked under his arm. She, too, had wrapped her present for him. They rushed to embrace – but stopped and just looked at each other. Then, through bittersweet tears, they exchanged gifts.

The man opened his. It was a beautiful gold fob for his watch. But you see, he no longer had a watch. He had sold it to buy her a present – a sparkling gold comb for her beautiful hair. But she couldn’t use it. She had cut her hair and sold it to a wigmaker to buy a present for her husband.

They looked at each other – and their presents – and they smiled. And they knew that – in spite of all – they had indeed given each other the greatest gift – true love.

what kind of fucking moron buys his wife a gold comb when they don't have a pot to piss in?

 

[PICK3]

what kind of fucking moron buys his wife a gold comb when they don't have a pot to piss in?

give em a break ... he was in true love

I maxed my CC out on strippers before

 

[bigtravis]

A man and his wife approached Christmas very much in love and very happy because they were together, and just a little sad because they were too poor to buy presents for each other. They had no children, and only one possession which each prized above any material thing: he, a beautiful gold watch, left him by his father; she, her long, cascading hair.

And it came to be the day before Christmas and they had no presents to give, one to the other. But on his way to work the man knew he could buy his wife a wonderful present. And she, too, during the day of Christmas Eve, thought of a way to buy her husband a fine gift.

That night, the man came home, his gift for his wife tucked under his arm. She, too, had wrapped her present for him. They rushed to embrace – but stopped and just looked at each other. Then, through bittersweet tears, they exchanged gifts.

The man opened his. It was a beautiful gold fob for his watch. But you see, he no longer had a watch. He had sold it to buy her a present – a sparkling gold comb for her beautiful hair. But she couldn’t use it. She had cut her hair and sold it to a wigmaker to buy a present for her husband.

They looked at each other – and their presents – and they smiled. And they knew that – in spite of all – they had indeed given each other the greatest gift – true love.

and you call me geigh.....

 

[PICK3]

and you call me geigh.....

did I cross teh line

 

[bigtravis]

did I cross teh line

I bet you read this everynite before bed huh?

 

[*ebony*]

There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said. "Just take care of my eyes dear."

i've never known a bitter person who fully appreciated all they had.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Not part of the approved PuddleMonkey trust list:

~ Bishes
~ Poboy

 

[PICK3]

Not part of the approved PuddleMonkey trust list:

~ Bishes
~ Poboy

He's misunderstood

just sayin'

 

[75th]

Pics?

 

[Melaina]

I read that before and it was so sad yet so true unfortunately

 

[chris302001]

What kind of Gift of the Madgi BS is this?

 

[Razorguns]

"If she could only she she woudl marry her boyfriend"

Selfish bitch. He should've known right there.

r

 

[stilleto]

one day, a man with a terrible facial deformity was standing on the edge of a bridge, staring down at the water.
an old woman walked by and told him to be careful, standing so close to the edge.

He said he didn't care if he fell. In fact, he was thinking about jumping.
"Jumping? What could be so terrible that you would want to end your life?"

with that, the man turned to face the old woman. He said, "Look at me. My face is deformed. My whole life people have stared at me. They have pointed and looked away, disgusted. Children are afraid of me... I don't want to live like this."

The old woman said, "Jesus fucking christ you're gross." and then she pushed him herself.

 

[PICK3]

one day, a man with a terrible facial deformity was standing on the edge of a bridge, staring down at the water.
an old woman walked by and told him to be careful, standing so close to the edge.

He said he didn't care if he fell. In fact, he was thinking about jumping.
"Jumping? What could be so terrible that you would want to end your life?"

with that, the man turned to face the old woman. He said, "Look at me. My face is deformed. My whole life people have stared at me. They have pointed and looked away, disgusted. Children are afraid of me... I don't want to live like this."

The old woman said, "Jesus fucking christ you're gross." and then she pushed him herself.

A poor handicapped old man without arms or legs and a very limited intellect hopped through town approaching everyone he met begging for a job with no success.

Finally, he arrived at a church and came across a clergyman and proceeded to beg for a position. The clergyman thought for awhile and finally decided he could assign the poor man a task. He explained, “Every hour on the hour I want you to ring the bell in the bell tower. The disabled man replied, in a barely audible tone, “I’ll certainly try my best”.

So, the first day on duty at the top of the hour the old man started bouncing up and down until he gained momentum to launch himself forward and ran into the bell face first producing a loud response. We he came to his senses he was pleased that he found his niche.

Then on one unfaithful day, the poor man launched himself towards the bell, but missed. He inadvertently propelled himself out of the top of the bell tower into the street below.

A crowd gathered to see this unfortunate sight. One town’s person asked, “Who is this poor soul?” To which another responded, “I don’t know, but his face sure rings a bell”.

 

[stilleto]

A poor handicapped old man without arms or legs and a very limited intellect hopped through town approaching everyone he met begging for a job with no success.

Finally, he arrived at a church and came across a clergyman and proceeded to beg for a position. The clergyman thought for awhile and finally decided he could assign the poor man a task. He explained, “Every hour on the hour I want you to ring the bell in the bell tower. The disabled man replied, in a barely audible tone, “I’ll certainly try my best”.

So, the first day on duty at the top of the hour the old man started bouncing up and down into he gain momentum to launch himself forward and ran into the bell face first producing a loud response. We he came to his senses he was pleased that he found his niche.

Then on one unfaithful day, the poor man launched himself towards the bell, but missed. He inadvertently propelled himself out of the top of the bell tower into the street below.

A crowd gathered to see this unfortunate sight. One town’s person asked, “Who is this poor soul?” To which another responded, “I don’t know, but his face sure rings a bell”.

wow, that's so sad that the man died, but it's so touching that he died doing what he loved to do. I'm in tears.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Death is the inevitability of life.

...just sayin'.

 

[stilleto]

one day a little girl was skipping home from school and she passed her grandmother's house.
"Hi Grandma!" she said as she waved.
Her grandmother stopped the little girl and gave her a lollipop.
"Thanks!" said the little girl, and she skipped home.

The next day, the little girl skipped passed her grandmother's house again.
"Hi grandma!" she said as she waved.
Her grandmother stopped the little girl and gave her another lollipop.
"Thanks!" said the little girl, and she skipped home.

The next day, the little girl skipped passed her grandmother's house again.
"Hi grandma!" she said as she waved.
Her grandmother stopped the little girl and gave her another lollipop.
"Grandma," the little girl said. "why do i get a lollipop every day? Just for saying hi?"

With that, the grandmother smiled and said, "It's so you don't wind up like your mother, sucking every cock in town."

 

[PICK3]

one day a little girl was skipping home from school and she passed her grandmother's house.
"Hi Grandma!" she said as she waved.
Her grandmother stopped the little girl and gave her a lollipop.
"Thanks!" said the little girl, and she skipped home.

The next day, the little girl skipped passed her grandmother's house again.
"Hi grandma!" she said as she waved.
Her grandmother stopped the little girl and gave her another lollipop.
"Thanks!" said the little girl, and she skipped home.

The next day, the little girl skipped passed her grandmother's house again.
"Hi grandma!" she said as she waved.
Her grandmother stopped the little girl and gave her another lollipop.
"Grandma," the little girl said. "why do i get a lollipop every day? Just for saying hi?"

With that, the grandmother smiled and said, "It's so you don't wind up like your mother, sucking every cock in town."

One day Mr. Smith dropped his wife off at the doctor’s office on his way to work. A few hours later he called the Dr. to inquire about his wife’s condition.

The Dr. told him, “I’ve been very busy and seen many patients with the last name Smith, I can’t remember specific details of your wives condition, but I’m pretty sure she has Alzheimer’s or A.I.D.S”

Mr. Smith was shocked and responded, “but Dr., can’t you tell me anything more than that … maybe some advice?”

The Dr. responded, “Well if she finds her way home, I wouldn’t fuck her.”