something funny happened in work today.

[stilleto]

The CEO is 6'5" and intimidating.
he has a beautiful corner office and today he called the sales team in to talk with them.
The sales team is 3 people. the youngest one, whom i'm friendly with, is 22 and looks like a skinhead, but he's really nice.

whenever the 22 year old has to talk to the CEO, he's quiet and doesn't smile and pretty much looks like a killer. it's because he's so scared though, cause with me he laughs and is super animated.

The CEO called me in too and we all talked for a few minutes. The whole time i was there, a fly was buzzing around the room. I wasn't needed anymore so i went to leave and the ceo stood up and said (loudly, which is how he talks), "THAT FLY IS MAKING ME WANT TO STAND UP AND WACK IT!"

the sales kid had a laughing fit that he COULD NOT STOP. He had to leave and calm down in my office, while I had tears pouring down my face.





i guess you had to be there.

 

[Smurfy]

howcome you say "in work" instead of "at work"?

 

[lartinos]

no, that was actually funny. My smart-ass would have said something after though.Even if it was just under my breath so he couldn't hear.

 

[the_alcatraz]

LOL

He should've just wacked the fly.

 

[Smurfy]

i dont have any funny stories from work today

oh . thats cuz I didnt have to go to work today!

 

[lartinos]

the fly must have had big bewbs

 

[stilleto]

howcome you say "in work" instead of "at work"?

that's how badass i am.

 

[stilleto]

the fly must have had big bewbs

omg, my boss was STARING at my boobs today, and i was wearing a turtleneck. wtf. was it like a mystery he was trying to solve?

 

[shrimp poboy]

Forget this thread lets call the russian girl

 

[the_alcatraz]

omg, my boss was STARING at my boobs today, and i was wearing a turtleneck. wtf. was it like a mystery he was trying to solve?

At his height, no matter where he stared, he's looking down lol.....your breasts must've gotten in the way of whatever he was trying to contemplate

 

[lartinos]

omg, my boss was STARING at my boobs today, and i was wearing a turtleneck. wtf. was it like a mystery he was trying to solve?

maybe the fly just landed on your shirt and you didn't see it.

I guess we know why he was thinking about wacking it atleast.

 

[ceo]

so, did he...whack it???




the fly that is.

 

[lartinos]

so, did he...whack it???




the fly that is.

or did he drown it in semen....

I mean your boobs not the fly.

 

[stilleto]

omg. i had to leave the office, so i don't know what got wacked.
he always stares at my boobs, and I know it's because it's cold in his office.

he's a mcCain supporter though, so he's not that smart.


DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[the_alcatraz]

omg. i had to leave the office, so i don't know what got wacked.
he always stares at my boobs, and I know it's because it's cold in his office.

he's a mcCain supporter though, so he's not that smart.


DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

 

[ceo]

omg. i had to leave the office, so i don't know what got wacked.
he always stares at my boobs, and I know it's because it's cold in his office.

he's a mcCain supporter though, so he's not that smart.


DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moved to the forum formerly known as "Politics & Religion"...wherever the hell that went to.

 

[GWizz]

omg, my boss was STARING at my boobs today, and i was wearing a turtleneck. wtf. was it like a mystery he was trying to solve?

if you show us ur bewbs maybe we can help figure out what he was he was trying to solve.

 

[needtogetaas]

moved to the forum formerly known as "Politics & Religion"...wherever the hell that went to.

I know wtf.

 

[swole]

i have the best job on earth, honestly

but my trick to catch a fly is to open a big book say like a dictionary, remember the page and close the book on the fly in mid-air crushing it to schmeg

then open to that page and pry off it's little bug guts

 

[stilleto]

i have the best job on earth, honestly

but my trick to catch a fly is to open a big book say like a dictionary, remember the page and close the book on the fly in mid-air crushing it to schmeg

then open to that page and pry off it's little bug guts

are you a professional fly catcher?