Someone tell me a joke ...

[Wilcox]

What did the cookie say to the doctor?



I feel crumby.

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -_-

 

[Liquid 2009]

Lmao!

 

[bigpokey]

what did the ghost say to the bee?


































Boobie!

 

[wootoom]

your str8?

 

[MichaelScott]

band

 

[HollywoodSwole]

A man walks into a bar...















Ouch.

 

[nimbus]

A white tiger named Montecore. (Provided this was a joke about Roy Horn)!

that's a good answer too; i was gonna say aids though

 

[Redrocker13]

Okay kiddies....sit down for this one! Priceless!!

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I
take the dog for a walk around the block?"


Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the Garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says,

"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the

block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog

was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and

scrubbed the dog's backside with it to

disguise the scent, and said "OK, you

can go now, but keep Belle on the leash

and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes

later with no dog on the leash. Surprised,

Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl replied, "She ran out of gas

about halfway down the block, so another

dog is pushing her home."

 

[princesa]

^^^lololol