Someone in my office has Cher on repeat

[supersizeme]

There's no accounting for taste. supersizeme isn't believing in life after love, despite the fact that cher has been telling me to for close to 45 minutes now. she's also making it clear that she can feel something inside her say that she really doesn't think she's strong enough. oh but you are, cher. it's not even blaring or anything, just barely loud enough that i can make out whatever part of the song it's on. i'm tempted to walk over to the cube that it's coming from, getting a running start, jump and slide across this sucker's desk knocking everything over and then land in that classic final break dancing move where one leg is crossed over the other with one hand holding my head and the other on my hip and be like "hi ya doin, shitballs??". i have to say that i wouldn't be completely shocked if i looked in the cube and it was cornholio doing his nails. oh i'm happy to report it finally just got changed to enya's "only time." so nice to be able to experience other people's taste in music so early in the morning. boredom.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Milton: “Well, I told Bill that if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's filing, then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating...”
Peter: “Uh huh...”
Milton: “So I don't see why I should...”
Peter: “OK.”
Milton: “have to turn down the radio...”
Peter: “Yeah, alright.”
Milton: “because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume...”
Peter: “Thanks...Milton...”

 

[WODIN]

Do you know where my stapler is?

I think it's time for you to jump off the hello kitty trike and go sodomize this person into the middle of next week!

 

[MommaKin]

lmao

 

[HappyScrappy]

just do what I do:

1) put on headphones, listen to geto boys - loudly.

2) sing along - loudly

3) stop occasionally and swear at the top of your lungs, smash your keyboard, punch your desk and stand up quickly throwing things out of your cube.

4) sit back down, pretend it never happened and start over...

nobody around me at work fucks with me - and there is no music... we had a problem with awhile of having some shitty stuff in here - but the dude only does it on weekends now.

 

[supersizeme]

HS was that office space you just quoted?

i know wodin knows what i'm talking about. i know he has had countless people coming up to him asking him to turn that lawrence welk shit down, right brother??

 

[WODIN]

HS was that office space you just quoted?

i know wodin knows what i'm talking about. i know he has had countless people coming up to him asking him to turn that lawrence welk shit down, right brother??

I am going to pimp slap you so hard you wish I was giving you da business on da back end.

More like Rob Zombie, Pantera, ACDC and some AFRO MAN for kicks. I make fucked up disks.

 

[Hannibal]

HS was that office space you just quoted?

yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh...that's grrrrrrrreat

 

[HappyScrappy]

HS was that office space you just quoted?

that movie is my life

 

[WODIN]

that movie is my life

Yeah you, me and 60 million other people. I had a stapler here....

 

[supersizeme]

lol. wodin you do listen to some cool shit for a geezer.

HS do you have one of those neighbors with a mullet who comes over and points out fine bitches on tv for you??

 

[HappyScrappy]

HS do you have one of those neighbors with a mullet who comes over and points out fine bitches on tv for you??

lol - I just literally forgot where I lived. I was trying to remember my apt - but I've moved so many times recently... but were I am now... no. but I have a klepto roommate that doesn't get that I don't want him in my room, so I might have to get drunk and beat his ass.
on a side not - he randomly painted one wall of his room yellow. he didn't ask anyone, and I asked him if the landlord cared and he just shrugged and said, don't know.

 

[supersizeme]

this roommate of yours sounds like a winner. does he steal your tampons or is just mainly food from the fridge?
like...what's his damage?

 

[HappyScrappy]

this roommate of yours sounds like a winner. does he steal your tampons or is just mainly food from the fridge?
like...what's his damage?

you know, I probably wouldn't even notice if he steals my tampons - but he definitely takes all my food - and my other housemate's sweaters. he just hoardes random shit. so I'm gonna start taking random shits in his dresser.
that'll learn him.

 

[smallmovesal]

he stole my tampons though. i caught one hanging from his ear like an earring.

 

[supersizeme]

used or unused?

 

[HappyScrappy]

this is starting to turn ugly

 

[supersizeme]

who has a hairy monster in their pants

 

[HappyScrappy]

who has a hairy monster in their pants

hmmm, well, mine isn't hairy... so I guess I'm out like the proverbial fat girl in dodgeball