Someone explain this to me like I'm...

[The Shadow]

...a four year-old.

Walmart. Checking out. Write a check for a couple hundred dollars. The chick cashier can't do anything till a CSM comes to "verify" the check whjich consists of writing his/her initials.

WTF is up wid dat??

 

[supersizeme]

i believe this is a requirement whenever a grown man goes through the checkout line with several pairs of thongs, an economy sized vat of vaseline, and some children's coloring books. SOP, my brother.

 

[WODIN]

Technically. A third party at the cash register ensures that you and the cashier are not colluding to defraud the company of any merchandise or money.

Realistically. This is bullshit, especially during the holidays when no one has time to shit and go blind much less do a check of what you are buying and ensuring that your check is good.

 

[WODIN]

i believe this is a requirement whenever a grown man goes through the checkout line with several pairs of thongs, an economy sized vat of vaseline, and some children's coloring books. SOP, my brother.

Now we know what SSME is getting Havoc for Christmas!

 

[Binky]

i believe this is a requirement whenever a grown man goes through the checkout line with several pairs of thongs, an economy sized vat of vaseline, and some children's coloring books. SOP, my brother.

Excellent!!!!

 

[JohnnyO]

Oh, this sounds like a commerical for the Visa Check Card.

 

[The Shadow]

Technically. A third party at the cash register ensures that you and the cashier are not colluding to defraud the company of any merchandise or money.

Realistically. This is bullshit, especially during the holidays when no one has time to shit and go blind much less do a check of what you are buying and ensuring that your check is good.

Wasted 15 minutes of mine and everyone else's time. Peeps giving me mean looks and shit...could have been the thongs and the lube though.

Same Shit with "looking at the receipt" when you leave. The old farts that do that can't even read it.

 

[saint808]

she was just kissing up to her manager... did you give an autograph? were you buying isotoner gloves?

 

[PliftersGenitals]

They just want your address so they can make fun of the guy who bought lacy underwear for himself.

Well this is what happened to plifter last week. When he showed up for his shift at 7-11 everybody was laughing at him.
So did I and damn did I get a beating after.

 

[starfish]

Cornholio,

Walmart during the holidays.. I'm impressed. That place gets crazy...

starfish

 

[Wombat]

why waste your time with using checks?

 

[studly1]

Cornholio,

Walmart during the holidays.. I'm impressed. That place gets crazy...

starfish

shiat nigga-dats da only place to shop using da dam food stamps-yo..

 

[The Shadow]

shiat nigga-dats da only place to shop using da dam food stamps-yo..

Damn, it WAS for food.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Someone explain this to me like I'm...

Because the same people that are part of Airport Security are Walmart Cashiers! They can't be trusted! It's the Burger Flipper Culture at it's worst!

 

[Crazier]

why waste your time with using checks?

To float the funds for a few extra day's before it hits your bank!!!

You, obviously, have never been poor.
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[68GT350]

the manager needs to sign the check because it's his job to make sure the employees are comparing the check to a form of ID. By putting his name or initials on the check, he is then responsible if it bounces or is a fraud.

 

[Crazier]

the manager needs to sign the check because it's his job to make sure the employees are comparing the check to a form of ID. By putting his name or initials on the check, he is then responsible if it bounces or is a fraud.

Listen up here fellas!!!

Straight from the Wal-Mart cashier himself.
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[68GT350]

Listen up here fellas!!!

Straight from the Wal-Mart cashier himself.
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I worked for Macy's a while back as a 3rd job to make extra money for xmas. So fuck you!!!

 

[the nature boy]

...a four year-old.

Walmart. Checking out. Write a check for a couple hundred dollars. The chick cashier can't do anything till a CSM comes to "verify" the check whjich consists of writing his/her initials.

WTF is up wid dat??

Maybe it had to do with the $200 dollars worth of gay porn and the box of Depends. Just a hunch.

 

[68GT350]

Re: Re: Someone explain this to me like I'm...

Maybe it had to do with the $200 dollars worth of gay porn and the box of Depends. Just a hunch.

I didn't know Wal-Mart sold gay porn?

**the sound of car keys jingling and footsteps leading to the front door**

 

[the nature boy]

Re: Re: Re: Someone explain this to me like I'm...

I didn't know Wal-Mart sold gay porn?

**the sound of car keys jingling and footsteps leading to the front door**

 

[velvett]

K-mart.

They have self-check out.

It's darn nifty.


Scan, demagnetize, bag...
Scan, demagnetize, bag...
Scan, demagnetize, bag...
Scan, demagnetize, bag...
Scan, demagnetize, bag...
Scan, demagnetize, bag...
Scan, demagnetize, bag...
Scan, demagnetize, bag...

Swipe ATM card or the like.

Agree, sign, blah, blah


Leave.

 

[gotmilk]

Instead of shopping at a dump like Walmart...you should have smartened up and shopped at a place with class like K-Mart.

Idiot.