Someone explain this to me like I'm...

[The Shadow]

...a four year-old.

Walmart. Checking out. Write a check for a couple hundred dollars. The chick cashier can't do anything till a CSM comes to "verify" the check whjich consists of writing his/her initials.

WTF is up wid dat??

 

[supersizeme]

i believe this is a requirement whenever a grown man goes through the checkout line with several pairs of thongs, an economy sized vat of vaseline, and some children's coloring books. SOP, my brother.

 

[WODIN]

Technically. A third party at the cash register ensures that you and the cashier are not colluding to defraud the company of any merchandise or money.

Realistically. This is bullshit, especially during the holidays when no one has time to shit and go blind much less do a check of what you are buying and ensuring that your check is good.

 

[WODIN]

i believe this is a requirement whenever a grown man goes through the checkout line with several pairs of thongs, an economy sized vat of vaseline, and some children's coloring books. SOP, my brother.

Now we know what SSME is getting Havoc for Christmas!

 

[Binky]

i believe this is a requirement whenever a grown man goes through the checkout line with several pairs of thongs, an economy sized vat of vaseline, and some children's coloring books. SOP, my brother.

Excellent!!!!

 

[JohnnyO]

Oh, this sounds like a commerical for the Visa Check Card.

 

[The Shadow]

Technically. A third party at the cash register ensures that you and the cashier are not colluding to defraud the company of any merchandise or money.

Realistically. This is bullshit, especially during the holidays when no one has time to shit and go blind much less do a check of what you are buying and ensuring that your check is good.

Wasted 15 minutes of mine and everyone else's time. Peeps giving me mean looks and shit...could have been the thongs and the lube though.

Same Shit with "looking at the receipt" when you leave. The old farts that do that can't even read it.

 

[saint808]

she was just kissing up to her manager... did you give an autograph? were you buying isotoner gloves?

 

[PliftersGenitals]

They just want your address so they can make fun of the guy who bought lacy underwear for himself.

Well this is what happened to plifter last week. When he showed up for his shift at 7-11 everybody was laughing at him.
So did I and damn did I get a beating after.

 

[starfish]

Cornholio,

Walmart during the holidays.. I'm impressed. That place gets crazy...

starfish