Some tips to do/say on the first date...

[bodytemple75]

fun stuff while dating...

1. As you pull up to pick her up, walk right into her home, skip the "Hello" and say "I have to do cocky." This will set the mood for evening.

2. Make sure to break wind right before the waitress comes to the table. This way, when the waitress gets sickened by the wiff, and comes over with that disgusted look on her face, you have someone else to blame. Laugh, and say,..."I know who farted!" This is always a charmer. Only for the "true romantic."

3. After dinner,...keep driving, and after a while, when she asks "Where are we going," reply in a serious low voiced tone,... "I am taking you down to the Pine Barrons to blow your head off." Then continue driving. This is especially fun to see her reaction while sitting waiting at red lights.

4. Call her up, and see how long you can keep a "burp" going on her answering machine tape. Then hang up when done. Only leave a real message every other day,... this way she will almost always know it's you on the machine!





I torture my girlfriend frequently. It is fun. It's all done out of love.....

 

[bds20002002]

great

 

[Crazy Ivan]

That's fuken Outfukenstanding!

Although, I don't go on dates. I just tell them straight up to get fukked. Then they just bend over. They know the drill because every girl I meet, I read her the rules of engagement.

 

[jrw667s]

I think farting on dates is acceptable, I've done it several times and have no regrets about setting my gas free.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Uh, ever hear of a Thick Money Clip?

 

[presguy]

fun stuff while dating...

1. As you pull up to pick her up, walk right into her home, skip the "Hello" and say "I have to do cocky." This will set the mood for evening.

2. Make sure to break wind right before the waitress comes to the table. This way, when the waitress gets sickened by the wiff, and comes over with that disgusted look on her face, you have someone else to blame. Laugh, and say,..."I know who farted!" This is always a charmer. Only for the "true romantic."

3. After dinner,...keep driving, and after a while, when she asks "Where are we going," reply in a serious low voiced tone,... "I am taking you down to the Pine Barrons to blow your head off." Then continue driving. This is especially fun to see her reaction while sitting waiting at red lights.

4. Call her up, and see how long you can keep a "burp" going on her answering machine tape. Then hang up when done. Only leave a real message every other day,... this way she will almost always know it's you on the machine!





I torture my girlfriend frequently. It is fun. It's all done out of love.....