GoldenDelicious
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oright fellas i have 10 minutes in this internet cafe with an indian guy thareminds me of the guy on the simpsons quik e mart snooping over my shoulder to say hellooooooo
how you guys doin? (this place smells funny, wtf, its like saami, old curry, sweat and arse
)
anyway cut a long story short, i moved to the other side of the country to a place where the men are wimpy and the chicks are hot
p) i have no internet connection, and the library whose wireless net i can actually see has EF blocked, and somehow, i know that its brans fault 
i already have a few stories to amuse you guys with, the least favorable of which occurred last night with a black bouncer who needs some serious boppage, and the best of which involves a brunette who looks alarmingly like that girl off "requiem for a dream"
(most depressing movie ever btw) but alas, i have no time to tell you, since its saturday night, there are some hotties waiting outside, and i must go 
also, the alter known as 'ilk' has a cache of photos of a rather nice looking blurry person, you should all take a look
(a big blowfly just bumped into my head, wtf is going on in this place, this is bullshit)
seeyous
)anyway cut a long story short, i moved to the other side of the country to a place where the men are wimpy and the chicks are hot

i already have a few stories to amuse you guys with, the least favorable of which occurred last night with a black bouncer who needs some serious boppage, and the best of which involves a brunette who looks alarmingly like that girl off "requiem for a dream"

also, the alter known as 'ilk' has a cache of photos of a rather nice looking blurry person, you should all take a look
(a big blowfly just bumped into my head, wtf is going on in this place, this is bullshit)
seeyous


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