Some people just can't appreciate the king.

[HappyScrappy]

So I come into work last Friday, a little bit teary-eyed due to the anniversary of the death of Elvis, 25 years ago. The shine of the droplet sliding down my cheek reminds me of the velvet Elvis I have hanging in my living room - the single tear standing out in technicolor on his rosy cheek.
But apparently my coworkers thought otherwise. I was called into a meeting today to discuss my attire last Friday.
Now, I was certain that we had a casual Friday dress code here, but of course someone had to go and question my sequined jump suit, pompadour, and fantastic mutton chops. I wanted to show off my dedication to the King, yet add my own flare to it.
So they tell me that while they admire my love for Elvis, and that they couldn't technically say anything about a jumpsuit, sequined or not. They really were against the fact that I had taken scissors and removed the ass of the jumpsuit.
Personally, I think the King would have done that to his own had he not been so heavily sedated all the time.
I mean, it gave me a nice cool feeling, and extra movement for hip shaking... which is good since I spent nearly the entire day up on my desk singing his songs and grinding my crotch into anyone that came by.

it seems that no matter where I work, people are uptight.

 

[WODIN]

Get a pair of blue seude shoes. That'll teach those fuckers to diss the king!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have a pair of blue suede shorts... good enough?

okay, I'm lying. they are more like flip flops.

 

[WODIN]

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Blue suede flips and the Gold Coat would rock...

 

[Nathan]

I would have also cut out the crotch but that's just me. There is NOTHING like a good pair of crotchless pants. Nothing. Nothing. NOTHING dammit.

 

[TheProject]

I would have also cut out the crotch but that's just me. There is NOTHING like a good pair of crotchless pants. Nothing. Nothing. NOTHING dammit.

well shit, then why not just wear chaps?

 

[HappyScrappy]

well shit, then why not just wear chaps?

dude - you aren't listening are you?

we aren't talking about leather chaps.

we are talking about a polyester fucking jumpsuit.

two totally different things.

you probably don't even know anything about plumbing either.

 

[TheProject]

dude - you aren't listening are you?

we aren't talking about leather chaps.

we are talking about a polyester fucking jumpsuit.

two totally different things.

you probably don't even know anything about plumbing either.

you're telling me they don't make polyester chaps? Man, I'm so out of the loop.

speaking of plumbing...what's that floating ball that controls the level in a water tank called?

 

[HappyScrappy]

you're telling me they don't make polyester chaps? Man, I'm so out of the loop.

speaking of plumbing...what's that floating ball that controls the level in a water tank called?

a float?

if you put a brick in your toilet tank, then it uses less water overall, so it saves consumption.
on the whole though, it then gets pretty bad at dealing with monster loads.