some ol' racist jokes. you dont' like 'em or heard 'em before, I dont care

[Dunk]

the cruelest jokes are damn sure the funniest, dunno if that will ever change

u look like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho

 

[Austin316]

can't remember that movie well enough to know who he was. I remember the crazy ending with the chainsaw and the part where he is fucking the hooker while looking at himself flexing in the mirror

 

[Yarg!]

well if u guys liked that one.. i have this ridiculously cruel one that might get me bombed. unless you guys seriously want to hear it, i wont say it.

 

[Austin316]

say it

 

[HiDnGoD]

Say It!!!

 

[Tiervexx]

I've heard people say the same about gays, also.......

Ironic, eh?





DIV

Nobody says that, don't be dumb.

Granted that most Americans don't know anymore about what Arabs think and feel then what most know about gay people...

 

[DIVISION]

Nobody says that, don't be dumb.

Granted that most Americans don't know anymore about what Arabs think and feel then what most know about gay people...

What the fuck do you think you're talking about, TierveNugga?

I was being phocecious with AAP......glad you took it literal.

It went right over your head.....



DIV

 

[Yarg!]

say it

well ok.. heres a taste..ill prolly stop here unless im provoked.

but dont say I didnt warn you...






disclaimer: i am in no way racist against people of other races, and if you guys have any anti asian jokes, ill glady hear them- if i havent heard all of them already











who is considered the greatest jewish cook of all time?

hitler

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon?

2 in the back, 2 in the front and 4 in the ash tray


how do you stop a black man from drowning?

you take your foot off his head

what do you call a black priest?

holy shit

 

[HiDnGoD]

well ok.. heres a taste..ill prolly stop here unless im provoked.

but dont say I didnt warn you...






disclaimer: i am in no way racist against people of other races, and if you guys have any anti asian jokes, ill glady hear them- if i havent heard all of them already

LOL Forgot about them.
A Jew & a Chinese guy are sitting in a bar drinking. They're chatting away having a good time, when the Jew turns to the Chinese guy & says, "Hey, don't get me wrong, I like you, But don't you feel at all guilty about Pearl Harbour?"
The Chinese guy fumes & sputters & says, "You dumb fuck, that was the Japanese!!!"
The Jew says "Ah Chinese, Japanese, whatever, you're all the same!".
Conversation dies for a few minutes & starts to pick up again. After a while the Chinese guy says to the Jew, "Don't you feel guilty for all those people that died on that ship?"
J. "What Ship?"
C. "The Titanic"
J. "You dumb fuck that was an iceberg"
C."Ah, iceberg, Goldberg, whatever"

 

[dirty~d~]

Why was whiskey created?






















So the Irish wouldn't rule the world.