Some of you may not remember....

[beastboy]

But Assassin Excrement was the king of Karma. This is when karma was fun, IMO.

My balls are big and hairy and you're a huge fairy. I have a cup of soup in my pants, Mary - Assassin Excrement

Life is all about Burmese hookers and Bolivian chickens. Happy Scrappy and Nature Boy are wig wearing colon cowboys. You can tell them I said that. You're no better, numbnuts. I think Burma is now called Myanmar. I don't care - Assassin Excrement

How about a refund on your brain? Someone pulled a bait and switch on you. Have no fear. Death will arrive in another 50 years or so - Assassin Excrement

Don't beg for karma, shineboy. It makes you look like more of a mary than usual. When all else fails, elderly asian hookers are the way to go - Assassin Excrement

I so wish I had gouged my eyeballs out when I had the chance, so I wouldn't have to read your post. You make Kakdiesel's posts seem thought provoking. You have nice handwriting - Assassin Excrement

You lack of common sense makes up for your abundance of ass hair. If I were you, I would search for some type of assessment test to determine if you are actually alive - Assassin Excrement

 

[Lestat]

I agree, his karma messages were second to none

 

[AAP]

A true karma artist. Until Wodin outed him.

 

[beastboy]

I'm not sure that Wodin outed him or if he outed himself.

 

[Nathan]

The whole karma thing is going strong huh? I'm writing this pertinent information down as we speak.

 

[Lestat]

The whole karma thing is going strong huh? I'm writing this pertinent information down as we speak.

welcome back man!!

 

[*MissFit*]

 

[Nathan]

welcome back man!!

Oh, I'm around alright. I don't check out this place all that often on account of I have no idea what is going on here. So, in conclusion, I can run faster than you.

 

[Lestat]

Your wealth of ignorance is astounding. Have you thought about cashing it all in right now and saving the world the expense of keeping you on life support? - Assassin Excrement

Here's a test genius. See if you can spell your name without multiple spelling and grammatical errors. Somehow I doubt you'll pass

 

[Lestat]

come on.. you old school EFers should post up your best Assasin karma messages...

 

[Nathan]

come on.. you old school EFers should post up your best Assasin karma messages...

Whoa. Slow down. I'm back for like 2 minutes and already this guy is barking out commands. Some of us have lives. And babies to feed. I myself am not one of those people but for all you know I could be.

 

[SoreArms]

awesome, I'm going to start working on mine.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I only got one from him and it'd take me forever to find it.

Who was AE anyways?


Nathan this place has been taken over by thugs, but if we unite we can take it back over. We can.......ah forget it, I'm too lazy.

 

[HumorMe]

Panamanian hookers rule. Personally, I don't need to pay for my lovemaking, but for an ugly bastard like you, they're a godsend. They'll also make a nice arroz con pollo if you pay a little extra - Assassin Excrement

CAN SUCK A BIG THICK DICK AND LOVE IT. JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW IM BETTER THEN YOU AND YOU CANT TOUCH ME IN REAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS HANDED TO YOU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU SEND ME BAD KARMA. GOD DAMN INTERNET BADASSES. Captain Insano (Don't know what that was all about.)

What happens if you have one ball that's like 5 times the size of other one? I'm not talking about me. I have two balls the size of pomegranites. Are you as stupid as that cock in your avatar? I think so - Assassin Excrement - Morty Jackson

Last night i was jerking off while watching a movie i made of myself jerking off and i decided to stick my finger in my ass. it felt so fucking awesome i shot my load threw the roof!!! from now on my finger is going in my ass when im jerkin off!! MortyJackson

You seem to have barely enough brain power to make one leg walk in front of the other. Worry about yourself. Kiss me - Assassin Excrement

Go back there, cut yourself shaving and stick your head in a piranha tank. Please. I love you - Assassin Excrement

ASSASSIN finds displeasure with your inbred sister humping ways and animal necrophilia yet is mildly amused by your ability to deep throat a horse you Deliverance lookin Dukes of Hazzard hounddog fucking freak! >>ASSASSIN X<<

You were wrong when you thought driving an '83 IROC Z and sporting a mullet would get you more chicks and your wrong about the ASSASSINs identity you banjo playing midget redneck freak!!!! >>ASSASSIN X<< May1010

 

[Nathan]

I only got one from him and it'd take me forever to find it.

Who was AE anyways?


Nathan this place has been taken over by thugs, but if we unite we can take it back over. We can.......ah forget it, I'm too lazy.

What? Thugs? This is the internet dude. You're safe from bullying.

 

[Lestat]

Whoa. Slow down. I'm back for like 2 minutes and already this guy is barking out commands. Some of us have lives. And babies to feed. I myself am not one of those people but for all you know I could be.

do it now!

 

[Lestat]

Panamanian hookers rule. Personally, I don't need to pay for my lovemaking, but for an ugly bastard like you, they're a godsend. They'll also make a nice arroz con pollo if you pay a little extra - Assassin Excrement

CAN SUCK A BIG THICK DICK AND LOVE IT. JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW IM BETTER THEN YOU AND YOU CANT TOUCH ME IN REAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS HANDED TO YOU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU SEND ME BAD KARMA. GOD DAMN INTERNET BADASSES. Captain Insano (Don't know what that was all about.)

What happens if you have one ball that's like 5 times the size of other one? I'm not talking about me. I have two balls the size of pomegranites. Are you as stupid as that cock in your avatar? I think so - Assassin Excrement - Morty Jackson

Last night i was jerking off while watching a movie i made of myself jerking off and i decided to stick my finger in my ass. it felt so fucking awesome i shot my load threw the roof!!! from now on my finger is going in my ass when im jerkin off!! MortyJackson

You seem to have barely enough brain power to make one leg walk in front of the other. Worry about yourself. Kiss me - Assassin Excrement

Go back there, cut yourself shaving and stick your head in a piranha tank. Please. I love you - Assassin Excrement

ASSASSIN finds displeasure with your inbred sister humping ways and animal necrophilia yet is mildly amused by your ability to deep throat a horse you Deliverance lookin Dukes of Hazzard hounddog fucking freak! >>ASSASSIN X<<

You were wrong when you thought driving an '83 IROC Z and sporting a mullet would get you more chicks and your wrong about the ASSASSINs identity you banjo playing midget redneck freak!!!! >>ASSASSIN X<< May1010

these are awesome

 

[Seashell]