Some History From Paulos

[Paulos]

Wtf dude.

 

[distanced]

"Last year I was jerking feverishly to this a porno movie and my mom walked in on me, mid-spurt. I was caught off guard and was looking at my mom instead of paying attention to where my cock was pointed and accidently hit myself in the face with some of my own cum.

I just sat there with my accidental self-facial as my mom looked at me in horror then walked out of the room.


I got caught jerking it in Taco Bell once too, but that story is for another time kids.


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[argent]

Paulos are you just going to take that?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

why is your e-mail addy in distanced' sig paulos?

 

[Paulos]

This is wildly inappropriate.

 

[The Red Dragon]

I read that too in one of the jerk off threads

 

[WarriorPL]

haha i remember that one. LMAO

 

[ajtomasi]

I bet there weren't any black or asian women in that porno

 

[big_bad_buff]

http://www.davepalumbo.com/detroitpics/images/P1010040.jpg

 

[Paulos]

Palumbo is one greasy, greasy man.

 

[The Red Dragon]

What the fuck

 

[distanced]

thanks again for the picture of your ass broly

 

[biteme]

One of the funniest stories ever posted on EF.

 

[The Red Dragon]

the self facial interesting