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axismundi

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So... yeah, less than a month ago a girl switched my my friend's shift at work. That night they went out drinking with a few other co workers... that night she ends up staying at his place, in his bed... well she never left... she was 7 weeks preggo at the time.

He comes home from work at 2am this morning, all her stuff is gone, her cats are gone, she'd been googling housing for single mothers, and she left her key and all the money of his she'd used... I get frantic texts at about 3am telling me along with "I'm taking it really, really badly"...

Idiot, this is the best thing that could have happened. You got to have sex with her, you don't have to raise her bastard child that she was conning you into taking care of... plus you are her superior at work that was just a disaster waiting to happen even though she did move off of your shift the day after moving to it.

Me, I'm happy. I didn't like her, she'd try to talk over me every time I"d ope my mouth... she was trying to stick him with a kid that wasn't his, and well I don't like cats and she had 2 of them.

I now REALLY have to question my friend's sanity since he's so torn over this. He barely knew her, the situation was by no means good or ideal... yet to him the world has ended... never mind the girl with leukemia he had been with for 5 years, broke up with, was still visiting in the hospital till this girl came along, then he simply forgot her existence. Damn, guess Karma is a bitch.
 
Trust me bro sum people really are distorted in their brain..guys are no exception..just odd for a logical person to figure out their thinking..or rather,pointless

KING
 
He should be happy he finally collected a sex type before me (I've got him beat on the racial rainbow, but he beat me to a preggers even though she wasn't showing)
 
So... yeah, less than a month ago a girl switched my my friend's shift at work. That night they went out drinking with a few other co workers... that night she ends up staying at his place, in his bed... well she never left... she was 7 weeks preggo at the time.

He comes home from work at 2am this morning, all her stuff is gone, her cats are gone, she'd been googling housing for single mothers, and she left her key and all the money of his she'd used... I get frantic texts at about 3am telling me along with "I'm taking it really, really badly"...

Idiot, this is the best thing that could have happened. You got to have sex with her, you don't have to raise her bastard child that she was conning you into taking care of... plus you are her superior at work that was just a disaster waiting to happen even though she did move off of your shift the day after moving to it.

Me, I'm happy. I didn't like her, she'd try to talk over me every time I"d ope my mouth... she was trying to stick him with a kid that wasn't his, and well I don't like cats and she had 2 of them.

I now REALLY have to question my friend's sanity since he's so torn over this. He barely knew her, the situation was by no means good or ideal... yet to him the world has ended... never mind the girl with leukemia he had been with for 5 years, broke up with, was still visiting in the hospital till this girl came along, then he simply forgot her existence. Damn, guess Karma is a bitch.

Harsh..
 
So... yeah, less than a month ago a girl switched my my friend's shift at work. That night they went out drinking with a few other co workers... that night she ends up staying at his place, in his bed... well she never left... she was 7 weeks preggo at the time.

He comes home from work at 2am this morning, all her stuff is gone, her cats are gone, she'd been googling housing for single mothers, and she left her key and all the money of his she'd used... I get frantic texts at about 3am telling me along with "I'm taking it really, really badly"...

Idiot, this is the best thing that could have happened. You got to have sex with her, you don't have to raise her bastard child that she was conning you into taking care of... plus you are her superior at work that was just a disaster waiting to happen even though she did move off of your shift the day after moving to it.

Me, I'm happy. I didn't like her, she'd try to talk over me every time I"d ope my mouth... she was trying to stick him with a kid that wasn't his, and well I don't like cats and she had 2 of them.

I now REALLY have to question my friend's sanity since he's so torn over this. He barely knew her, the situation was by no means good or ideal... yet to him the world has ended... never mind the girl with leukemia he had been with for 5 years, broke up with, was still visiting in the hospital till this girl came along, then he simply forgot her existence. Damn, guess Karma is a bitch.

9/10 for content
7.5/10 for grammar
8/10 for sentence structure and word choice

i will give you a B-
 
Unfortunately we all have a stupid gear. Some of us just shift into it more often than others. Hopefully this boy will see the light soon.
 
lol...firstly this should be titled "people" are so stupid because this especially given the scenario is not even slightly gender specific traits


this story is mostly win except...
was she drinking and knew she was 7 weeks pregnant?
did you friend initially bone her knowing she was pregnant??
and why is the dirty whore sleeping around if she knows shes pregnant..possibly contracting something that can potentially seriously fuck up the baby providing shes keeping it of course.
and where is the real baby daddy?
and your friend blows (a little) for abandoning the friend even if it was an ex with leukemia
 
Within a week she had him saying "we are gonna keep the baby" she was just trying to get a better baby daddy or con him and didn't realize both hid parents are nurses, his mother a neonatal nurse practitioner.

lol...firstly this should be titled "people" are so stupid because this especially given the scenario is not even slightly gender specific traits


this story is mostly win except...
was she drinking and knew she was 7 weeks pregnant?
did you friend initially bone her knowing she was pregnant??
and why is the dirty whore sleeping around if she knows shes pregnant..possibly contracting something that can potentially seriously fuck up the baby providing shes keeping it of course.
and where is the real baby daddy?
and your friend blows (a little) for abandoning the friend even if it was an ex with leukemia
 
yeah...eventually he'll come around and realize what a major fucking bullet he dodged
 
On another hand..to be real,most won't admit,guys cache get pretty wooped if the girl got "skills" ya knw in the bedroom lol..true shit..seen it many times..kinda been guilty myself..chick not really gd for u,but u can't let her go cuz Damn,she was "good"..hahha

KING
 
On another hand..to be real,most won't admit,guys cache get pretty wooped if the girl got "skills" ya knw in the bedroom lol..true shit..seen it many times..kinda been guilty myself..chick not really gd for u,but u can't let her go cuz Damn,she was "good"..hahha

KING

axis alter
 
On another hand..to be real,most won't admit,guys cache get pretty wooped if the girl got "skills" ya knw in the bedroom lol..true shit..seen it many times..kinda been guilty myself..chick not really gd for u,but u can't let her go cuz Damn,she was "good"..hahha

KING

"Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
 
"Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
Lol,wutever that was about....I'm sayin tho,real shit..dudes be getn wooped on a chick cuz shes good when it comes to sex...maybe not YOU ,but lots do



KING
 
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