Some fucking desk pig snitched on me....

[casavant]

I just found out that some desk pig librarian piece of shit snitched on me for carrying an "unauthorized" container into the library two days ago. It was a small shake from McDonalds, and I had to carry it into the front entrance of the library and quicky hang a right to the break room because the do not have a staff entrance for us to use. I didn't even walk through the building. So some tea sipping piece of shit actually reported me for that, and this also brought to attention the fact that I was coming back from my break slightly late.

Why was I late? Because I had to go make a deposit in my checking account to cover my insurance premium (it's automatically debited). And why did I have to do this? Because Progressive started charging me $35 more a month on my premium because I failed to sign a rejection form for personal injury insurance when I got my initial policy package. I didn't even know there was a form. What the fuck is this, an insurance company or Columbia House? $172/month. Fuck that. At least I'm getting it straightened out now, and the extra money will be credited to my next payment.

So fuck this library and the snitching bitch desk pigs. Fuck the insurance company, and fuck this rat race.

 

[rsnoble]

Yes, the rat race sucks big hairy cock.

I also got pissed off at the librarian in high school. To get even I filled syringes up with weed killer(straight, non diluted, kills plants to) and brought one with me everytime I visited the library. She was a major plant fanatic. After about 2 weeks her lovely plants were fucking brown and crisp. Just a tip.

 

[casavant]

Yes, the rat race sucks big hairy cock.

I also got pissed off at the librarian in high school. To get even I filled syringes up with weed killer(straight, non diluted, kills plants to) and brought one with me everytime I visited the library. She was a major plant fanatic. After about 2 weeks her lovely plants were fucking brown and crisp. Just a tip.

How well would that stuff mix with the taste of green tea?

 

[casavant]

I think it's time to start looking for another job anyway. I can be lazy at this one, but if I have to be somewhere, I'd rather be getting ahead a little bit. I try to get a little money in my savings, and BAM!, it's gone. I'm not going anywhere with this, and it's dead end. Only thing keeping me here at the moment are the benefits and the fact that it's a guaranteed paycheck.

 

[jackangel]

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=248202

 

[casavant]

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=248202

I wasn't thinking of that, actually. Funny though.

I've always been fond of saying, "Fuck this ________". Maybe there was some subconscious influence at work there though. Either way, I meant it.

 

[rsnoble]

personally, I hate working overtime. If I do, something drastic will happen. Fridge breaks, car blows up, mistress calls and bitch has the cell phone, etc.

 

[JollyRogers]

Yes, the rat race sucks big hairy cock.

I also got pissed off at the librarian in high school. To get even I filled syringes up with weed killer(straight, non diluted, kills plants to) and brought one with me everytime I visited the library. She was a major plant fanatic. After about 2 weeks her lovely plants were fucking brown and crisp. Just a tip.

thats some funny shit, haha

 

[casavant]

lol, cas, where did you hear the term 'desk pig' from?

I think someone on here used it before in a post, and it stuck in my mind. I can't remember who it was though.

 

[rnch]

my desk pig shit heel supervisor got the wheel covers of his vehicle packed with shrimp and crawfish discards as payback for his backstabbing ways.....after a few days parked in the hot, august sun it reeked....even after he popped the covers off and cleaned them out.....lololol...nobody would park near his vehicle for a long time after that.

i have NO idea who did it.........heh heh

 

[casavant]

my desk pig shit heel supervisor got the wheel covers of his vehicle packed with shrimp and crawfish discards as payback for his backstabbing ways.....after a few days parked in the hot, august sun it reeked....even after he popped the covers off and cleaned them out.....lololol...nobody would park near his vehicle for a long time after that.

i have NO idea who did it.........heh heh

Something like that would lend a feller some peace of mind. You know, it would make it that much easier taking shit from someone when you knew what was in store from them.

 

[AAP]

If it helps you feel better, I will send you a list of books I would like for you to steal for me.

 

[casavant]

If it helps you feel better, I will send you a list of books I would like for you to steal for me.

LOL.

 

[AAP]

LOL.

i'm serious

 

[big_bad_buff]

I love it whn you have 30 different things going on in yur life. school, work, community service, bills for this, bills for that, we need money for this, we need money for that, suck on this, suck on that. pretty soon you just got to say fuck it, and just let whatever happens happen

 

[XBiker]

Hook her up with SUPERDAVE.

He might just shag her to death for ya.

Two birds with one stone, if you're buying what I'm selling, broly.

 

[casavant]

i'm serious

And I'm tempted.

If it wasn't my paycheck at stake (shitty as it may be), I'd happily oblige.

 

[AAP]

And I'm tempted.

If it wasn't my paycheck at stake (shitty as it may be), I'd happily oblige.

i will pay shipping costs