some bitch just "shit" her thong at work

[AAP]

never heard of a TUI before.

 

[Tytan]

skid marks in a thong? wow......

 

[slat1]

My old roommate used to jack off in the stand up ones. I asked him where he blew it "in a paper towel?"
He said he just blew it on the lights!!!!

LOL

 

[tiger88]

My old roommate used to jack off in the stand up ones. I asked him where he blew it "in a paper towel?"
He said he just blew it on the lights!!!!

LOL

stand up? thats hard..ive done it a million times with the lay down..in there for 20 mintues..all hot and lotion everywhere...me naked...hot chics on the walls...20 minutes to kill being naked?

chics have brought in toys as well..this chic i worked with use to bring a toy while she was in there... would joke since she prolly kept that thing in her hand bag all day... she never NEVER let her hang bang just out.. called her "on top" or .O.T. since she never would sex with guys on top since she looked and felt fat on top (her lowe abs i guess would roll over or something ..she wasnt bad ) id still fuck that crazy bitch

 

[swole]

lmao, back when i used to tan beating off was the only thing that kept me awake

 

[mrdeeznuts]

lmao, back when i used to tan beating off was the only thing that kept me awake

i used to go with my gf and do dual tanning first than it was a nice nap for the remainder of the time. the tanning beds were separated by folding blinds.

i also used to stay with three girls. now talk about disgusting undies. try folding a pair of thongs with blood in the crotch

 

[tiger88]

i used to go with my gf and do dual tanning first than it was a nice nap for the remainder of the time. the tanning beds were separated by folding blinds.

i also used to stay with three girls. now talk about disgusting undies. try folding a pair of thongs with blood in the crotch

u must live in alabama... there are strict state tanning salons rules

that shit wouldnt fly on my clock

 

[mrdeeznuts]

u must live in alabama... there are strict state tanning salons rules

that shit wouldnt fly on my clock

don't be jealous because you wouldn't be getting laid when i was.

 

[tiger88]

don't be jealous because you wouldn't be getting laid when i was.

keep telling yourself that pal

 

[mrdeeznuts]

keep telling yourself that pal

i'm now going to bang a chick in every tanning salon in scottsdale, az