Soccer moms

[JDid23]

are the worst drivers ever. Today i was picking up my brother from middle school, and the street is really narrow. This mom had about 20 bumper stickers on her car that said "worlds best soccer mom" and she thought that since she was such a great fuckin soccer mom that she could part the street like moses parted the sea and go through. She beeped everyone, and everyone moved over. Some explorer is pissed off, and goes anyway. This lady floors the car backwards, backs into a driveway just missing a tree, and then when all of the cars left on one side i was going to go. This fuck cuts me off, slams my mirror with her car (idk how it isn't broken) and i beep the shit out of her, so she finds it acceptable to give me the finger. I put my car in park, and went outside to check and make sure the mirror was okay, and by some miracle her gay little minivan did nothing to it. When she picked up her kid, she floored the car and sped off while i waited for my brother. If i see this soccer mom driving her bitch minivan like shes hot shit, i am going to get out of my car and cock slap her into the next century.

 

[stephen4327]

you should of let her hit the tweeds i hear they do that alot nowdays

 

[pbhardbody]

are the worst drivers ever. Today i was picking up my brother from middle school, and the street is really narrow. This mom had about 20 bumper stickers on her car that said "worlds best soccer mom" and she thought that since she was such a great fuckin soccer mom that she could part the street like moses parted the sea and go through. She beeped everyone, and everyone moved over. Some explorer is pissed off, and goes anyway. This lady floors the car backwards, backs into a driveway just missing a tree, and then when all of the cars left on one side i was going to go. This fuck cuts me off, slams my mirror with her car (idk how it isn't broken) and i beep the shit out of her, so she finds it acceptable to give me the finger. I put my car in park, and went outside to check and make sure the mirror was okay, and by some miracle her gay little minivan did nothing to it. When she picked up her kid, she floored the car and sped off while i waited for my brother. If i see this soccer mom driving her bitch minivan like shes hot shit, i am going to get out of my car and cock slap her into the next century.

LMAO - cock slap her into the next century... thanks for the laugh bro.

 

[PhoenixS]

lol yeah it's scary you get a lot of bad women drivers driving big ass suburbans. Dangerous.

 

[JDid23]

lol yeah it's scary you get a lot of bad women drivers driving big ass suburbans. Dangerous.

true that lol- minivan moms are some of the worst

 

[needtogetarmy]

Soccer moms like to play with balls. Just sayin'

 

[mustang_00]

are the worst drivers ever. Today i was picking up my brother from middle school, and the street is really narrow. This mom had about 20 bumper stickers on her car that said "worlds best soccer mom" and she thought that since she was such a great fuckin soccer mom that she could part the street like moses parted the sea and go through. She beeped everyone, and everyone moved over. Some explorer is pissed off, and goes anyway. This lady floors the car backwards, backs into a driveway just missing a tree, and then when all of the cars left on one side i was going to go. This fuck cuts me off, slams my mirror with her car (idk how it isn't broken) and i beep the shit out of her, so she finds it acceptable to give me the finger. I put my car in park, and went outside to check and make sure the mirror was okay, and by some miracle her gay little minivan did nothing to it. When she picked up her kid, she floored the car and sped off while i waited for my brother. If i see this soccer mom driving her bitch minivan like shes hot shit, i am going to get out of my car and cock slap her into the next century.

fag

so you've been driving for a year and you're an expert?

fag

 

[nangiggles]

I hate the fact that when you see a driver doing something stupid 90% of the time (Im being generous should be more) it's a woman, but oddly when you see a driver doing something recklessly stupid it's a man.. go figure, we're both stupid in our own way

 

[iggy]

Lol.

 

[JDid23]

fag

so you've been driving for a year and you're an expert?

fag

when did i say that? I was pissed at this dumbass soccer mom and just ranted about it.

btw you're a fag

 

[AztecWarrior]

No racist here, but the asian take the cake here.

 

[nydj66]

I hate the fact that when you see a driver doing something stupid 90% of the time (Im being generous should be more) it's a woman, but oddly when you see a driver doing something recklessly stupid it's a man.. go figure, we're both stupid in our own way

I resent that!

posted using tapatalk while knee-drivng and eating a Big Mac

 

[pbhardbody]

I resent that!

posted using tapatalk while knee-drivng and eating a Big Mac[/quote]

lol...

 

[ponyfitness]

Usually they are yapping on their cell phones the whole time too.

And yes, I support the Asians being bad but they are a close second to East Indian women drivers.