I remember the best part of my first son's birth was me holding him in the hospital to rock him to sleep at 4:00am and saying "Kid, first off, let me get this out of the way...I'm really sorry. Don't bother asking. In time, I'm sure we can both make up lists of stuff for me to be sorry for."
BTW, if you're not going to PM an address then PM an email addy...I"ll paypal some cash.