so while on my month long vacation in europe I aquired Syphilis

[deco]

sucks

 

[puddlemonkey]

Sweet!

 

[rnch]

darn those foreign toilet seats!!!

 

[heatherrae]

are you kidding?

 

[Smurfy]

how?

 

[puddlemonkey]

how?

He's gonna blame monkeys, watch...

 

[Raptorex]

olololololol


sorry but its funny...get treated bro

 

[bones1435]

how?

uh...is that a trick question?

 

[Raptorex]

how?

he drank out of your bottle

 

[redsamurai]

raw dogging across europe will do that to ya!

 

[PICK3]

anal warts is a funnier sounding STD

just sayin

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[crazyjoe]

sucks

You're dirty!

 

[Nathan]

I'm taking down all of your personal information.

 

[chewyxrage]

lmfao!

I remember a thread not that long ago where I told ya you were going to get the the Herpe.

Wasen't far off...

 

[Nathan]

Hopefully he's kidding but if not, I'm not sure I'd have advertised that.

 

[calveless wonder]

i went across the street and got crabs

 

[cboogsrun]

hooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllllll someone say rawdog?

 

[PICK3]

lol

olololololol!

 

[musclemom]

You'll be lucky if syphilis is ALL you've got

 

[Raptorex]

Question: How does herpes get out of the hospital?





Answer: On crotches!

 

[nimbus]

you fuckin pimp, nice bro!

 

[wootoom]

you fuckin pimp, nice bro!

bwhahahahahah

 

[Mr. dB]

Has the cartillage in your nose collapsed yet?

 

[deco]

i was just kidding you fucking assholes

 

[nimbus]

ya we knew you already had syphilis

 

[bigmann245]

thats why when i went overseas with the navy i didnt touch anyone out there. well that and the fact i was married....lol

 

[Spartacus]

raw dogging across europe will do that to ya!

ha

 

[LuluDeren]

Have you tried sucking on the rim of a Bowler Hat?

 

[Cal_21]

sucks

 

[canadianhitman]

i was just kidding you fucking assholes

Yeah...sure.

Ok, find yourself a legit online pharmacy and get 63 tabs of 100mg doxycycline. Then run doxycycline at 300mg daily for 21 days in divided doses.

Or, if you're not afraid of needles, just jam 1gm of procaine penicillin IM per day for 10 days.

Good luck with that.

 

[Tytan]

Do they still whack you peter with a mallot to treat that?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

sucks

Outstanding work, keep it up.

 

[H_T_]

we don't cotton to syphilitic mofo's around here....