So uh, just found out I'm 5 weeks into being a dad.

[jh1]

I was waiting for you...


Yeah. It's the call I got right when I was going to go to lunch. I was suddenly not hungry and beerbonged some tums. I'm just scared shitless at the moment. I'll work out hard as hell today.

Well this certainly changes things.

 

[jh1]

lol @ Gambino


KB with techniques on falling down the stairs and coat hangers in 3.....2.....1....

 

[jnevin]

lol @ Gambino


KB with techniques on falling down the stairs and coat hangers in 3.....2.....1....

I've been on youtube all day checking techniques...




I kid. Yeah. It changes things for sure. It feels like a dream.

 

[jh1]

Possible Court Room Themes:

1) JNev's Drinking.
2) JNev's Abusive Mother.
3) JNev's Joosage.
4) JNev's Drug Abuse.

Paternity / Child Support Court won't be fun. Get ur Ducks in a Row.

 

[jnevin]

jnev bro, i'm not being insensitive but
if i was you i would consider abortion.
just cause things appear to be fucked up with you and the lady.
plus, kids are annoying for young playas like ourselves

Jesus dude...

 

[digimon7068]

aie carumba!! well. . .you really do seem like a good d00d. . .i'm going to predict that 5 years from now, you'll look back and wonder why you were so freaked out. . .and you won't remember what life was like before he/she came along. . .

 

[binö]

Jesus dude...

meh, i shoulda deleted my post
sorry bro

 

[jh1]

meh, i shoulda deleted my post
sorry bro

lol....

 

[gonelifting]

aie carumba!! well. . .you really do seem like a good d00d. . .i'm going to predict that 5 years from now, you'll look back and wonder why you were so freaked out. . .and you won't remember what life was like before he/she came along. . .

Yep. Never look back, dude.

I know it's early, but can we set up a play date at some point? Thanks man. pm me.

 

[jnevin]

Possible Court Room Themes:

1) JNev's Drinking.
2) JNev's Abusive Mother.
3) JNev's Joosage.
4) JNev's Drug Abuse.

Paternity / Child Support Court won't be fun. Get ur Ducks in a Row.

The last two are things she doesn't know about.