So, this is mildly awkward

[KillahBee]

(some of you may remember this story)

Long story short, my roomie and VERY tight friend has been completely in love with this chick we work with for a while now. Like, TOTALLY in love. Pathetic, sad, puppy dog in love. Well, she has a boyfriend and has had one for a long time so she won't do anything with him. But they hang out and obviously have chemistry.

Anyway, I slept with her. A while ago. Before I knew he was in love with her (he actually told me the NEXT MORNING). So, he still doesn't know. Since then, in a bitter case of irony, he has actually said in conversation that he would "stab me" if I ever fucked her (we were joking around about how he will never get her). So this has really been eating at me for like a year now.

Well, she is over here right now. Just me, her and him.

Comfortable, this is not

 

[Smurfy]

She's another one of those faithful females.

 

[gotmilk]

Ask him to stab you in the leg....it's safer.

You should ask her for a threesome and ease him into the truth slowly

 

[KillahBee]

She's another one of those faithful females.

It's insane. I had never spoken to her before that night. At the bar I said maybe 10 words to her and none were even close to faithful. She and a few other friends ended up passing out in my living room.

At 3 am she opens my bedroom door, crawls under the sheets and rapes me. Raw dog.

Easily the most fucked up thing I have ever experienced. Found out the next day that the night before her and my roomie were talking at the bar and she was crying saying she likes him but can't do anything cause she has a BF, etc, etc

 

[digimon7068]

i still exchange christmas cards with a few ladies that i. . .ummm. . ."dated" when i was in college. . .every once in a while at a party or what have you i find myself in the same room with one (once there was even two) of them. . .so there we are, husbands, wives. . .the husbands don't know about me. . .and my wife doesn't know about the chicas. . .it's odd. . .i usually just drink until the weird feeling goes away. . .might work for you too

but. . .i ain't sayin' shit to ANYONE. . .what would it accomplish??

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

and I thought you only fucked cougs and strippers

 

[KillahBee]

and I thought you only fucked cougs and strippers

not much for the cougs. my skillz lack in that dept.

strippers, young club chicks, cutters, molestation victims, rape fantasy bearers - these are my forte

 

[jh1]

it's my wif...

I'll kill you both.

 

[SpyWizard]

(some of you may remember this story)

my roomie and VERY friend has been completely in love with this chick they hang out and obviously have chemistry.

Anyway, I slept with her.

you sir should burn in hell...

bros befo ho's


come on everyone.. lets get em..


really dude, i've been there and done that... no one wins..

 

[UA_Iron]

shoulda got some pics to really rub that shit in when the moment counts.

 

[KillahBee]

you sir should burn in hell...

bros befo ho's


come on everyone.. lets get em..


really dude, i've been there and done that... no one wins..

You're missing something in the story dude, I had NO CLUE he was in love with her until after that night. That is what was so fucked up. Up to that point, I thought he just wanted to fuck her. All is fair game in that situation, especially when a girl climbs into your bed at 3am.

I would NEVER fuck with someone one of my boys is into.

 

[the_clockwork]

post some pics of her

 

[PICK3]

I thought this thread was going to be about installing "training wheels" on a motorcycle.

 

[SpyWizard]

You're missing something in the story dude, I had NO CLUE he was in love with her until after that night. That is what was so fucked up. Up to that point, I thought he just wanted to fuck her. All is fair game in that situation, especially when a girl climbs into your bed at 3am.

I would NEVER fuck with someone one of my boys is into.

didn't get that from the post...

i mean you said he was in love, puppy dog sick in love with her, and after you fucked her you were hanging with him and he just blerts out "I'd stab you if i found out you had sex with her"

and you already did..

I'll start another thread along these lines and run a poll..

 

[KillahBee]

didn't get that from the post...

i mean you said he was in love, puppy dog sick in love with her, and after you fucked her you were hanging with him and he just blerts out "I'd stab you if i found out you had sex with her"

and you already did..

I'll start another thread along these lines and run a poll..

lol, we were joking around about how pathetic he is with her and he started laughing saying I'll probably fuck her soon (tee hee).

 

[gotmilk]

I would NEVER fuck with someone one of my boys is into.

My Senior year in college, I tagged this girl the first week of school. Cawk hammered her on the couch we had on the back porch.

A month later, one of my roomies tagged her in the living room at about 2 am as a bunch of us were playing beer-die in the kitchen...

She's now married to one of our other roommates.

Shit happens, your roomie will get over it.

True story. In fact, saw both of them last Fall at our class reunion and they were happy as hell. He even knows I tagged his wife because he walked by us.

 

[KillahBee]

My Senior year in college, I tagged this girl the first week of school. Cawk hammered her on the couch we had on the back porch.

A month later, one of my roomies tagged her in the living room at about 2 am as a bunch of us were playing beer-die in the kitchen...

She's now married to one of our other roommates.

Shit happens, your roomie will get over it.

True story. In fact, saw both of them last Fall at our class reunion and they were happy as hell. He even knows I tagged his wife because he walked by us.

Wow.

Even more fucked up with my roomie - he was about to fuck this real hot slutty chick from work and was too drunk to get it up. 2 weeks later I fucking mauled her every orifice.

I am the worst roommate ever

 

[gotmilk]

Wow.

Even more fucked up with my roomie - he was about to fuck this real hot slutty chick from work and was too drunk to get it up. 2 weeks later I fucking mauled her every orifice.

I am the worst roommate ever

Yeah..me too. One of my roomies was so drunk, he ten-pumped chumped a girl. He asked her to sleep on the couch in the living room. I came home and pounded her on the couch for two hours. Used his blanket as a spoo rag too. Oh well. We used to have open season on any drunk girls in our house.

 

[swole]

Wow.

Even more fucked up with my roomie - he was about to fuck this real hot slutty chick from work and was too drunk to get it up. 2 weeks later I fucking mauled her every orifice.

I am the worst roommate ever

oh shit, lmfao i did the same thing

housemate, roomie, whatever you want to call him

he dated this hot blonde for a month, everytime she was over she'd be all over my shit, touching the sawseech when he wasn't around, talking dirty, blah blah hoorah

the only night he went to fuck her he couldn't get it up, they broke up the next week (for other reasons)

i fucked her the following week

BUT -- difference is, you fuggin scumbegs, I approached my boy first to let him know shit was going down

we're still bestest of pals and neither of us talk to the slut (MAJOR issues)

 

[KillahBee]

oh shit, lmfao i did the same thing

housemate, roomie, whatever you want to call him

he dated this hot blonde for a month, everytime she was over she'd be all over my shit, touching the sawseech when he wasn't around, talking dirty, blah blah hoorah

the only night he went to fuck her he couldn't get it up, they broke up the next week (for other reasons)

i fucked her the following week

BUT -- difference is, you fuggin scumbegs, I approached my boy first to let him know shit was going down

we're still bestest of pals and neither of us talk to the slut (MAJOR issues)

Hey, I told him about the other chick. But dude, how do you tell your tight buddy that you just fucked the ever loving shit - raw dog, mind you - out of the girl whe is admittedly in total love with and who told him she couldn't do anything with him cause she has a BF?!! He would have killed her and himself.

 

[heatherrae]

Yippee, another, "look, someone actually slept with me" thread from KB.

 

[thelion2005]

(some of you may remember this story)

Long story short, my roomie and VERY tight friend has been completely in love with this chick we work with for a while now. Like, TOTALLY in love. Pathetic, sad, puppy dog in love. Well, she has a boyfriend and has had one for a long time so she won't do anything with him. But they hang out and obviously have chemistry.

Anyway, I slept with her. A while ago. Before I knew he was in love with her (he actually told me the NEXT MORNING). So, he still doesn't know. Since then, in a bitter case of irony, he has actually said in conversation that he would "stab me" if I ever fucked her (we were joking around about how he will never get her). So this has really been eating at me for like a year now.

Well, she is over here right now. Just me, her and him.

Comfortable, this is not

Don't say a word ... not one.

Pretend it did not happen ... just a dream.

 

[gotmilk]

BUT -- difference is, you fuggin scumbegs, I approached my boy first to let him know shit was going down

Thing is, non of us really cared at the time nor did we think he was going to marry her later on...especially since he was cawk hammering a lot of girls. We passed around cheerleaders like Gonelifting passes around donuts. Dood went on to Dartmouth Medical School and is now at MD Anderson in Houston. It's not like he's clueless and stupid.

Some guys need to get over the fact that some chicks have a history...

 

[Smurfy]

also LOL @ this friend of yours, KB. what's wrong with this guy? Seriously. SWV material I presume.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm feeling a 3some.

 

[all the whey]

Hey, I told him about the other chick. But dude, how do you tell your tight buddy that you just fucked the ever loving shit - raw dog, mind you - out of the girl whe is admittedly in total love with and who told him she couldn't do anything with him cause she has a BF?!! He would have killed her and himself.

I know it would be hard. But, you should have told him right then. You did nothing wrong by fucking her, because you didn't know. Now, he will be mad because you never told him.

You would have been doing him a favor also. Hopefully, he would have woke up and realized she was just another cunt.

I think you should tell him. Tell him like you told us. That you didn't know, and didn't want to hurt him.

You should do it, because it is the right thing to do to a friend. And, this slut will eventually tell him for the attention/drama. Or, just as another reason to reject him, because she thinks of him as a "friend".

Anyways, keep fucking them hoes.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

fuck this shit, we need some pics

 

[jerkbox]

you guys are all man-hos

 

[heavy_duty]

dood she IS going to tell your buddy....then what?

he'll hate you and want to bash your head in while you're sleeping.

think of all the convo's you 2 have had about her and you looked him in the eye and said nothing while he admitted that he is IN LOVE with her.


this is gonna get ugly dawgs...

does your boy have a Glock in the house? get rid of all the guns dawg.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

not much for the cougs. my skillz lack in that dept.

strippers, young club chicks, cutters, molestation victims, rape fantasy bearers - these are my forte

damn, I thought cougs only wanted to feel some non-wrinkled balls and would take anything.

 

[alien amp pharm]

At least you have this and the other thread with dates to back up your story when he finds out.

 

[Kabeetz]

Bro you're in a tough spot. your roommate should simply not be so overprotective about a girl that is actually in a commited relationship to someone else. She's not property. It sucks when guys fall that hard for a chick

 

[mekannik]

Hey, I told him about the other chick. But dude, how do you tell your tight buddy that you just fucked the ever loving shit - raw dog, mind you - out of the girl whe is admittedly in total love with and who told him she couldn't do anything with him cause she has a BF?!! He would have killed her and himself.

Well if he kills her and himself first - then the death threat against you is pretty moot.

So you got that going for you, which is nice....

 

[habitualhealth]

ur mildly awkward

 

[swole]

Hey, I told him about the other chick. But dude, how do you tell your tight buddy that you just fucked the ever loving shit - raw dog, mind you - out of the girl whe is admittedly in total love with and who told him she couldn't do anything with him cause she has a BF?!! He would have killed her and himself.

tough situation

let me play devil's advocate by saying if he means that much to you, it should have never happened

but now that it did, nut up and do it, he has to grow up sometime...he doesn't have to know details...just that it happened

whatever he does after that is not your concern...it's not your fault he's unstable...but you can keep the respek foreal, nigga son

 

[swole]

ur mildly awkward

walking out of my house would be mildy awkward for your legs

 

[habitualhealth]

walking out of my house would be mildy awkward for your legs

who said i would ever leave?

 

[KillahBee]

tough situation

let me play devil's advocate by saying if he means that much to you, it should have never happened

but now that it did, nut up and do it, he has to grow up sometime...he doesn't have to know details...just that it happened

whatever he does after that is not your concern...it's not your fault he's unstable...but you can keep the respek foreal, nigga son

Re: devil's advocate - you gotta pay attention to the thread details maing, at the time where I hit it, I had NO IDEA he was in love with her. I had only heard him say she was hot and he wanted to fuck her - what every other guy said. Had I known the full deal, I would have NEVER touch her.

The rest just troubles me. My #1 concern is that he works on the same account with her, so I assume work shit will be fucked up if he finds out and blows up on her (which he will, right or wrong). This was the main reason I hesitated. And once a week passed, it turned into a month and then it was just too late.

It sucks. I got caught up in a bad situation. But man, it's been a YEAR and nobody knows

 

[alien amp pharm]

It'd be funny if he's known for a while and is just saying stuff like "I'd kill you if you ever touched her" just to mess with you.

 

[all the whey]

Re: devil's advocate - you gotta pay attention to the thread details maing, at the time where I hit it, I had NO IDEA he was in love with her. I had only heard him say she was hot and he wanted to fuck her - what every other guy said. Had I known the full deal, I would have NEVER touch her.

The rest just troubles me. My #1 concern is that he works on the same account with her, so I assume work shit will be fucked up if he finds out and blows up on her (which he will, right or wrong). This was the main reason I hesitated. And once a week passed, it turned into a month and then it was just too late.

It sucks. I got caught up in a bad situation. But man, it's been a YEAR and nobody knows

It has been a yr!

Well, maybe she won't tell him.

He has been "in love" with her a yr? Take him out, and get him some freaky girl to fuck him so good that he forgets about her.

Good Luck bro

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Killah, I dont know how you've slept at night since then. You never know, he could be standing over you with a knife nightly.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

she wont say anything. social pressure, looking like a slut (since she had a bf) etc

you ignore, you wait, eventually he'll find someone else to be infatuated with and tell you about being in 'love' with her too, then in a few years, you might tell him. or not.

something like this happened to me with a good buddy of mine. itll pass

 

[bran987]

It'd be funny if he's known for a while and is just saying stuff like "I'd kill you if you ever touched her" just to mess with you.

he's a pretty big dude too KB be careful

 

[KillahBee]

he's a pretty big dude too KB be careful

WTF. Kid's a pussy, never been in a fight before. Bran, you're a cockfuck

 

[Frisky]

WTF. Kid's a pussy, never been in a fight before. Bran, you're a cockfuck

he'll kick your ass... I'm calling him right now and telling him all your dirty little secrets