So theyre remaking the movie "Red Dawn." Who's asses should kids kick instead of the Ruskies?

[75th]

The mooslims or the Chinese?

If its going to be a similar set up (one moment everythings fine, the next everythings fucked) it may have to be the mooslims. Sleeper cells and shit.

But then again they arent really good at organization, government, or anything in that area, so maybe the Chinese?

That leaves the question of how the would invade? Maybe theyll send a bus load of Chinese bankers up to the White House and say theyre looking to collect on the debt we owe them?

 

[SaladFork]

I loved that movie... WOLVERINES!!!!!!!

Chinese would be a good one lol.

 

[75th]

I loved that movie... WOLVERINES!!!!!!!

Chinese would be a good one lol.

Ah, or maybe the messicans?

The story could revolve around how 20 years ago a bunch of illegal women got knocked up at the same time. Like tens of thousands of them. They were all born at the same time, bred to be warriors, and the (same) day they all turn 21 they launch their assault from the southwest moving east.

 

[SaladFork]

Ah, or maybe the messicans?

The story could revolve around how 20 years ago a bunch of illegal women got knocked up at the same time. Like tens of thousands of them. They were all born at the same time, bred to be warriors, and the (same) day they all turn 21 they launch their assault from the southwest moving east.

They are working on a 300 remake just like that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qKD-Ph7ds

 

[stosstruppe]

Re: So theyre remaking the movie "Red Dawn." Who's asses should kids kick instead of

Definitely the Mooslims; how peaceful multicultural rednecks living out in the sticks are being oppressed by airborne fundamentalists, and how the rednecks get up to all sorts of shenanigans kicking fundamentalist butt.

They could have a younger naive black liberal guy, and a maverick older conservative guy teaming up (with maybe a young messican chica aswell for added PC hi-octane awesomeness and as the love interest, where both the guys want to bum her until her colon prolapses to show how unprejudiced they are) to show how Americans overcome their petty differences to kick terrorist ass. And they can throw in that comedy scene where the black guy tries to be hip by playing all that rap 'n' jazz shit, and the older guy is like "yo wtf" and he wants to play country line dancing, and then the terrorist puts on his bhangra jihadi tune and they're like "wtf beeyotch" and shoot him in the nuts to show again American unity and acceptance in the face of Islama-fascism.

I'll sell the script for 10 million kthxbai.

 

[75th]

Re: So theyre remaking the movie "Red Dawn." Who's asses should kids kick instead of

Definitely the Mooslims; how peaceful multicultural rednecks living out in the sticks are being oppressed by airborne fundamentalists, and how the rednecks get up to all sorts of shenanigans kicking fundamentalist butt.

They could have a younger naive black liberal guy, and a maverick older conservative guy teaming up (with maybe a young messican chica aswell for added PC hi-octane awesomeness and as the love interest, where both the guys want to bum her until her colon prolapses to show how unprejudiced they are) to show how Americans overcome their petty differences to kick terrorist ass. And they can throw in that comedy scene where the black guy tries to be hip by playing all that rap 'n' jazz shit, and the older guy is like "yo wtf" and he wants to play country line dancing, and then the terrorist puts on his bhangra jihadi tune and they're like "wtf beeyotch" and shoot him in the nuts to show again American unity and acceptance in the face of Islama-fascism.

I'll sell the script for 10 million kthxbai.

On second thought Im not sure if teh mooslims would work as you would simply be able to dump pigs blood over their troops and they would fall to their knees and start wailing while holding their heads.

 

[chris302001]

Re: So theyre remaking the movie "Red Dawn." Who's asses should kids kick instead of

Ah, or maybe the messicans?

The mooslims or the Chinese?

Why not all of them???

 

[sixxtoes]

wut about those damm pesky eskimos!

 

[mountain muscle]

Re: So theyre remaking the movie "Red Dawn." Who's asses should kids kick instead of

Definitely the Mooslims; how peaceful multicultural rednecks living out in the sticks are being oppressed by airborne fundamentalists, and how the rednecks get up to all sorts of shenanigans kicking fundamentalist butt.

They could have a younger naive black liberal guy, and a maverick older conservative guy teaming up (with maybe a young messican chica aswell for added PC hi-octane awesomeness and as the love interest, where both the guys want to bum her until her colon prolapses to show how unprejudiced they are) to show how Americans overcome their petty differences to kick terrorist ass. And they can throw in that comedy scene where the black guy tries to be hip by playing all that rap 'n' jazz shit, and the older guy is like "yo wtf" and he wants to play country line dancing, and then the terrorist puts on his bhangra jihadi tune and they're like "wtf beeyotch" and shoot him in the nuts to show again American unity and acceptance in the face of Islama-fascism.

I'll sell the script for 10 million kthxbai.

Can I play the old redneck with the mexican hottie girlfrind?