So there’s this cashier at my grocery store

[big_bad_buff]

She looks a lot like Christina Ricci…..anyways, every time I see her in there I’m just like, yeah she’s cute, but never really thought past that or thought about talking to her because 9 out of 10 chicks in my town are married, divorced with kids, or under 18 (well, I’ve never met a chick that didn’t fall in one of those categories in my town, so 10 out of 10 lol) so I’m just like whateva!!

But I just saw her at my gym today as I was leaving and was like damn!!!! Just because she works out made her move up about 5 notches on the “datable” scale, and makes me want to talk to her now. But then I think, WHY? I tell myself “BBB, you know she’s gonna be married, have kids or both or some dumb shit, don’t even bother orb”

You ever tell yourself this? like who gives a shit, why try because you know something is gonna be wrong with the broad anyways?

 

[ceo]

heres a clue...something is wrong with her...something is wrong with all of them. What does that matter? Are you trying to marry her or just get with her for a while till things fall apart as they most likely eventually will? Think of the immediate benefits and enjoy the time with her until she gets too crazy for you to handle anymore.

Remember; women are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

 

[jh1]

Christina Ricci???!????!!!!?


Whatever floats ur boat....

 

[Lowest]

Yeah bro I do that ALL the time. I have high standards to begin with though. Pretty much any girl who meets my standards is taken... matter of fact, I don't have a single female friend right now who isn't taken, I don't actually know a single girl at all. I pretty much always assume that any girl I'm into is going to be taken already. It's not always a problem though, the last 3 or 4 girls I've dated had boyfriends when I met them, but they didn't last long when I came into the picture. Granted, those girls were all psycho's, but it was fun for a while

 

[*MissFit*]

Bah get some balls and ask her ANYTHING

 

[jh1]

Bah get some balls and ask her ANYTHING

LMAO!

:rofl:


Damn PLP coming out with the slam .....

 

[Lowest]

I, for one, would like to see more equality of the sexes. Meaning, women should ask us guys out more often! PLP, you can start things in the right direction by asking me out

 

[sconoscuito]

i do that all the time

it seems like they all have boyfriends during the week. On the weekends when they are drunk they forget about them, thats when I come into play.

 

[big_bad_buff]

nice way of looking at it

Remember; women are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

 

[*MissFit*]

Ya usualy because u take too long to freakin ask... like i said get some balls.. if u gotta stick your hands in your pants and pull on them for a bit...