So the Coffee Salesman walks in

[bran987]

He's like "You need any coffee?"

I said "I don't know what you selling today"

He said "Well I've got this Starbuck's here and this new stuff over here, but I don't see how people drink coffee in the Summer anyway."

I'm like... "OK.. you're the coffee salesman and you don't know how people drink coffee in the Summer?"

He said "Well, in the Summer it's HOT. Actually, I don't know how people even drink coffee at all really."

I wish you coulda seen the look on my face

I said "well, I think we have enough, I can check."

He says "Oh no you don't have to check. I already checked, you have plenty."

"Then why are you trying to sell me more?"

"I don't know. I'm not really."

 

[NJjuice22]

that guy is to nice to be a salesman...only the pricks are good at sales.

 

[stilleto]

bran, he wanth you. you thertainly flirted with him enough.

 

[jnevin]

What he was doing was not sales...

 

[Mr. dB]

He's been taking salesmanship lessons from Pittbullstl and MattTheSkywalker.

 

[string_bean00]

wtf is a coffee salesman? people go to stores for coffee

 

[Lestat]

sounds like he wanted to suck your wang

 

[Mr. dB]

wtf is a coffee salesman? people go to stores for coffee

You've never been to an office, have you?

 

[pintoca]

first time I saw people drinking coffee UNDER THE SUN in summer I almost had a heart attack

 

[Spanky11]

You've never been to an office, have you?

you beat me to it

 

[bran987]

wtf is a coffee salesman? people go to stores for coffee

lol stringy you're right we should all stop off at sbux before work each day!

so you guys think I have a shot banging the coffee guy eh?

 

[stilleto]

lol stringy you're right we should all stop off at sbux before work each day!

so you guys think I have a shot banging the coffee guy eh?

i'm guessing he's banging you as you type.

 

[Raina]

Give him my number....

 

[Sub-Zero]

He's like "You need any coffee?"

I said "I don't know what you selling today"

He said "Well I've got this Starbuck's here and this new stuff over here, but I don't see how people drink coffee in the Summer anyway."

I'm like... "OK.. you're the coffee salesman and you don't know how people drink coffee in the Summer?"

He said "Well, in the Summer it's HOT. Actually, I don't know how people even drink coffee at all really."

I wish you coulda seen the look on my face

I said "well, I think we have enough, I can check."

He says "Oh no you don't have to check. I already checked, you have plenty."

"Then why are you trying to sell me more?"

"I don't know. I'm not really."

definately a cool guy. i think he just wanted a friend.. u shoulda become his friend...

 

[string_bean00]

all you office people drink too much coffee

 

[HiDnGoD]

think he just wanted a friend...

Yeah, like the cable guy, LOL