So predictable

[wootoom]

im always hardcore like scooter

 

[wootoom]

stop before her clitoris becomes the size of a golf ball

too late

 

[Spartacus]

when the doc gives you transdermal test
save that
and smear it all over her junk
she'll be clawing at her pussy

not right away
maybe shave her one evening, or afternoon
then soothe her tender parts with the "ointment"
go watch ESPN and save up some cum

 

[wootoom]

lolololololol

 

[Spartacus]

I don't operate well in the morning
just fuck 'em when they're stinky

 

[wootoom]

im getting a cock implanted on my forehead

 

[Spartacus]

that's the best part of living with a gal
they no longer worry if their butt crack is perfect

 

[wootoom]

im a living dead girl

 

[Spartacus]

I could teach proper grammar to underprivilged children

 

[Spartacus]

relate to them
yo