So paint doesn't taste very good..

[Seashell]

I played paintball for the first time this weekend, good times!

The first round I was a little over-excited and shot my own teammate. Oops.

After that I settled down a little and even managed to shoot someone right in the head, I expect the swat team will come knocking any day now. Somewhere in there, I got shot in the elbow where there was no protection, YOWIE! That hurt more than I expected it to, and later right in the mouth, gave me a fat lip and a mouthful of paint even through the mask I was wearing. I guess I'm not the stealth ninja I thought I was.

So, if you were ever wondering.. paint is not very good, tastes nothing like chicken.

 

[HANSEL]

Nice Seashell!

I play in an indoor arena and people have their custom guns running pretty fast, ive had my shirt ript and skin penetrated thats for sure, it hurts!

 

[ZKaudio]

i got shot in the neck back in high school and had a gnarly welt that looked like a hickey for a good month before it healed =/

 

[Lumberg]

I've always wanted to play paintball.

 

[canadianhitman]

Seashell...if you're a crack shot but not too stealthy, the key for you is to find cover that is in a hard-to-access area, and then just snipe. Wait for them to come to you...don't try running/sneaking around looking for them.

 

[biteme]

You weren't kidding when you said you were competitive. Damn.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Paintball is fun, been playing it for about 5 years... One of these days we can have an EF Paintball Day meetup, and we'll have some Deus Ex-Inflicted carnage

 

[TheProject]

I follow the "accuracy by volume" theory when I play...

And my record after playing an iron man game was 42 welts.

Yes, I counted.

 

[jerkbox]

last time I played I had welts all over my back and my ass....and I got whacked right in the head...that hurt

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You just upset paint's feelings? Do you taste very good? Well, do you?

 

[from zero]

Shit man, I wanna play some paintball.

 

[the nature boy]

last time I played I had welts all over my back and my ass....and I got whacked right in the head...that hurt

your adventures with your life partners need to go in the EF between the sheets forum broly.

 

[from zero]

your adventures with your life partners need to go in the EF between the sheets forum broly.

lol

Back to the topic at hand.
We should have an Elite Paintball Meetup. 10 on 10 paintball. The team names will be the Blaps and the Flagelpans.

 

[jerkbox]

your adventures with your life partners need to go in the EF between the sheets forum broly.

actually, I was playing all by myself...

 

[The_Ghost]

I played paintball for the first time this weekend, good times!

The first round I was a little over-excited and shot my own teammate. Oops.

After that I settled down a little and even managed to shoot someone right in the head, I expect the swat team will come knocking any day now. Somewhere in there, I got shot in the elbow where there was no protection, YOWIE! That hurt more than I expected it to, and later right in the mouth, gave me a fat lip and a mouthful of paint even through the mask I was wearing. I guess I'm not the stealth ninja I thought I was.

So, if you were ever wondering.. paint is not very good, tastes nothing like chicken.

what did I tell you! Wear heavy clothing!!!! LOL

 

[Seashell]

Re: Re: So paint doesn't taste very good..

what did I tell you! Wear heavy clothing!!!! LOL

LMAO! I know, I did but I got too hot, so much running! So I ditched the big fat sweater.. and promptly got shot in the elbow.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Paintball is big fun.....

 

[fistfullofsteel]

and later right in the mouth, gave me a fat lip and a mouthful of paint even through the mask I was wearing. I guess I'm not the stealth ninja I thought I was.

So, if you were ever wondering.. paint is not very good, tastes nothing like chicken.

Maybe it's not paint.

 

[Jacob Creutzfeldt]

If you don't like the taste of paint from the paintball guns, you should really try some leaded paint chips from an old window sill. I bet you'll change your tune when you taste the almond sweet goodness. Tre Magnifique!!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lol @ poor seashell

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

I follow the "accuracy by volume" theory when I play...

And my record after playing an iron man game was 42 welts.

Yes, I counted.

'spray and pray'

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Sounds like fun Seashell where in the GTA is this at?

 

[Seashell]

Dayna, this one was at 401 and Dixon...it's in a warehouse, you kind of feel like you're in the middle of nowhere, have you ever played?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Yeah my Bro had them when we were kids. That is close to my work! There is a really cool in door go kart place in that area too.

 

[TheProject]

'spray and pray'

Nah, not quite THAT bad...I just know my gun's not very accurate.

First couple of times I played, I tried to conserve paint, then decided that sucked.

Best game ever was against a bunch of guys that worked in law enforcement. They were trying to use SWAT tactics, be all careful...I was my normal crazy self, and charged two of them, leapt over the bunker they were behind, shooting them both as I went...that kinda threw 'em off.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Whoa - I read this subject and for the first time had sexual thoughts about Seamonkey here.

I was like, who cares if her thighs are all flabby and look like cottage cheese is running through them tubs - this bitch fucking eats paint!

And then I was like, wait, what if she fucking drinks wet paint!?

My conclusion was that either way I could likely bet on excellent odds of getting anal from said freak.

Just as I was wondering if she sniffed glue or huffed gas I opened the thread and see some shit about paintball.

Pretty much the most disappointing thread I've ever seen, aside from that time where that guy said he was going to do stuff and then he didn't. That like blew me away and stuff.

Anyway - now I'm back to not wanting to have sex with shozzmonster and punching myself in the fucking genitals.

thanks.

 

[jerkbox]

Whoa - I read this subject and for the first time had sexual thoughts about Seamonkey here.

I was like, who cares if her thighs are all flabby and look like cottage cheese is running through them tubs - this bitch fucking eats paint!

And then I was like, wait, what if she fucking drinks wet paint!?

My conclusion was that either way I could likely bet on excellent odds of getting anal from said freak.

Just as I was wondering if she sniffed glue or huffed gas I opened the thread and see some shit about paintball.

Pretty much the most disappointing thread I've ever seen, aside from that time where that guy said he was going to do stuff and then he didn't. That like blew me away and stuff.

Anyway - now I'm back to not wanting to have sex with shozzmonster and punching myself in the fucking genitals.

thanks.

someone should write a book about you.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

someone should write a book about you.

If they do, I hope they call it "Fags in Space" or "Muppets Take Manhattan".

 

[Seashell]

Whoa - I read this subject and for the first time had sexual thoughts about Seamonkey here.

I was like, who cares if her thighs are all flabby and look like cottage cheese is running through them tubs - this bitch fucking eats paint!

And then I was like, wait, what if she fucking drinks wet paint!?

My conclusion was that either way I could likely bet on excellent odds of getting anal from said freak.

Just as I was wondering if she sniffed glue or huffed gas I opened the thread and see some shit about paintball.

Pretty much the most disappointing thread I've ever seen, aside from that time where that guy said he was going to do stuff and then he didn't. That like blew me away and stuff.

Anyway - now I'm back to not wanting to have sex with shozzmonster and punching myself in the fucking genitals.

thanks.

Why are my massive thighs always a part of our conversations?! Dammit you're so weird!!

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Why are my massive thighs always a part of our conversations?! Dammit you're so weird!!

"so weird" or "incredibly fucking hot"??

yeah, I thought so.

 

[Seashell]

"so weird" or "incredibly fucking hot"??

yeah, I thought so.

Okay you're right.

I just didn't want to say it, I felt shy.