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So my dog just whipped my ass...

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mountain muscle

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Yeah I was wrestling with Snoop, my weimar and his flailing claws caught the inside of my lip and tore open about a 1" gash that almost went all the way through. I packed it with pepper to stop the bleeding.

My suture kit is used up from using it on a friend of my mine, time to order another.

Anyone know of a better way to stop the bleeding?

Yes I should get stitches. no I am not going to go to the hospital.
 
Slice a major artery. This will lower your blood pressure and you lip will stop bleeding.
 
mountain muscle said:
It is on the inside.

Of my lip.

See karate men do bleed on the inside.


You get some K for that, I was going to post the same. But you beat me.

Karate man.
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but you a big Barry White looking m.f'er, so you wouldn't know that...
 
mountain muscle said:
Alcohol works for shit.

You really have not heard of pepper for stopping bleeding and numbing pain?
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I was just kiddin about the vodka

But, no, never heard of the pepper thing - ground or fresh. I have heard of tobacco leaves though
 
mountain muscle said:
Yeah I was wrestling with Snoop, my weimar and his flailing claws caught the inside of my lip and tore open about a 1" gash that almost went all the way through. I packed it with pepper to stop the bleeding.

My suture kit is used up from using it on a friend of my mine, time to order another.

Anyone know of a better way to stop the bleeding?

Yes I should get stitches. no I am not going to go to the hospital.
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You have the cajones to stitch yourself up? Oh dear lord :worried:

No wonder your dogs eat cats!!! You scare me!

Nothing substitutes for suturing if it's that bad.
 
mountain muscle said:
Yeah I was wrestling with Snoop, my weimar and his flailing claws caught the inside of my lip and tore open about a 1" gash that almost went all the way through. I packed it with pepper to stop the bleeding.

My suture kit is used up from using it on a friend of my mine, time to order another.

Anyone know of a better way to stop the bleeding?

Yes I should get stitches. no I am not going to go to the hospital.
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soddering iron, or call the cops, or stitch it
 
Apply a moistened tea bag to the cut to soothe and stop the bleeding. Or Sugar it's an excellent disinfectant. For open wounds or skin ulcerations, sprinkle on granulated sugar to help kill bacteria and speed healing. Smear a ring of petroleum jelly around the edges of the wound to hold the sugar in place, then put a little sugar directly on the wound. Cover the wound with a bandage; change the bandage once or twice a day.
 
Isn't there a powder that men use if they cut themselves shaving? I know that there is a special powder for clipping dog nails (meaning, if you cut too low, you pack it with this powder and the bleeding stops).

Otherwise I'd say pressure. That always stops the bleeding.
 
musclemom said:
You have the cajones to stitch yourself up? Oh dear lord :worried:

No wonder your dogs eat cats!!! You scare me!

Nothing substitutes for suturing if it's that bad.
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Suturing is not bad really MM. This one would be difficult because of it's placement and the lack of a third hand for me.

I sewed myself up the first time with regular thread and a needle when I was about 12 because I didn't want to get into trouble.

If it is still bleeding in the morning I will go to the medical supply shop:)

And my dogs eat squirrels now, all the cats are gone.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Isn't there a powder that men use if they cut themselves shaving? I know that there is a special powder for clipping dog nails (meaning, if you cut too low, you pack it with this powder and the bleeding stops).

Otherwise I'd say pressure. That always stops the bleeding.
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IP, you are thinking of corn starch. It works too. The problem is this cut is inside the mouth.

And I slobber.
 
mountain muscle said:
IP, you are thinking of corn starch. It works too. The problem is this cut is inside the mouth.

And I slobber.
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Ahh.. ouch. Well from the outside it may clot it. But I'd just keep pressure on it, then. And if it's that bad.. maybe stitches?
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Ahh.. ouch. Well from the outside it may clot it. But I'd just keep pressure on it, then. And if it's that bad.. maybe stitches?
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If it is bleeding in the moring i will thro a stitch or two in it.
 
mountain muscle said:
Suturing is not bad really MM. This one would be difficult because of it's placement and the lack of a third hand for me.

I sewed myself up the first time with regular thread and a needle when I was about 12 because I didn't want to get into trouble.

If it is still bleeding in the morning I will go to the medical supply shop:)

And my dogs eat squirrels now, all the cats are gone.
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Time limit on effective suturing is either 4 or 6 hours, hun.
 
musclemom said:
Time limit on effective suturing is either 4 or 6 hours, hun.
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Not true I got my chin stitched up almost 36 hours after the fact. They pulled it apart and cleaned it up, then stitched it right up.

The doc was pissed, but I was busy.
 
covergrl80 said:
Apply a moistened tea bag to the cut to soothe and stop the bleeding.
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now vowel-deficient one, I fail to see how thats going to help lol

teabag-2.jpg
 
mountain muscle said:
Not true I got my chin stitched up almost 36 hours after the fact. They pulled it apart and cleaned it up, then stitched it right up.

The doc was pissed, but I was busy.
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Well, you just chew iron and spit nails, you tough ass mutherfucker you :qt:

Good luck with whatever you decide to do :kiss:
 
try sticking a large (usually black) cak in there. Move your head to and frow while creating a suction affect with your mouth. When you feel something shoot out the end of the cak, swish it around the problem area. Bing bang bong. Your done.
 
Turd Ferguson said:
try sticking a large (usually black) cak in there. Move your head to and frow while creating a suction affect with your mouth. When you feel something shoot out the end of the cak, swish it around the problem area. Bing bang bong. Your done.
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That the Lou remedy you use on Jh1?
 
Scotsman said:
You fucking sissy, no dog could actually cut a real man.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Shut up you skirt-wearing, pansey-ass rock cock.

I am going to laugh when they whip your ass.


Did the little pink tassles for your bike come in yet?
 
mountain muscle said:
Shut up you skirt-wearing, pansey-ass rock cock.

I am going to laugh when they whip your ass.


Did the little pink tassles for your bike come in yet?
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Little? Big pink tassels, gotta advertise man.

LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
You fucking sissy, no dog could actually cut a real man.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Come on, he's more than a sissy. :chomp:
 
dirty~d~ said:
Come on, he's more than a sissy. :chomp:
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Yeah, but I'm thinking Scots is being nice to spare us all from witnessing MM crying like a little bitch cuz his feelings got hurt... Just a hunch.
 
jnevin said:
True, but the dog used the quart of blood technique...
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I'm not a fan of people bumping their own shit, but this was a pretty obscure movie HT referred to and I nailed it. The fok???? Seriously.

Yeah. I'm butthurt.
 
musclemom said:
Well, you just chew iron and spit nails, you tough ass mutherfucker you :qt:

Good luck with whatever you decide to do :kiss:
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Damnit we had an agreement not to mention my super secret diet.

Now the boys have open season on MM.



BTW sometimes I spit screws too.
 
mountain muscle said:
Okay that made me laugh.


Do you wear a matching skirt when you ride?


How long does it take to wear out the cards in your spokes?
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As I've mentioned before no Kilt on the bike. Indecent exposure tickets tend to haunt you.

Cards last about 37.26 hours.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
As I've mentioned before no Kilt on the bike. Indecent exposure tickets tend to haunt you.

Cards last about 37.26 hours.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Why is it I can picture you in a kilt on one of those little shriner bikes with cards in the spokes?
 
mountain muscle said:
Why is it I can picture you in a kilt on one of those little shriner bikes with cards in the spokes?
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Because I'm insane?

Or is it because rock cocks are fucking whackos?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Surgical glue.......used on animals.....I glued the Hamster together and it worked...why not on you
 
Gymgurl said:
Surgical glue.......used on animals.....I glued the Hamster together and it worked...why not on you
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It's healed up now.

I just have a big fat swollen lip that makes me look like a geo.

Okay it isn't that ugly.
 
mountain muscle said:
I know things.


I hear things.
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Well if you knew what she said you might be a little worried. :evil:

And not all geo's are ugly, there's that 0.001% that aren't. We had one visit the office the other day that is in the top five hottest women I have ever seen.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Well if you knew what she said you might be a little worried. :evil:

And not all geo's are ugly, there's that 0.001% that aren't. We had one visit the office the other day that is in the top five hottest women I have ever seen.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Pics of said geo hottie.


D can talk all she wants, ask her about corey, she'll fly right.
 
mountain muscle said:
Pics of said geo hottie.


D can talk all she wants, ask her about corey, she'll fly right.
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I was honestly too dumbfounded to try and get out the camera phone.

I'll ask about corey next time I talk to her. As far as I know she'll fly.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I was honestly too dumbfounded to try and get out the camera phone.

I'll ask about corey next time I talk to her. As far as I know she'll fly.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Ask her if she is picking ujp dinner for corey again. She'll love that.


And. DUDE. hottie geo and you said nothing, took no pics?

Next time ask her if you can borrow her skirt.

Or call me. I will be up to remove hottie geo so you can work.
 
mountain muscle said:
Ask her if she is picking ujp dinner for corey again. She'll love that.


And. DUDE. hottie geo and you said nothing, took no pics?

Next time ask her if you can borrow her skirt.

Or call me. I will be up to remove hottie geo so you can work.
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LOL, why do I think this is going to be a big can of worms.

She was with out director on a tour of the lab. It's not like she started working here or I wouldn't be posting anymore.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
mountain muscle said:
Ask her if she is picking ujp dinner for corey again. She'll love that.
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You bitch. :chomp:
 
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