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jnevin
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A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained
consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were
in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be
okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something
happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your
willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "The good news
is you've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have
the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as
your old one did, and better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come
cheap. It's $1000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you
want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife.
I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go
for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine
inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this
time, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role
in this. Making decisions together will help you through this tough time."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken
with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"
"Yes, she has," says the man.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor
"We're getting granite countertops."
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained
consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were
in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be
okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something
happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your
willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "The good news
is you've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have
the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as
your old one did, and better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come
cheap. It's $1000 an inch."
The man perks up at this.
"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you
want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife.
I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go
for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine
inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this
time, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role
in this. Making decisions together will help you through this tough time."
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day. "So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken
with your wife?"
"I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"
"Yes, she has," says the man.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor
"We're getting granite countertops."
