SO m youngest son comes out of his room into the living room covered from head to toe in what I thought was shit.

[jnevin]

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baby boys are the worst when changing. That thing will go off and shoot every where. If you have had a few kids you know when its coming though. If they got a boner cover that thing up cuz its about to squirt.

Yeah, she's peed, but it can't really go anywhere. When she first started getting more milk it took her stomach a little getting used to. I had her lifted up and was putting the new diaper under her and she just had a yellow shart that nailed my arm. Stunned me.

 

[needtogetaas]

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ha ha lmao that is so fucking true bro. Ive been pissed on before its not fun. Oh and the whole throw up thing in the mouth yeah that happened to me to and its fucking nasty.

I never got throw up in my mouth, but all over me once.

My oldest was like 5. He walked over as I was sitting on the ground. Gave me this frown face and then launched what felt like 3 gallons of vomit all over me. Luck for me I had on a full windbraker outfit.

 

[mwm5]

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I never got throw up in my mouth, but all over me once.

My oldest was like 5. He walked over as I was sitting on the ground. Gave me this frown face and then launched what felt like 3 gallons of vomit all over me. Luck for me I had on a full windbraker outfit.

that visual had me LOL'ing

 

[gonelifting]

LOL @ the peanut butter. Too bad it wasn't April Fool's Day.

Wait, was is "chunky" peanut butter? omg "WTF Son? You didn't have peanuts last night!"


"Where IS your mother!?"

 

[heavy_duty]

my girl got into a jar of vaseline and had her hair covered in it.
shampoo did not touch it but dish soap got the job done.

 

[SaladFork]

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I never got throw up in my mouth, but all over me once.

My oldest was like 5. He walked over as I was sitting on the ground. Gave me this frown face and then launched what felt like 3 gallons of vomit all over me. Luck for me I had on a full windbraker outfit.

Lmao!!!

My dog puked on my chest while I was sleeping. (sorry no kids, that is all I got lol)

 

[AAP]

My first thought was that Wulfgar had committed a driveby dumping.

 

[musclemom]

I'm so lucky, I didn't have a poop flinger. Mine ate weird things, kid used to shit the oddest fucking colors (crayons come out EXACTLY like they go in, BTW).

The messiest thing my son ever got into was one of my lipsticks, he ate half and then painted the walls and woodwork with the rest. It was a deep red and no amount of scrubbing took it entirely off, so the ghost of that shit was there forever.

 

[Bikini Mod]

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I am glad it was only peanut butter. I am not in the mood to deal with that kind of thing right now. God I was pissed at first.

My sister's daughter did this to her... TWICE.

Only it wasn't peanutbutter. It was shit.

 

[heatherrae]

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My sister's daughter did this to her... TWICE.

Only it wasn't peanutbutter. It was shit.

Oh good God, I would want to return Devin to the hospital for a new baby if he did that...lol.