So it isnt a myth....

[TheAssholeFomerlyKnownAsDBBT]

after reading all the "funniest gym moment" threads i thought the guys who loaded up the smith machine with 4-5 plates + and did 3inch squats was just a myth...

well tonight i can personally testify they are real and do exist.

this guy walked into the free weight area checked who was in saw some impressionable youths and some hot chicks proceeded to load the smith machine up so there was about 4-5 plates on either side. then squatted about 3 inches for about 5 reps, god did he think he was the new arnold,

i think he thought i was impressed as i kept staring at him all night (in disgust!!)

last night's workout was funny. I was doing squats. Started pyramiding down. Had three plates on each side and did 8 my last set. I went to get a drink and when i came back this guy had hopped in the rack and was definitely pumping out some of the weakest 1/4 squats I'd seen in awhile with my weight still no.

 

[Golddoor]

Thats not as bad as when i go to the Gym I keep finding the collars or locks on the smith machine. And there isnt any free weights in the area. I cant wait to catch who it is? LOL

 

[Tweakle]

there's a 50 something, wholemeal sandals wearing, yoga fag in my gym who looks like jerry garcia's body double. the other night I caught him loading 800lbs on the leg press and doing a half inch thigh tremble.

None of my concern and fun to watch (even when his wrinkled sack started to poke out of the bottom of his old fashioned gym shorts) but when he forced wifey on the same machine I watched in awe as her osteoporosis riddled legs almost snapped like twigs under the weight as it came crashing down. younger guys don't have a monopoly on acting like giant douches.. amazingly the pt standing right next to him didnt say a damn thing about almost murdering his wife

 

[silverbackn]

there's a 50 something, wholemeal sandals wearing, yoga fag in my gym who looks like jerry garcia's body double. the other night I caught him loading 800lbs on the leg press and doing a half inch thigh tremble.

None of my concern and fun to watch (even when his wrinkled sack started to poke out of the bottom of his old fashioned gym shorts) but when he forced wifey on the same machine I watched in awe as her osteoporosis riddled legs almost snapped like twigs under the weight as it came crashing down. younger guys don't have a monopoly on acting like giant douches.. amazingly the pt standing right next to him didnt say a damn thing about almost murdering his wife

I'm glad to see that my dad is still hard after it.

 

[Anthony Starks]

i think he thought i was impressed as i kept staring at him all night

He probably thought you were gay

 

[RexKwonDo]

there's a 50 something, wholemeal sandals wearing, yoga fag in my gym who looks like jerry garcia's body double. the other night I caught him loading 800lbs on the leg press and doing a half inch thigh tremble.

None of my concern and fun to watch (even when his wrinkled sack started to poke out of the bottom of his old fashioned gym shorts) but when he forced wifey on the same machine I watched in awe as her osteoporosis riddled legs almost snapped like twigs under the weight as it came crashing down. younger guys don't have a monopoly on acting like giant douches.. amazingly the pt standing right next to him didnt say a damn thing about almost murdering his wife

That's for sure! Age does not necessarily translate to wisdom!

This is a great thread!.. It's interesting to see a real lifter's perspective on all this.. I mean, some of the human animals that wander into gyms.. it simply staggers the mind.

 

[silverbackn]

That's for sure! Age does not necessarily translate to wisdom!

This is a great thread!.. It's interesting to see a real lifter's perspective on all this.. I mean, some of the human animals that wander into gyms.. it simply staggers the mind.

All the colossal douche bags keep it interesting!

 

[cityhick]

Thats not as bad as when i go to the Gym I keep finding the collars or locks on the smith machine. And there isnt any free weights in the area. I cant wait to catch who it is? LOL

I hate that shit! I will be walkin around and streching about 3 feet from a machine or barbell that has all my weights on it and some dumbass starts to take em off or try to do a 1/2 rep set. DAMNIT just gets me mad thinkin about it. lil son of a bitch.

 

[alcatraz1662]

The 3 inch squatters, the old farts who do the God-knows-what-dumbbell-excercise in front of the mirror taking up my space, the hung over frat boys who don't even work out legs so they have to wear those college sweat pants and a tight shirt to make their arms look big, combined with the shitty music at my gym makes me want to hang myself on the pull-up bar every day I walk in there.

Lol, I wasn't sure what this thread was about at first....I thought I was the only one.

 

[TRAPezoid]

Whats in those fanny packs anyway?

That's usually where they keep extra gayness