So I'm in Berkeley for the first time today...

[Paulos]

Had to go for a Job Orientation. I left pretty early and got there about 7:30...had about an hour to kill before training started.

So I am chilling outside drinking a Quart of 2% for Breakfast, and I see this homeless dude walking my way. Homeboy is wearing a long checkered flanned overcoat, a bright pink beanie, and a lovely flowered white sun dress.

So I think to myself "Guy in dress, No big deal".


He walks up to me as I am taking a sip of my milk, stops, looks me right in the eye, and says "That beverage has no Kodak. Milk is for PUSSIES".

I started at him blankly for a second , then started laughing. He starts laughing I guess because I thought it was funny. We both laugh for a good 5 seconds then I say "So, You're Insane. How's that working out for you?".

He laughed for a second, didn't answer my question, and walked away.


Weird shit.

 

[bwood]

you should have offered drakfoot a hug...

and a glass of milk...

 

[skaman607]

Did anyone in here say that they'd hit anything in a dress?

 

[p0ink]

did he stick you with a used syringe?

homeless people like to do things like that.

 

[KAYNE]

Did anyone in here say that they'd hit anything in a dress?

I WOULD KNOCK THE FUCK OUT OF SOMEONE IN A DRESS.




KAYNE

 

[Paulos]

did he stick you with a used syringe?

homeless people like to do things like that.

Too bad he didn't, I could have said something steroid related and witty like "You forgot to draw the EQ my homeless Broly!".

 

[Paulos]

Then he woulda said "Oh sorry, but I did give you aids"

Fuck you.

 

[Paulos]

Just joking.

Going to see Tears of the Sun. Peace Out.