so i'm having a party next weekend

[stilleto]

and no, you're not invited.

but anyway, around 40 people, 6 of whom are sleeping here that night. its just now dawning on me how much work and money it is to have a party. I'm never doing this again.

 

[TightSlacks]

I want to be the first to ask if I can come.

I'll be good.

 

[AAP]

AAP will be there. Foot bondage kit and all.

 

[stilleto]

AAP will be there. Foot bondage kit and all.

EXCELLENT.
i have feathers.

 

[stilleto]

I want to be the first to ask if I can come.

I'll be good.

i don't know if you can come.

oh, you mean to the party? no.

 

[gjohnson5]

A party full of folks who have had sex changes...
You can count me out

 

[stilleto]

A party full of folks who have had sex changes...
You can count me out

you should see what happens when the alcohol starts flowing....

 

[jackangel]

even your best net friend ever/ever?

hurts, bro. really hurts.

 

[AAP]

you should see what happens when the alcohol starts flowing....

and the cornhuskers break out

 

[stilleto]

even your best net friend ever/ever?

hurts, bro. really hurts.

dude, you're my bestest e-friend EVER, not only are you coming, but you're coming early to help me set up!

 

[javaguru]

Is it a stripper party and will you post pics?????

 

[jackangel]

can i be official boob carrier? the arms in your avatar must be tired as hell by now.

 

[Jon79]

I do not want to go anyway

 

[stilleto]

can i be official boob carrier? the arms in your avatar must be tired as hell by now.

why do you think i bench so much?
and sure, i can't hold drinks too.

 

[stilleto]

Is it a stripper party and will you post pics?????

no and no.

unless AAP strips, in which case, yeah.

 

[javaguru]

no and no.

unless AAP strips, in which case, yeah.

Ok, it's too lame for me to want to attend then....

 

[stilleto]

Ok, it's too lame for me to want to attend then....

what if i served really good coffee and booze?

 

[Mr. dB]

Damn, and I was gonna fly up from Arkansas too.

 

[stilleto]

Damn, and I was gonna fly up from Arkansas too.

i'm not sure where arkansas is, but i think its far from me.

 

[Scotsman]

Is this a moob party? If so why wasn't I invited?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[DieselGunz]

damn a chance to meet your mammories...........wow

 

[stilleto]

Is this a moob party? If so why wasn't I invited?

Cheers,
Scotsman

SHOW ME YOUR MOOBS!!!!!!

 

[gotmilk]

 

[anthrax]

I'll be there

Thank you!

 

[stilleto]

uh oh.

i'm gonna need more honey.

 

[heatherrae]

Yeah, those big parties are expensive and time consuming!

 

[Smurfy]

What's the celebration? IS it a birthday?

 

[stilleto]

What's the celebration? IS it a birthday?

end of summer?
plus, i thought i'd be done remodeling my house and i figured i'd have a party to celebrate... but i'm not done. it won't interfere with the party, but some of the walls won't be painted.

 

[Smurfy]

end of summer?
plus, i thought i'd be done remodeling my house and i figured i'd have a party to celebrate... but i'm not done. it won't interfere with the party, but some of the walls won't be painted.

cool. no one will mind that the walls arent painted. i hate having people over at my house. im so lazy. i dont want to entertain anyone.

 

[DannoMight]

I would go but I got a defensive driving class.

 

[stilleto]

cool. no one will mind that the walls arent painted. i hate having people over at my house. im so lazy. i dont want to entertain anyone.

i always think it'll be a great idea, till i look around and realize all that I have to do and buy and then i realize i'm nuts.


the weather better be nice.
btw, The party is for your birthday. i forgot.

 

[jackangel]

excuse me, hate to remind y'all, but none of the rest of you are invited. only me.

 

[stilleto]

excuse me, hate to remind y'all, but none of the rest of you are invited. only me.

thats true.

i'm even hiding the good food and beer for just us to have.

 

[stilleto]

i just went and ordered food to be delivered. everything- even the plates and soda and crap. I'm hoping the only thing i'll need to get is beer and ice.

 

[pdaddy]

My invitation has not arrived yet, there must be a mix-up at the post office.

 

[stilleto]

My invitation has not arrived yet, there must be a mix-up at the post office.

They're slow to deliver to israel. or greece. or wherever the hell you are.

 

[pdaddy]

Constantinople

 

[heatherrae]

Constantinople

I hear metamucil works wonders for that. HTH

 

[pdaddy]

I hear metamucil works wonders for that. HTH

Wow, you're really on a role today

 

[heatherrae]

Wow, you're really on a role today

LOL...sorry.

 

[heatherrae]

Hey, Stilleto, what's on the menu. You have a theme?

 

[stilleto]

Hey, Stilleto, what's on the menu. You have a theme?

no theme. just "its the end of summer, come see my house".

I have a guy coming who is going to grill steaks, burgers and shrimp shishkabobs.
then I ordered a tray (half trays each) of salmon, a fettucine dish, and honey baked hot wings. I also ordered crudite platter, antipasto platter, assorted cheese and crackers (not the cheap yellow stuff in cubes- good brie and stiltons), a 6 foot italian hero, 4 pounds each of macaroni and potato salad, regular salad, cheesecake, peach pie, and the only thing I think i'm going to get myself (besides beer) is fresh picked corn (i'm in the country) and i'll boil a huge vat of it.
and coffee stuff.

 

[string_bean00]

ill bring the natty ice

 

[pdaddy]

ill bring the natty ice

lol, that's some nasty shit

I'll bring the cap's cups

 

[jackangel]

Constantinople

i call istanbulshit