So I'm all like, moving and stuff.

[slickdadd]

I hate where I live. I have hated it basically since the second I stepped into it. I have been trying to move for a while but some weird events this week have sealed the deal for me. Anyway, I'm just moving somewhere near where I am now, but here is the thing. I live really close to school/work, so I just walk there everyday and it's great/mega convenient/mega good on gas (My legs don't run on gas). So anyway, I hope to move maybe 3-4 miles away from where I am now. Which of the following should be my new mode of transporation to and from work?

Feet
Bicycle
Moped (Awesome)
Big Wheel

 

[from zero]

Some kind of combination of Moped and Big Wheel.

 

[CFZB]

Big Wheel With E brake.

 

[SoKlueles]

get a green machine, they are faster than big wheels

 

[Smurfy]

Green Machine.


Also, do you by any chance look like Owen Wilson? scraggly and disheveled blonde hair, wrinkled hawaiin shirt.I picture you to look like him to a Tee. So, just say YES I DO LOOK LIKE OWEN WILSON. thanks.

 

[CFZB]

Green Machine.


Also, do you by any chance look like Owen Wilson? scraggly and disheveled blonde hair, wrinkled hawaiin shirt.I picture you to look like him to a Tee. So, just say YES I DO LOOK LIKE OWEN WILSON. thanks.

lol..

Dirty Girl...

 

[slickdadd]

Green Machine.


Also, do you by any chance look like Owen Wilson? scraggly and disheveled blonde hair, wrinkled hawaiin shirt.I picture you to look like him to a Tee. So, just say YES I DO LOOK LIKE OWEN WILSON. thanks.

I posted a pic that one time Pinnochibro. Get with it.

 

[Seashell]

Slickdaddddd is hot.. I remember the pic.



A unicycle is clearly the only way to go here.

 

[Smurfy]

admit it

 

[SoKlueles]

do u like owen or Luke better?
i think owen is cuter

 

[Smurfy]

I dunno, LUke is pretty fucking cute. I gravitate more toward the darker haired fellows.

 

[from zero]

Dude's nose is a train wreck.

 

[Smurfy]

i prefer the term askew.

asscue.

 

[slickdadd]

admit it

I actually have the exact same do goin on right now.

 

[Devastation]

segway

 

[slickdadd]

segway

Dude, you have no idea. I totally want to ride one of those. There is a guy around town I always see on one and I am just waiting for him to go through an alley so I can jump him and jack his whip.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

ride one of the those miny ponys to work.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Dude, you have no idea. I totally want to ride one of those. There is a guy around town I always see on one and I am just waiting for him to go through an alley so I can jump him and jack his whip.

You're almost on track with that statement.

Instead of jacking whips, jack bums. Give them eight cigarette stumps per day of service.

Ride by those boneshiners on the kabuki cabs and laugh knowing that at least your ride is gonna die today.

The great part about this is that the supply is endless. Just change your payment M.O.

Monday - Listerine
Tuesday - Cigarette Butts
Wednesday - Listerine
Thursday - Listerine
Friday - Draino

F'n A Rights

 

[gonelifting]

Get a scooter. The ones that go 12mph top speed.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

either get a Vespa or pink roller skates. those are your only choices.