So I Was In The Grocery Store

[2 ton hoss]

I WAS JUST IN THE GROCERY STORE ON MY LUNCH BREAK (IT IS 12:15 HERE). THIS WOMAN (FAT) TOSSES THIS EMPTY BAG ON THE COUNTER WITH HER GROCERIES AND THE CASHIER (FAT) IS LIKE, "ONE DONUT"? AND THE WOMAN'S LIKE "3". NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND EATING SOMETHING WHILE YOU ARE SHOPPING, HELL, I'LL EAT SOME FRUIT OR A BAGEL OR SOMETHING WHILE IM SHOPPING IF I AM STARVED. I COULD EVEN SEE EATING A DONUT. BUT 3? WTF? AND THE BEST PART IS THEY GO ON TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO LOSE WEIGHT, HOW THEY DO ALL THIS CARDIO AND HOW THEY HAVE "TRIED EVERYTHING". I WANTED TO BEAT THEM SENSELESS WITH A LEAD PIPE. LOOK AT ME YOU FAT HOES. LOOK AT WHAT I AM BUYING (COTTAGE CHEESE, LEAN STEAK, A TON OF VEGGIES, MILK) AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE BUYING (DONUTS, COOKIES, A TON OF JUNK FOOD, NO VEGGIES) AND WHY DO YOU THINK I AM 6'3 210 AND LEAN AND YOU ARE 5'3 210 AND LOOK LIKE A BEANBAG.

KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE. I HATE IT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY CREDIT CARD RECEIPT AND USE MY NAME. DON'T CALL ME BY NAME.

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

maybe shes bulking

 

[gymrat]

I hate when they do that credit card thing too. They think that i'm impressed that they know my name....

 

[supersizeme]

did you ever think maybe she ate those three donuts and will then go outside to a bird's nest that she found in a tree outside the grocery store and regurgitate those donuts back up and feed them to the little baby birdies in the nest?? you never know. i do it all the time.

 

[kronk]

did you ever think maybe she ate those three donuts and will then go outside to a bird's nest that she found in a tree outside the grocery store and regurgitate those donuts back up and feed them to the little baby birdies in the nest?? you never know. i do it all the time.

 

[2 ton hoss]

DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO SHARE IN THE MISERY.

 

[spongebob]

fat people shouldnt eat donuts!

 

[Silent Method]

AND THE BEST PART IS THEY GO ON TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO LOSE WEIGHT, HOW THEY DO ALL THIS CARDIO AND HOW THEY HAVE "TRIED EVERYTHING".

 

[plug1]

They can be fat if they want...

 

[Crazier]

I was over at a buddy's house one time watching a movie... while this huge fatass my friend called dad shoveled 52 carmel candy's into his fat lard below.

It was truly an amazing sight.

You're gonna think I'm lying... but I shit you not... the fat fuck stood up, went to the kitchen, and made his big ol' fatass a HERO sandwich that must have weighed a pound.

What a fucking feat.

plug1 - While that may be true, it's still pretty fucking unsightly for the rest of the world. I mean, you don't have to be in tip-top shape, but if some bitch waddles around the grocery store at 300+... packin' doughnuts the whole time... we'll I'm sorry... but that sight is fucking offensive.
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