So I think i might be on MTV.....

[Mavafanculo]

VIPs, tele spots, maseratis, power lunches
bro your are living the EF dream

lol.

I almost fucked Paris Hilton last night.

I had a boner but couldnt find her

 

[Sub-Zero]

how much are you gunna be paid to be on 'true life: im a homo'?

 

[bw1]

All women are prostitutes bro, some just have a long term contract.

Fact. Sig worthy

 

[bw1]

lol.

I almost fucked Paris Hilton last night.

I had a boner but couldnt find her

Did you look in the gutter?

 

[swole]

cool, let us know if you make it holmes...i'll watch the episode as long as you give a swole shoutout

 

[calveless wonder]

LOL!!!

i got the callback today. now i have to go in with my "girlfriend" for the 2nd round interviews.

fuckin nuts.

my friend was so drunk he put "deez nuts" on the application and he didnt get a call back lolol.
oh well, he'll probably bang the MTV chick. i think that's consolation enough. bitch was fine

 

[Faizakafez]

LOL!!!

i got the callback today. now i have to go in with my "boyfriend faizakafez"

fuckin nuts

shit dude thats crazy!!!

 

[timtim]

awesome! mtv is so cool.

 

[jnevin]

I'm auditioning for Double Dare tomorrow.

 

[calveless wonder]

I'm auditioning for Double Dare tomorrow.

you mark summers