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So I am at this red light, making kissy faces at the girl in the car besides me.....
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Stumpy (The Fucking dumbass Piece of Shit!)
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Anal AssPlorer said:
Indeed.
So, do you have a Pasha in your collection?
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Anal AssPlorer said:
See, now that's fucked up. "Ha, casavant is acting rather childish tonight, so we're going to ignore him like we did back in eighth grade." Afraid to nut up with the ball challenge, aren't ya? Aren't ya?
Bwahahahahahaha
Y'all take 'er easy. I'm about to go home and get some much needed rest.
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Anal AssPlorer said:
Nice.
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So, you're more of a Patek Philippe and Audemars Piguet kind of guy?
**ignoring casavant**
Yeah.. I like Patek very much indeed. I haven't gotten one. Yet. But I will. I like them because they are very understated and don't stand out.
Rolexes for red neck bankers who think that the semi-steep price tag gurantee that they are "fashionable" and have "done something".
Yeah.. I like Patek very much indeed. I haven't gotten one. Yet. But I will. I like them because they are very understated and don't stand out.
Rolexes for red neck bankers who think that the semi-steep price tag gurantee that they are "fashionable" and have "done something".
Casavant - actually in the real world, I suspect 90% of men have a hanging lower left testicle. Trust me on this. I have seen many, and it was always the left one.
There is actually a medical reason for this.. I can't remember why. Also, the left testicle is normally slightly bigger than the right as well. Someone can look this up.
But mine are both symmetrical. Swing at the same level.
Here is some reading material:
http://www.bmezine.com/eunuch/_stories/0000004e.htm
There is actually a medical reason for this.. I can't remember why. Also, the left testicle is normally slightly bigger than the right as well. Someone can look this up.
But mine are both symmetrical. Swing at the same level.
Here is some reading material:
http://www.bmezine.com/eunuch/_stories/0000004e.htm
Here it is.... the mystery of the hanging testicle solved....
dear dr. gardos,
I have a small concern. I don't think it's very serious, but I have wondered about it. It appears that my boyfriend's testicles are two different sizes, with one hanging lower than the other. Is this normal?
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dear swing low sweet chariot,
Yes, this is completely normal. Just as almost all women have one breast a slightly different size than the other, men often have slightly different size testicles. Even if they are the same size, one tends to hang a little lower than the other. For reasons not entirely understood, in about 88 percent of men, the left testicle hangs lower than the right.
For your information, the testicles are olive-shaped structures that are about 1.5 inches long and 1 inch in diameter; however, as a man ages, they decrease in both size and weight.
You should also know that how low a man's testicles hang will depend on arousal and temperature. Two sets of muscles and the scrotal sac will raise and lower the testicles to maintain a constant temperature of approximately 93 degrees Fahrenheit. When a man is cold, or sexually aroused, the skin on the scrotum will wrinkle and the testicles will be drawn up close to the body. Therefore, there may be times when your boyfriend's testicles look even more uneven, but again this is not cause for alarm.
If, on the other hand, your boyfriend notices a size change or other unevenness in either testicle, he should report this to his doctor. Otherwise, there is no reason for you or him to be worried.
dear dr. gardos,
I have a small concern. I don't think it's very serious, but I have wondered about it. It appears that my boyfriend's testicles are two different sizes, with one hanging lower than the other. Is this normal?
- swing low sweet chariot
dear swing low sweet chariot,
Yes, this is completely normal. Just as almost all women have one breast a slightly different size than the other, men often have slightly different size testicles. Even if they are the same size, one tends to hang a little lower than the other. For reasons not entirely understood, in about 88 percent of men, the left testicle hangs lower than the right.
For your information, the testicles are olive-shaped structures that are about 1.5 inches long and 1 inch in diameter; however, as a man ages, they decrease in both size and weight.
You should also know that how low a man's testicles hang will depend on arousal and temperature. Two sets of muscles and the scrotal sac will raise and lower the testicles to maintain a constant temperature of approximately 93 degrees Fahrenheit. When a man is cold, or sexually aroused, the skin on the scrotum will wrinkle and the testicles will be drawn up close to the body. Therefore, there may be times when your boyfriend's testicles look even more uneven, but again this is not cause for alarm.
If, on the other hand, your boyfriend notices a size change or other unevenness in either testicle, he should report this to his doctor. Otherwise, there is no reason for you or him to be worried.
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