So I am at this red light, making kissy faces at the girl in the car besides me.....

[TC2]

Next time I will beat up a bag lady.




Bro I get your point.. I was just in one of those moods... you know how it gets..... my will to crush would have been too much for this kid. All he could do is sit there and take it.


It should serve as a wake up call to him to leave that rap music shit behind and get a life with a future.

Don't get me wrong, I know the type your talking about. Sometimes I'd like to beat the shit out of them too.

 

[AAP]

Sounds more like a colonoscopy than sex!

I do try to reach the lungs....

 

[topazspindledirt]

so anyways i was at a red light on my tricycle and i was sitting on 20's. and i pettle up to this hot guy and start playing with myself. his girl looks over at me pissed so i whip it out and show it to this guy and he just starts smiling away at me.

then i jizzed on the door handle over on the bitches side, so the next time she gets in she has to slop in my jiz. the guy hops out of the porsche and jumps on my handle bars and we fuck happily ever after.

 

[AAP]

Don't get me wrong, I know the type your talking about. Sometimes I'd like to beat the shit out of them too.

Yeah... you could squeeze his girls tits while I kicked his ass.

 

[ROLGOR]

Bro fucking with someone like that is a good way to get capped. If I were that guy and you did that to me, If I knew I could not kick your ass I would invite you to a private place reach into my console and shoot your ass. I will fight anyone who brings it to me. BUT I will not be beat down. I also won't be humiliated, espically in front of my woman.There are a lot of people who feel the same way. Don't get your self killed trying to impress another mans woman.

 

[TC2]

This reminds me.........I have a buddy that is a ex-navy seal and loves to start shit EVERYWHERE he goes, and I mean everywhere. He is one bad mother fucker and is always stomping someones ass, I will give him that much, but a few weeks ago he was on a canoe trip and started talking shit to some guy that was cosiderably smaller then he is. Next thing ya know my buddy calls him a few names and they both get out of their canoes and start toward each other. Needless to say my friend got hit ass STOMPED ............but he fucking deserved it. The next day he came to work looking like mike tyson after the lewis fight.

Oh........and he is a TRAINED FIGHTER

A Navy seal is not a trained fighter, he might know some combat moves, but They are NOT TRAINED FIGHTERS.

 

[casavant]

Trust me... tops are highly appreciated and treasured and sought after, provided you have the right equipment. There are probably 200 bottoms for every top.

Tops are highly valued as there are not enough of us to go around. Bottoms just lay there. Their endowment is not important. Tops must be six inches or more. This ain't the clit we are trying to hit... the prostate lays five or six inches up the anus and at an angle to boot.

It is an easy job being a bottom, you just lay there and let someone else huff and puff and push and heave....... some of the biggest bottoms in Fort Lauderdale also have the biggest dicks you ever saw in your life.

Ah. Info straight from the source. LOL- Man, gay guys came up in conversation the other day with some of my male friends, and I spouted off a bunch of info. that you, HanzNZ, MB, and some others have posted on past threads. I think it was about the disproportianate number of bottoms, actually, as well as some other interesting gay trivia. They all got real quiet and looked at me kind of weird, like "How the fuck do YOU know this?". It was hilarious.

I think the subject came up when a friend of mine was talking about a gay guy that he thought was eyeballing him at work. You'd be surprised (or maybe not) at how many straight guys assume that most gay men who they think are hitting on them would like to fuck THEM in the ass, while the opposite is most likely true (assuming the gay guy in question was actually attracted to the straight dude). My buds were floored when I pointed at how many bottoms there were for every top, that tops were a valued commodity, etc. LOL.

 

[AAP]

Bro fucking with someone like that is a good way to get capped. If I were that guy and you did that to me, If I knew I could not kick your ass I would invite you to a private place reach into my console and shoot your ass. I will fight anyone who brings it to me. BUT I will not be beat down. I also won't be humiliated, espically in front of my woman.There are a lot of people who feel the same way. Don't get your self killed trying to impress another mans woman.

You would end up strapping my Trojan on me while your girl urged you to hurry.

 

[hippedy hop]

This reminds me.........I have a buddy that is a ex-navy seal and loves to start shit EVERYWHERE he goes, and I mean everywhere. He is one bad mother fucker and is always stomping someones ass, I will give him that much, but a few weeks ago he was on a canoe trip and started talking shit to some guy that was cosiderably smaller then he is. Next thing ya know my buddy calls him a few names and they both get out of their canoes and start toward each other. Needless to say my friend got hit ass STOMPED ............but he fucking deserved it. The next day he came to work looking like mike tyson after the lewis fight.

Oh........and he is a TRAINED FIGHTER

yeah buddy just make sure not to drink pepsi after sept 1. u suck bitch welcome to the C&C board.

crackbitchonwelfare

 

[casavant]

Bro fucking with someone like that is a good way to get capped. If I were that guy and you did that to me, If I knew I could not kick your ass I would invite you to a private place reach into my console and shoot your ass. I will fight anyone who brings it to me. BUT I will not be beat down. I also won't be humiliated, espically in front of my woman.There are a lot of people who feel the same way. Don't get your self killed trying to impress another mans woman.

There are just too many mouthy assholes around to adopt that kind of "respect at any cost" mentality, in my opinion. Man, if I were like that, I would have shot someone a long time ago. There's always a prison vacancy- I'd rather no be the one to fill it.