So I adopted

[Strongbow]

a 1 year old Korean girl. I figure I can have her trained to wash dishes and do my yard work in about two years.

 

[miplank]

wtf do you have your daughter doing then?

 

[Strongbow]

My daughter is a Princess bro.

 

[miplank]

My daughter is a Princess bro.

she can wear her lil ass tiara while she's washin' dishes bro

 

[Strongbow]

If my daughter ever washes a dish, that is not of her on chosing, somebody will fucking die

 

[miplank]

your daughter will be making ham sammiches and mowing the lawn for some dude in no time

 

[Strongbow]

Not as long as me and Lil Beezy are breathing,that mutha fucker will jack a ngr up about baby sis. He is as protective as I am. I use to beat his ass if she feel and got hurt, regardless of where she was. She comes home with a scrapped knee from school Lil Beezy gets a beat down. That ngr will kill a mutha fucka bout his sister.

 

[miplank]

don't girls usually end up w/guys that are just like their daddy?

 

[captainahole]

I had my eye on adopting this 18 yearold asian girl but my wife wont go for it.

 

[obsessedwliftin]

SB you are off the fucking chain bro! I can't stop laughing when I read your shit. Dayum bro.

 

[PICK3]

I had my eye on adopting this 18 yearold asian girl but my wife wont go for it.

repoast

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/so-i-adopted-831353.html#post11479123

 

[binö]

don't girls usually end up w/guys that are just like their daddy?

yes and no...sometimes they are so repulsed by their dad's that they go for the exact opposite...and if that was the case, lil miss beezy would marry a healthy intelligent bro with two working eyes and a well developed thought process...
teehee?

 

[SpyWizard]

a 1 year old Korean girl. I figure I can have her trained to wash dishes and do my yard work in about two years.

ummm.. it's a loss..

oonly costs me $20 to have the hard cut.. and i don't have to feed the kid..

he uses his dad's mower and gas, rakes the leaves too..

dishes.. got a wife and a dishwasher, so ... don't see the upside..

 

[TableFun]

don't girls usually end up w/guys that are just like their daddy?

She'll be in an abusive trailerpark relationship in no time!

 

[Strongbow]

She'll be in an abusive trailerpark relationship in no time!

Could you please leave me and Smurf out of this. Tyia, and the grass around my trailer better be mowed when I come to get some ass soon.

 

[Strongbow]

yes and no...sometimes they are so repulsed by their dad's that they go for the exact opposite...and if that was the case, lil miss beezy would marry a healthy intelligent bro with two working eyes and a well developed thought process...
teehee?

Wut