So apparently I've been matched to donate bone marrow

[75th]

A preliminary match, at least. Gotta go through some additional testing to see if I'm the best match.

I guess me signing up will hopefully pay off for somebody. Its been a few years.

Although getting holes drilled into my back and not being able to walk for a few days is not my idea of a fun time.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Can I have your spleen?

 

[timtim]

A preliminary match, at least. Gotta go through some additional testing to see if I'm the best match.

I guess me signing up will hopefully pay off for somebody. Its been a few years.

Although getting holes drilled into my back and not being able to walk for a few days is not my idea of a fun time.

very kind of you. k to you.

 

[75th]

Can I have your spleen?

Well, I do have the "organ donor" designation on my license.

I'll put you in my will just in case.

 

[jnevin]

Hook me up.

 

[75th]

Hook me up.

I wonder if they can install some sort of faucet that can dispense marrow out of my back upon a moments notice.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Well, I do have the "organ donor" designation on my license.

I'll put you in my will just in case.

I kinda need one this week.

 

[jnevin]

I wonder if they can install some sort of faucet that can dispense marrow out of my back upon a moments notice.

Nothing but good would come of that.

 

[75th]

Nothing but good would come of that.

Indeed. Cleanup should be a breeze as well.

 

[blueta2]

When my best friend was dying of leukemia, no one in her family (or us, her friends) were a match.
They went through the bone marrow registy and they found a woman in Paris who matched. She was all ready to donate and my friend decided against the transplant.

It's awesome you're willing to do this

 

[75th]

When my best friend was dying of leukemia, no one in her family (or us, her friends) were a match.
They went through the bone marrow registy and they found a woman in Paris who matched. She was all ready to donate and my friend decided against the transplant.

It's awesome you're willing to do this

Well, I shoot homeless people with a shotgun from my Jeep on Sunday nights, so I figure this sort of balances the universe out.

I donate blood too.

 

[blueta2]

Well, I shoot homeless people with a shotgun from my Jeep on Sunday nights, so I figure this sort of balances the universe out.

I donate blood too.

I would love to donate, but with lyme, I can't.
So I give free bj's to the sick now

 

[75th]

I would love to donate, but with lyme, I can't.
So I give free bj's to the sick now

Me too.

Gosh what a small world it is.

 

[walliwalibus]

owned, but by who?

 

[Tatyana]

Wow,respect.

Thank you for doing that.

I thought that the samples were from your hip bones................

Please keep us updated as to how it works, I would love to hear.

 

[75th]

Wow,respect.

Thank you for doing that.

I thought that the samples were from your hip bones................

Please keep us updated as to how it works, I would love to hear.

I always thought they take it from your lower back...but I guess it may be your hips.

Your hips are above your ankles, right?

 

[blueta2]

extraction is from the hip

 

[75th]

extraction is from the hip

If I get asked to dance a jig afterwards Im going to be very upset.

 

[chewyxrage]

How invasive is that?

 

[75th]

How invasive is that?

Not very I believe. Drill holes into your hip (apparently) bones and extract the stuffing.

 

[canadianhitman]

So I give free bj's to the sick now

COUGH...COUGH

I think I feel a flu coming on. Please use plenty of spit, and make sure to give the balls lots of attention too.

 

[-SD-]

This cant be possible as you are conservative, and therefore simply incapable of such altruism.

 

[chris302001]

I would love to donate, but with lyme, I can't.
So I give free bj's to the sick now

~cough cough~ I feel an illness coming on....

 

[chris302001]

LOL @ thinking it's not invasive......it's gonna hurt like a bitch

 

[p0ink]

do you get paid for this?

 

[75th]

This cant be possible as you are conservative, and therefore simply incapable of such altruism.

Im going to be sure to poison the marrow upon its withdrawl as Im certain the benefeciary is a poor minority.

 

[75th]

do you get paid for this?

Not that I know of.

I just think it would suck having leukemia.

 

[75th]

 

[EnderJE]

Im going to be sure to poison the marrow upon its withdrawl as Im certain the benefeciary is a poor minority.

Don't forget the axe kick. Never forget the surprise axe kick.

 

[75th]

Don't forget the axe kick. Never forget the surprise axe kick.

I prefer the flying knee.

 

[binö]

i can't believe a mean spirited conservative would do that!!!
there must be some tax incentives or something, he's proly selling it to third world clinics

 

[75th]

i can't believe a mean spirited conservative would do that!!!
there must be some tax incentives or something, he's proly selling it to third world clinics

I dont give my clothes away.

I sell them to charity.

Then slash the tired of the volunteers.

Fucking hippies.

 

[ortiz34]

Hope it's for a single mom orb

 

[chewyxrage]

LOL @ thinking it's not invasive......it's gonna hurt like a bitch

I was gonna say, it doesn't sound like no big deal to me.

Sounds like its going to suck balls, huge ones.

 

[stosstruppe]

Although getting holes drilled into my back and not being able to walk for a few days is not my idea of a fun time.

Damn, I'll just stick to donating blood