so, am I amorphic?

[nangiggles]

Someone is telling me I'm too obsessed with gaining bodyfat.

but Im not fat right?
too little chubbiness everywhere

this is not a mememe thread but is a shameless effort at flattery

I already know the brutal answer. Im just trying to make a point.

the pic is like two days old so use that I guess if you dont have a clue what I look like.

go ahead. tear it up.

 

[WoodyO]

First

 

[WoodyO]

Nice home gym. Is that proper workout attire?

 

[Captain FT]

I would try to hit that if you were my cleaning lady.

 

[Captain FT]

You look great Nan. Your legs look marvelous and so does your ass in that dress.

 

[nangiggles]

Nice home gym. Is that proper workout attire?

cardio in heels burns 2x fat

 

[cindylou]

I need to google amorphic before I can answer

 

[Captain FT]

I need to google amorphic before I can answer

Amorphic - one who places transformers in their vagina while being sodomized.

 

[cindylou]

oh ok!

 

[billfred]

I need to google amorphic before I can answer

already did

 

[miplank]

Clean your dirty ass house.

Fuck I'm mad

 

[-SD-]

I'd fuck me

 

[uamaverick]

You're the skinniest piece of shit the world has ever known.

 

[Dial_tone]

Dude, that body is officially Negro approved.

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[miplank]

Nan's got more junk in her trunk than I do in my car.

 

[Captain FT]

Hence negro approved but I like it too.

 

[nangiggles]

Amorphic - one who places transformers in their vagina while being sodomized.

Lololol

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[nangiggles]

Nan's got more junk in her trunk than I do in my car.

So u and DT are calling me a fat ass!?!?

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[smurf2]

I'm diggin it Nan

 

[nangiggles]

I'm diggin it Nan

I love the dress, I'll look for a shot of it tomorrow, its black with red slits and an oriental knot, I got it for a benefit on Friday that had a Chinese theme

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[Captain FT]

Her a dress with a balloon knot they're a the rage.

 

[nangiggles]

Clean your dirty ass house.

Fuck I'm mad

WTF, there's an air mattress box and some stuff in the bench, that's it, also fuck that I work two jobs, I'm not cleaning dick


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[nangiggles]

You look great Nan. Your legs look marvelous and so does your ass in that dress.

My calves have held up nicely

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[Captain FT]

Air mattress? Do you give Spanish nuru massages? I'm in.

 

[nangiggles]

Air mattress? Do you give Spanish nuru massages? I'm in.

I have it for when hubby's whole family comes, its usually in storage but I was putting shit away

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[goin on 4T]

Fuck nan you are looking hot!
Very nice.

 

[nangiggles]

Fuck nan you are looking hot!
Very nice.

Thank you kind sir

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[Captain FT]

I have it for when hubby's whole family comes, its usually in storage but I was putting shit away

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How do you get 20 people on that fucking thing?

 

[nydj66]

WTF, there's an air mattress box and some stuff in the bench, that's it, also fuck that I work two jobs, I'm not cleaning dick


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If you're not cleaning dick you can forget about anal.

BTW, I love your figure!

 

[bigbassturd]

How do you get 20 people on that fucking thing?

Hahahahaaa!!!

 

[nangiggles]

If you're not cleaning dick you can forget about anal.

BTW, I love your figure!

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[jdynasty]

yummy!

 

[Captain FT]

Hahahahaaa!!!

Lololololololololol

 

[ceo]

 

[Rachel...lol]

Looking good, Girl! Keep rockin' those heels!

 

[needtogetaas]

Someone is telling me I'm too obsessed with gaining bodyfat.

but Im not fat right?
too little chubbiness everywhere

this is not a mememe thread but is a shameless effort at flattery

I already know the brutal answer. Im just trying to make a point.

the pic is like two days old so use that I guess if you dont have a clue what I look like.

go ahead. tear it up.

Strictly from a professional standpoint I'd need to get you out of that dress in order to make a true assessment. Clothing gives the illusion of shape and no one knows this better then a woman.

You didn't really want the true answer to this question did you?

 

[Aplopez8]

A little chubby arms area where u can tell
The most ..

 

[nangiggles]

A little chubby arms area where u can tell
The most ..

Yup you can tell mostly in the top/shoulder area that I'm clearly overweight, need2 is pretty spot on as well, the dress was form fitting hence why I bought it lol oh and I was holding my stomach in for dear life too

This was just a shirlene parody thread, I know I'm not even close to bikini ready, I've never hidden I have to lose a significant amount of weight

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[zwhit]

Strictly from a professional standpoint I'd need to get you out of that dress in order to make a true assessment. Clothing gives the illusion of shape and no one knows this better then a woman.

I didn't really want the true answer to this question did you?

do you even lift?

 

[needtogetaas]

do you even lift?

Do you have a habit of asking stupid questions?

 

[WoodyO]

This was a parody thread?!?!

 

[zwhit]

Do you have a habit of asking stupid questions?

nah, but for you to say the dress made her figure is pretty low.

 

[bigbassturd]

Hey nan



I wood

 

[needtogetaas]

nah, but for you to say the dress made her figure is pretty low.

 

[needtogetaas]

nah, but for you to say the dress made her figure is pretty low.

I'm sure there is plenty of situations that need your captain save a hoe powers bro. This one was not one of them.

 

[nangiggles]

Cmon boys I'm sure we can all agree that with a tight dress, dim lights and a couple of drinks in you to cause mild impairment you probably wood, would exactly brag to friends or call me later, but would none the less, no need to argue

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[Fishak]

^^ lol, thats some real talk.


Btw, I probably wood.

 

[Dial_tone]

Nan, I would hit it on the big screen at Times Square at high noon...while I have somebody from EF on hold on my phone.

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[zwhit]

I'm sure there is plenty of situations that need your captain save a hoe powers bro. This one was not one of them.

bro I'm just saying, strictly from a professional standpoint, you don't look like you workout

 

[cindylou]

I also wood, and be proud of it

 

[WoodyO]

I would (but I'd probably only tell you guys about it).

 

[nangiggles]

I also wood, and be proud of it

Take THAT Afeedz!!!!!!

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[bigbassturd]

I'd go rear entry dry and brag about it

 

[needtogetaas]

bro I'm just saying, strictly from a professional standpoint, you don't look like you workout

Do you think you have enough significance in my industry for me to consider your opinion professional? Let alone enough for me ta give a shit about it?

Now walk away and stop wasting daddies time son.

 

[blueta2]

Do you have a habit of asking stupid questions?

(raises hand jumping up and down)...ME ME ME let me answer this one

 

[nangiggles]

^^^^ lololololol

 

[zwhit]

^^^^ lololololol

wtf

 

[WoodyO]

^^^^ lololololol

Fucking traitor

 

[zwhit]

fuck nan

 

[nangiggles]

fuck nan

buahahaha that's payback for grouping me with Java!!!!!

 

[zwhit]

lol guess I deserved it then

 

[nangiggles]

 

[WoodyO]

In the ass with an optimus prime action figure?

 

[-SD-]

In the ass with an optimus prime action figure?

while its still in its big rig shape

 

[WoodyO]

while its still in its big rig shape

And it's original box.

 

[-SD-]

Trailer included

 

[cindylou]

buahahaha that's payback for grouping me with Java!!!!!

When did that happen?

 

[WoodyO]

When did that happen?

Pretty sure it's been happening since March 2009.

 

[zwhit]

When did that happen?

you trying to turn on me too?

 

[cindylou]

Never

 

[zwhit]

ok good.

 

[cindylou]

<3

 

[nydj66]

Nan, I would hit it on the big screen at Times Square at high noon...while I have somebody from EF on hold on my phone.

^^^^^^This

 

[nangiggles]

When did that happen?

Last week, bish wanted me bant

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[miplank]

I want you bant

 

[WoodyO]

Welcome home

 

[miplank]

thanks buddy

 

[nangiggles]

I want you bant

We cant all get under everyone's skin like you do

 

[miplank]

it's a gift.

 

[needtogetaas]

I want you bant

Who let this whore back in the house?

 

[miplank]

It was only a week ban. You didn't know that? Must not have wifi in jail.

 

[WoodyO]

did shit just get real?

 

[miplank]

Lol!

 

[smurf2]

lolololololololok

 

[*ebony*]

You look great nan! those calves, wow.

And needto, the underlying implications from you comments were uncalled for.

 

[bigbassturd]

Ebs!!!!!

 

[*ebony*]

Ebs!!!!!

 

[nangiggles]

did shit just get real?

Uncomfortably real

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[mistaballoonhands]

lolz

 

[WoodyO]

Uncomfortably real

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Like a form fitting dress?

 

[nangiggles]

Like a form fitting dress?

Worse

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[needtogetaas]

It was only a week ban. You didn't know that? Must not have wifi in jail.

You obviously have no idea how much I can tuck in my ass. The first time I went with an Iphone. This time around I got a small laptop up in that bitch.

 

[WoodyO]

Did you smuggle anything out?

 

[bigbassturd]

Last time I got locked up I keestered in a bottle of beastdrol and got jacked as fuck

 

[needtogetaas]

You look great nan! those calves, wow.

And needto, the underlying implications from you comments were uncalled for.

If idiots could fly, this thread would be an airport. Your presumptions along with others are ignorant. WTF happen to this place? You guys have fun I'm out.

 

[WoodyO]

Lemme get some more K first. TYIA.

 

[miplank]

I'm still short bout 750 million k

 

[*ebony*]

If idiots could fly, this thread would be an airport.

lol, I haven't heard that one before.

If idiots could fly, this thread would be an airport. Your presumptions along with others are ignorant. WTF happen to this place? You guys have fun I'm out.

meh, I read your comment and had my say. And no need to leave, I like avi's of good looking men.

 

[shirlene29]

whos using N2's account....srsly

 

[miplank]

Spell check...Firefox got that add on.