Smurfy's so fat

[gonelfiting's gut]

She walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes

 

[:heks:]

LOL

you guys should have a gut off

 

[bw1]

Smaller Smurf's orbit around her

 

[Smurfy]

yes!

 

[binö]

Smaller Smurf's orbit around her

lol!
When she rolles over in bed, the light bulb burns her ass

 

[GUARDIAN]

i dont know her but i love good fat jokes.

She is so fat, she plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."

 

[Razorguns]

hahaha!

 

[Faizakafez]

she gets cold after eating cereal..

what a weirdo!

 

[all the whey]

She is in shape!

 

[all the whey]

She walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes

Smurf disagrees.

 

[Dial_tone]

She walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Faizakafez]

Smurf disagrees.

that sucked ...

 

[Smurfy]

She is in shape!

lol i love that one

Yes, I am the fattest person on all of EF/that is a fact.

 

[all the whey]

that sucked ...

What sucked?

Smurfy's choc pudding she sucked down?

 

[Faizakafez]

What sucked?

Smurfy's choc pudding she sucked down?

the diet pill cat image..

you need to re-deem your self..

 

[jack sparrow]

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

 

[all the whey]

 

[all the whey]

the diet pill cat image..

you need to re-deem your self..

I know most are stupid.

But, I was really proud of that one! lol

 

[KillahBee]

lmfaoaaaaa

 

[all the whey]

lol i love that one

Yes, I am the fattest person on all of EF/that is a fact.

 

[GUARDIAN]

She is so fat she was baptized in Sea World.

She is so fat, she went out to the club in heels and came back in sandals!!!!

 

[all the whey]

yes!

 

[Smurfy]

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

no. It says "one at a time please"

 

[KillahBee]

lo^


l

 

[jack sparrow]

no. It says "one at a time please"

lmao - do you think O'Hare can see you on their radar?

 

[all the whey]

no. It says "one at a time please"

 

[bw1]

Her mailbox says Home of the Whopper.

 

[bw1]

Last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale!!!!

 

[bw1]

when truckers pass her by they say to themselves "who the hell's driving that rig"

 

[all the whey]

Her mailbox says Home of the Whopper.

KB's mailbox says Home of the Whop.

 

[bw1]

Her nickname is "DAMN"

 

[Smurfy]

fuck i wasnt always fat
i used to be hot!
but then i got married and cut my hair short and getting fat was just the next step!

 

[bw1]

She went to the movies and sat next to everyone

 

[bw1]

When you get on top of her your ears pop!

 

[bw1]

When she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

 

[bw1]

When she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

 

[bw1]

When she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

 

[jack sparrow]

Smurfy's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

 

[bw1]

Every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

 

[bw1]

When she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

 

[bw1]

When she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

 

[bw1]

She stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!

 

[bw1]

She accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth

 

[bw1]

she's got to iron her pants on the driveway

 

[bw1]

I crack myself up

 

[FISHTALES]

G.G.'s is so fat when I said it was chilly outside he brought a spoon.

 

[digimon7068]

her titz are phat. . .

 

[Sub-Zero]

she's so fat, that a month after the thread was made, she found the lost skateboard wheels inbetween her fatrolls....and ate them

 

[Smurfy]

she's so fat, that a month after the thread was made, she found the lost skateboard wheels inbetween her fatrolls....and ate them

fuck yeah
they're blue and they look like candy

 

[all the whey]

lol

 

[GUARDIAN]

She is so fat the only thing stopping her from the gym is the door.

 

[PICK3]

Smurf is so fat I ran into her with my car, and she asked "why didn't you drive around"?

I told her, "I didn't think I had enough gas"

 

[KillahBee]

Smurf is so fat I ran into her with my car, and she asked "why didn't you drive around"?

I told her, "I didn't think I had enough gas"

I thought the :fag: Yaris was great on gas

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

when she jumped out side she got stuck

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Smurf is so fat I ran into her with my car, and she asked "why didn't you drive around"?

I told her, "I didn't think I had enough gas"

I feel a little dumber after reading this.