Smurfy, you drunken wench

[SoreArms]

tunr your cap locks off

and squeeze my nipples

 

[H_T_]

nothing like a good nipple tweaking with a pair of needle nose pliers.

 

[H_T_]

USC is up 21-7 and it's not even half way thru the first quarter.

 

[Smurfy]

what the crap bros. im only on my 2nd hefeweiner.

 

[SoreArms]

man, USC is a college football juggernaut. I'm more of a UCLA guy though, too bad they've sucked the last few years.

 

[SoreArms]

what the crap bros. im only on my 2nd hefeweiner.

and you're already drunk? No more hef for you!

 

[Smurfy]

no dude, I had 4 ativans and some psuedoephedrine, guafenisin, dextramorphtan something, zyrtec, and i dont know what else,

 

[SoreArms]

no dude, I had 4 ativans and some psuedoephedrine, guafenisin, dextramorphtan something, zyrtec, and i dont know what else,

what the fuck is all that crap, is it for your period?

 

[Smurfy]

nah m an. its for this head cold I got going on. i started by taking these decongestants, and expectrants and allery meds, then the ativans then the beers. Lumber wants to keep giving my ativan until i pas out lol ive never had these before but after 4, i feel a little grossy but not bad.

 

[hotzie]

lol smurfy is fucked up

 

[Lumberg]

It's all abiout relaxing the anal sphincter, bros.

 

[hotzie]

It's all abiout relaxing the anal sphincter, bros.

sweet , give her a few tabs and she will be all set

 

[samoth]

All the UC's are ravaging TTT's except UCSD.

HTH

 

[Lumberg]

All the UC's are ravaging TTT's except UCSD.

HTH

meaning what

 

[SoreArms]

why are you guys such snobs, whats wrong with lemon wedges?


Lumberg, high fives on the anal action!

 

[H_T_]

USC is killin' dem Hawgs! 42-10.

 

[samoth]

meaning what

TTT = third tier toilet

 

[canadianhitman]

It's all abiout relaxing the anal sphincter, bros.

Flexeril would be better. Ativan is weak for muscle relaxing purposes.