Smurfy Appreciation Thread....

[javaguru]

Props for EF's own Vulcan female....

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I'd like to see blue boobies. Smurfy is cool btw.

 

[javaguru]

I'd like to see blue boobies. Smurfy is cool btw.

I concur...

 

[bw1]

Smurf's hawt

 

[ortiz34]

I've heard of her, I think.

 

[Faizakafez]

Who's smurfy
?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I meet her and you didn't Oh she is twice as cool in person.

 

[PICK3]

Smurf = teh awesome!

 

[heatherrae]

I love the resident smurfette

 

[SoKlueles]

i smurfy

 

[Dial_tone]

Smoofy is the epitome of a "guy's chick"

 

[PICK3]

i smurfy

L
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A
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[SoKlueles]

L
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A
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!

dont tell anyone

 

[Mavafanculo]

smurfy is my long lost secret e-cousin.....

 

[Smurfy]

lol thanks Java!

"Vulcans are a humanoid species in the fictional Star Trek universe who hail from the planet Vulcan, and are noted for their attempt to live by reason and logic with no interference from emotion."

 

[jackangel]

complete bitch/devoid of value

 

[Smurfy]

complete bitch/devoid of value

cool. my job here is done.

 

[mountain muscle]

complete bitch/devoid of value

I'd hit it.


Smurf has one the best personalities on the board.

For the record Jack does as well, for a 12 y/o tennis neck.

 

[javaguru]

I'd hit it.


Smurf has one the best personalities on the board.

For the record Jack does as well, for a 12 y/o tennis neck.

I concur....

 

[ortiz34]

speaking of Jack, where the hell is he?

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL @resident vulcan...

Sometimes I wish I could be a little more like Ms Smurf.

 

[javaguru]

Sarek, one of the most revered Vulcans of all time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBurVFD-E9Q

 

[javaguru]

Smurfy is the chick you can marry and actually reason with...very rare...

 

[wootoom]

i guess shes kind of cool....

 

[Scotsman]

I can think of some things I'd let her do to/with me.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[javaguru]

I'd hit it bump........

 

[puddlemonkey]

twice

 

[puddlemonkey]

bareback

 

[Lestat]

she's a great gal

 

[javaguru]

she's a great gal

I would hit it two or three times in the same night....

 

[the_clockwork]

she's my alter

 

[javaguru]

she's my alter

She's too smart to be your alter.....just sayin'

 

[string_bean00]

id do some deadlifts with her

 

[jh1]

She is mean to me.

 

[stilleto]

She is mean to me.

me too. and she stole my spoon.

 

[the_clockwork]

She's too smart to be your alter.....just sayin'

lol, you realize how easy it is to post different styles?

you'd be surprised some of the most popular members were / are my alters

 

[jackangel]

lol, you realize how easy it is to post different styles?

you'd be surprised some of the most popular members were / are my alters

yes, but the authenticity of your own particular brand of stupidity is beyond question. it can't be faked, and therefore you can't be smart enough to come up with an alter above your own level.

 

[stilleto]

lol, you realize how easy it is to post different styles?

you'd be surprised some of the most popular members were / are my alters

you owe me some karma, mister.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Smurfy is the chick you can marry and actually reason with...very rare...

LOL You know damned well that we show the world one face and we share with our spouses something VERY different.

 

[javaguru]

LOL You know damned well that we show the world one face and we share with our spouses something VERY different.

Oh yeah, I know......how does that old saying go," No matter how hot she is, somebody is tired of putting up with her shit."

 

[Tytan]

Did she finally get naked?

 

[yonkers weights]

I want to see her pics! LOVE THEM. Post up!

 

[javaguru]

I think what Yonkers is saying, Smurfy needs to post up her sex tapes...

 

[yonkers weights]

YES. Thanks Java for clearing that up. Post em!

 

[gator_mclusky]

Smurfy is Khule!

 

[jnevin]

Hi. I'm here for the gangbang...

 

[digimon7068]

i'd love to give her a motorboat. . .

 

[Smurfy]

LOL You know damned well that we show the world one face and we share with our spouses something VERY different.

eh, i dont know. i'm pretty confident lumberg would concur with what java said. i'm extremely reasonable. but let's not mistake reasonable for submissive.

i love you all. i'd like to leave work now and go home.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Get back to your post bish! I didn't excuse you yet!

 

[pdaddyII]

I'd like to see blue boobies. Smurfy is cool btw.

agreed! Me and smurf go waaaay back

 

[Lumberg]

You guys need to keep something in mind before you fucking put an eye out elbowing for space on Smurfy's jock.

"No matter how (?:awesome|hot|sweet|sexy|smart|etc) she is, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit."

Case in point: when I am chilling on the couch and she pulls up a funny or cool page/thread/whatever in her browser, she totally doesn't leave it open long enough for me to read. And when she does, she totally clicks on the wrong link! Or worse yet, the back button!

GAH!

 

[jh1]

You guys need to keep something in mind before you fucking put an eye out elbowing for space on Smurfy's jock.

"No matter how (?:awesome|hot|sweet|sexy|smart|etc) she is, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit."

Case in point: when I am chilling on the couch and she pulls up a funny or cool page/thread/whatever in her browser, she totally doesn't leave it open long enough for me to read. And when she does, she totally clicks on the wrong link! Or worse yet, the back button!

GAH!

She does that shit cause she doesn't want you to see that she be flirting with JH1.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Busted!

 

[covergrl80]

I like Smurf, because she LOVES Ice cream

 

[Smurfy]

Busted!

doh!

 

[Lumberg]

Rock on London,
Rock on Chicago
Polaroid, see what develops.

 

[Y_lifter]

She gets me pictures of bldgs when I ask her too...

Good stuff...

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ JH1 telling the husband to back off rofllllllll good stuff

 

[jh1]

lol @ JH1 telling the husband to back off rofllllllll good stuff

I'm not laughing.

He's about to have a bloody nose.

 

[Smurfy]

I'm not laughing.

He's about to have a bloody nose.

can it wait? he's on a conference call right now.

 

[biteme]

I like her because she's a lot like me, only meaner.

 

[Smurfy]

I like her because she's a lot like me, only meaner.

hahah whatever JimBob!

 

[PICK3]

hahah whatever JimBob!

I like her because she's a manager and maybe my boss someday

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ lUMBERG'S BOMBZ

 

[Faizakafez]

lol @ lUMBERG'S BOMBZ

she drinks fresca and drives 1 block to the grocery store or was it a block in a half... i dont remember... oh but i know she is a hick and watches cars drive around in circles... oh oh and one time she was in the gym and started screaming " Light Weight Baby" "aint nothing but a peanut"

thats all i got so far...



but she is super bad

 

[puddlemonkey]

where's my green jhbish?

 

[jestro]

Dang, lots o testosterone up in this thread.
Smurfys pretty cool. For an Italian.

 

[Y_lifter]

Is Lummy still on his conference call, or did the beatdown already happen
and I missed it ?

 

[PICK3]

Is this a good time for a bump?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Is this a good time for a bump?

Always!

 

[Smurfy]

hey guys i a pretty wicked sunburn on my arms/neck/shoulders from sitting at my son's football practice in the sun for 3 hours. i totallly forgot to put sunblock on. what a stupid move

 

[Scotsman]

hey guys i a pretty wicked sunburn on my arms/neck/shoulders from sitting at my son's football practice in the sun for 3 hours. i totallly forgot to put sunblock on. what a stupid move

I thought you eye-ties were used to the sun.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Smurfy]

I thought you eye-ties were used to the sun.

Cheers,
Scotsman

have you seen me? i have the pale skin of an englishman (my Mom is English)

 

[PICK3]

hey guys i a pretty wicked sunburn on my arms/neck/shoulders from sitting at my son's football practice in the sun for 3 hours. i totallly forgot to put sunblock on. what a stupid move

tit pics would probably better illustrate the contrast

just sayin

 

[wootoom]

i love smurfy

 

[jh1]

I just put lumberg to sleep, cause I suspect he put his paws my smurf last night.

 

[Lumberg]

I just put lumberg to sleep, cause I suspect he put his paws my smurf last night.

You bet, I was spooning right around her backside for hours bro. And I am pretty sure she liked it, cos she would go "mmmm" in her sleep and stuff. Good times!

 

[jh1]

You bet, I was spooning right around her backside for hours bro. And I am pretty sure she liked it, cos she would go "mmmm" in her sleep and stuff. Good times!

LOL!

I hate you!

 

[jnevin]

I like a lot of people in this thread.

 

[Smurfy]

I like a lot of people in this thread.

seconded

 

[puddlemonkey]

seconded

I did as you requested

 

[Smurfy]

I did as you requested

oh yes I know.

 

[Y_lifter]

Smurf..

You gotta put up some pictures of your teh boy in his football gear at the "other place" when you get a chance..

 

[Smurfy]

Smurf..

You gotta put up some pictures of your teh boy in his football gear at the "other place" when you get a chance..

will do~

 

[RottenWillow]

back in '04 I made my own Anya appreciation thread. I got 3 responses, including my own.

Smurf is now on my poop list.

 

[Lestat]

she is loved

 

[PICK3]

just stopped by to say








bump

 

[Scotsman]

back in '04 I made my own Anya appreciation thread. I got 3 responses, including my own.

Smurf is now on my poop list.

You were better as "frankenhooker" than the sparkling poison.

Just so you know.

Cheers,
Scotsman