Smooth as a hairless...

[ChefWide]

I took razor in hand this morning, high quality Clinique hypo-allergenic shaving cream, took a wide stance and now have the smoothest change-purse this side of the Pacos. Like fetal-lamb chamois.

OOoooo, what a feeling, like dancin' on the ceiling.


<this thread is dedicated to Tuc>

 

[Deterass]

 

[CipherLock]

I don't believe you. Razor to crotch with low hanging eggs doesn't work past a certain age, you go electric.

On a related note I felt something tickling my nose, I couldn't scratch it off so I looked in the mirror and a nose hair from my left nostril had wrapped itself into my right nostril. I am beautiful.

 

[vixenbabe]

LMAO@ the chamois comment!

You're as familiar to me as my favorite jeans or the curve of my own body! Why?

 

[tuc biscuit]

I took razor in hand this morning, high quality Clinique hypo-allergenic shaving cream, took a wide stance and now have the smoothest change-purse this side of the Pacos. Like fetal-lamb chamois.

OOoooo, what a feeling, like dancin' on the ceiling.


<this thread is dedicated to Tuc>

lmao, I usually just hang my sack out of my car window whilst driving past a hedge and let my hairs get rubbed off by the branches, your way sounds less painfull.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I'm cutting for a show right now. As part of my ritual, when I lose my first 15 lbs., I Nair everything below my neck. I did it on Friday. Everything feels different when you have no hair anywhere.

 

[ChefWide]

Rogue nose hairs are things of shock and awe, every six months or so I have one that just appears and is usually like an inch long. Pretty scary.

Sack: True. shaved. Pre trim with Philips wet/dry trimmer followed by hot shower, then aforementioned clinique product application, waited a few minutes, then triple blade razor action. No nicks, and suprisingly easy to manage by creative stretching. Done deal.

 

[from zero]

Naked mole rats are smooth.

 

[ChefWide]

LMAO@ the chamois comment!

You're as familiar to me as my favorite jeans or the curve of my own body! Why?

Alas, I fear we will never know.

"I long to fill my soul with flesh, to fill my flesh with soul.

In you I would at last reconcile the two eternal antagonists."

 

[ChefWide]

Re: Re: Smooth as a hairless...

lmao, I usually just hang my sack out of my car window whilst driving past a hedge and let my hairs get rubbed off by the branches, your way sounds less painfull.

Wobble to and fro then, eh?

I hope you live near some eucalyptus...

 

[WODIN]

I don't believe you. Razor to crotch with low hanging eggs doesn't work past a certain age, you go electric.

On a related note I felt something tickling my nose, I couldn't scratch it off so I looked in the mirror and a nose hair from my left nostril had wrapped itself into my right nostril. I am beautiful.

I shave my boys every 3 days! What you talking about? You just have to know how.

 

[TheProject]

It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade ‘n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.

 

[ChefWide]

It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade ‘n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.

Post recycling, nothing to see here folks, move along, just post recycling, keep it moving people...

 

[ChefWide]

I shave my boys every 3 days! What you talking about? You just have to know how.

Every three days. AHhhhhhhh....

I am so fucking liberated right now I may just get both my nips pierced and hang a reclining Buddha between them.

 

[CipherLock]

clinique products Chef??? Go Mac or go home.

 

[Bikini Mod]

*sniff*

It's been far too long for me since I have seen such a beautiful sight!

 

[ChefWide]

clinique products Chef??? Go Mac or go home.

I am a late bloomer. I am TRYING, O.K.? This Rough Kitchen Boy to MetroMan conversion is harder than I thought.... whats Mac? I need to know.

 

[vixenbabe]

Every three days. AHhhhhhhh....

I am so fucking liberated right now I may just get both my nips pierced and hang a reclining Buddha between them.

There's a flow chart somewhere in here....Three? Wodin? Nipples?

Ask him about it, Chef!

 

[ChefWide]

FYI: I have been to the bathroom at least three times today just to say hello to the Fellas.

It's quite something to have cuffs to match the collar.

 

[TheProject]

Post recycling, nothing to see here folks, move along, just post recycling, keep it moving people...

Have I posted that before?

I didn't think I had...

 

[CipherLock]

Have I posted that before?

I didn't think I had...

Check your alters posts too eh.

 

[ChefWide]

Have I posted that before?

I didn't think I had...

Sorry, my bad. Got some posts mixed up

And I look Fuck Off Inspiring in Striped tights, Missy.

Speaking of desert, if you have the whipped cream it might be time for some MANberry shortcake, now that they are ruffage-free!


<note to me: bring home maple syrup for Mrs. Chef... LOL>

 

[TheProject]

Check your alters posts too eh.

Do you ever have anything worthwhile to say, noob?

 

[ChefWide]

Do you ever have anything worthwhile to say, noob?

Negative mindededness go away, this is a thread about my sensationally scrumpdillyicious, super satiny smoove sack.

 

[ChefWide]

clinique products Chef??? Go Mac or go home.

I have sensitive skin, what is this Mac of which you speak!?!?!

 

[FreeballinDC]

I can make recommendations on where to get that done in DC. PM me for details.

Every three days. AHhhhhhhh....

I am so fucking liberated right now I may just get both my nips pierced and hang a reclining Buddha between them.

 

[ChefWide]

DC, Mrs. Chef wont go for the pierced nips on her kitchen boy, but we'll see after she gets a load of the Love Chamois.

Cipher: you trash my productline of choice, then leave me like chop liver. bitch.

 

[FreeballinDC]

DC, Mrs. Chef wont go for the pierced nips on her kitchen boy, but we'll see after she gets a load of the Love Chamois.

LOL, I'm surprised you're even considering it.

 

[tiger88]

i could never imagin bald on me


i have such nice hair

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

man, shaving is awesome. i leave a stripe on my balls. i look something like yoda really.