Sit Down Piss...

[crimson coal]

So I recently got back from Cabo with my brother and dad and we got to discussing this and that when I find out that they both sit down piss at home. Now I have always pissed standing up while either at home or out. I asked them why they do it and they said that way they dont make a mess or piss on the seat and keeps the bathroom clean. They pee standing up while out and about but just not at home. It actually sounds pretty logical to me. Anyone here practice this method of pissing at home? I'm sure the girlie man jokes will come but I am curious if any guys here do it. (and will admit it)

 

[Bulldog_10]

So I recently got back from Cabo with my brother and dad and we got to discussing this and that when I find out that they both sit down piss at home. Now I have always pissed standing up while either at home or out. I asked them why they do it and they said that way they dont make a mess or piss on the seat and keeps the bathroom clean. They pee standing up while out and about but just not at home. It actually sounds pretty logical to me. Anyone here practice this method of pissing at home? I'm sure the girlie man jokes will come but I am curious if any guys here do it. (and will admit it)

hahaha...no way. Always standing...do they powder their noses when they're done too?

 

[Scarlett33]

Re: Re: Sit Down Piss...

hahaha...no way. Always standing...do they powder their noses when they're done too?

do they wipe off their tee tee?

 

[ajtomasi]

anybody here sit down when they shit?

 

[biteme]

If I'm feeling really tired and lazy, I will sit down to take a piss.

 

[Scarlett33]

anybody here sit down when they shit?

 

[Baoh]

If I'm feeling really tired and lazy, I will sit down to take a piss.

Same. Otherwise, I stand.

 

[biteme]

anybody here sit down when they shit?

Not if I'm at a public restroom. I will sit with my ass a good foot off of the toilet and then quickly move to side b4 the turd hits the water to avoid having the germ infested water splash up my ass.

 

[Scarlett33]

Not if I'm at a public restroom. I will sit with my ass a good foot off of the toilet and then quickly move to side b4 the turd hits the water to avoid having the germ infested water splash up my ass.

I'm picturing this in my head and its not pretty

 

[biteme]

I'm picturing this in my head and its not pretty

Something that makes me sick is when there is shit on the back of the toilet seat from someone with an ass too huge to fit inside the seat.

 

[Scarlett33]

Something that makes me sick is when there is shit on the back of the toilet seat from someone with an ass too huge to fit inside the seat.

I saw that at someones house once and I was thinking they need to learn how to wipe their ass

 

[ajtomasi]

the only time i ever use a public toliet is when i'm about to have a blow out. so having said that, i'm usually at an angle becuase i don't want my skin to touch the HIV infected seat and since i'm having a blowout that just can't wait until i get home, there is a good chance that things can get out of pocket and splatter.

 

[jerkbox]

anybody here sit down when they shit?

i tried it once

 

[rnch]

those of us who are pierced downstairs find that urinating sitting down is preferable as the stream can be sometimes unpredictable with the jewelry in place.

 

[XBiker]

those of us who are pierced downstairs find that urinating sitting down is preferable as the stream can be sometimes unpredictable with the jewelry in place.

Just wait until your PAL reads this one.

 

[RADAR]

I have to admit it i'm a neat freak if i have to go and sit on a toilet i try to find a hospital,the restrooms there are always clean!!!

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I have to admit it i'm a neat freak if i have to go and sit on a toilet i try to find a hospital,the restrooms there are always clean!!!

What do you do, walk into a hospital and use the restrooms and then leave?

 

[ajtomasi]

What do you do, walk into a hospital and use the restrooms and then leave?

he also steals trays of food from the elderly

 

[biteme]

those of us who are pierced downstairs find that urinating sitting down is preferable as the stream can be sometimes unpredictable with the jewelry in place.

Did that little guy that was being a jerk at your work ever come back?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

those of us who are pierced downstairs find that urinating sitting down is preferable as the stream can be sometimes unpredictable with the jewelry in place.

Hmm, my downstairs jewlery doesn't cause this.

Perhaps only happens to those humans with PA's on their phallics.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

he also steals trays of food from the elderly

thats some shitty food he's eating

hospital food is nasty

 

[Baoh]

phalluses*

 

[Y_lifter]

In the middle of the night so I don't need a light on..
If I'm tired don't feel like aiming.
If I wake up in the middle of the night to pee with wood.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Ask Nature Broly about toilet "nesting".

Sounds clean and comfy.

 

[rnch]

Did that little guy that was being a jerk at your work ever come back?

you have a good memory, dude! Nahhhh.........the gansta wannabe is a gone pecan.

 

[rnch]

Hmm, my downstairs jewlery doesn't cause this.

Perhaps only happens to those humans with PA's on their phallics.

we should hook up and.......compare jewelry!

 

[rnch]

Just wait until your PAL reads this one.

which one? i have SO many "PAL'S" here.................

 

[XBiker]

which one? i have SO many "PAL'S" here.................

I figured the CAPS LOCK would give it away.

 

[RADAR]

he also steals trays of food from the elderly

Oh shit! Busted! LOL........

 

[rnch]

I figured the CAPS LOCK would give it away.

it's all shitz and giggles here anyway.............does ANYONE (other than kayne) take him seriously?

 

[Baoh]

it's all shitz and giggles here anyway.............does ANYONE (other than kayne) take him seriously?

I think he's the smallest closet-homosexual ever.

 

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I was so far up off the bowl one day the friggin log dropped in my underwear!

I was 15…. No undies for the rest of the day for me.

 

[theoak01]

I sit to pee in the middle of the night,otherwise standing

 

[theoak01]

If I wake up in the middle of the night to pee with wood.

how the fuck can you tuck that shit under the toilet lid,If I am unlucky enough to get in this situation I just piss in the tub and clean the bitch with hot water then use cleaner in the morning

 

[Big Jroy]

Not if I'm at a public restroom. I will sit with my ass a good foot off of the toilet and then quickly move to side b4 the turd hits the water to avoid having the germ infested water splash up my ass.

I climb up on top of the stall and hang one leg over each side of the wall, and then it bombs away!! If water actually splashes high enough to touch you ass then you know you dropped an award winning cannon ball.

 

[Y_lifter]

how the fuck can you tuck that shit under the toilet lid,If I am unlucky enough to get in this situation I just piss in the tub and clean the bitch with hot water then use cleaner in the morning

lol..
It's complicated, but it involves various angles and not actually sitting on the seat. No tucking is involved

 

[theoak01]

sounds to fucking complicated to try half asleep,i may have to take a few test runs while awake first

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

we should hook up and.......compare jewelry!

nah

 

[rnch]

nah

awwww

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

awwww