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slobberknocker
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jackangel said:
"Nobody fucks with The Jesus."
TC2
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without a dought "Swingers"
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/205/links0.html
http://www.the-ocean.com/swingers/
Best lines ever
"I just stare at their mouth and crinkle
my brow and somehow I turn out to
be the big cutie. "
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http://www.the-ocean.com/swingers/
Best lines ever
"I just stare at their mouth and crinkle
my brow and somehow I turn out to
be the big cutie. "
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lilperronis
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"tombstone"
Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.
Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness. Does this mean we aren’t friends anymore?
Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.
Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness. Does this mean we aren’t friends anymore?
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DcupSheepNipples
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Casablanca or Scarface!
Drunken_Weasel
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"You like dag's?"
"What do you tink we are, teifs?"
"Why the fuck would I want a Caravan thats got no fuckin wheels?"
"Could't see it? It's a quarter ton truck" - "It was a funny angle" "Funny angle? Its right behind you!"
"What do you tink we are, teifs?"
"Why the fuck would I want a Caravan thats got no fuckin wheels?"
"Could't see it? It's a quarter ton truck" - "It was a funny angle" "Funny angle? Its right behind you!"
nikolai_bolkov
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can't forget office space
lilperronis said:
AMEN!!!
B True
collegiateLifter
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havin trouble thinkin right now but maybe the godfather
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ajtomasi
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
That whole scene and the Buddhist monastery:
Greenwall: "We are looking to employ your services in the retrieval of a lost animal"
Ace: "Your request is not unlike your lower intestine; stinky and bloated with danger."
Greenwall: "We can pay you handsomely."
Ace: "I am now a child of light. Your earthly money hooolds no appeal to me."
Greenwall: "twenty thousand dollars."
Ace: "Re-he-heally . . . NO! For I am sorely need . . . HERE . . . at the ashram."
Monk: "If I may interject. It is imperative that you use your talents."
Ace: "But I have yet to attain inter-galactic one-nesssss."
Monk: "Theeere it is! You've just attained it."
Ace: "I have?"
Monk: "YES! You're more ONE than ANYONE!"
Ace: "What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?"
Monk: "Here take'a mine."
Ace: "THIS TOOK YOU EIGHTY YEARS TO ACHIVE!"
Monk: "It's okay, I don't like it anymore."
Ace: "In light of this personal sacrifice, I have no choice but to accept the case!"
Monk: "Great! I'll go tell the others!"
Ace: "MASTER! . . . Break it to them gently."
Oh yeah, i typed that all from my memory. I've seen that movie more times then most of you have seen the nightly news.
That whole scene and the Buddhist monastery:
Greenwall: "We are looking to employ your services in the retrieval of a lost animal"
Ace: "Your request is not unlike your lower intestine; stinky and bloated with danger."
Greenwall: "We can pay you handsomely."
Ace: "I am now a child of light. Your earthly money hooolds no appeal to me."
Greenwall: "twenty thousand dollars."
Ace: "Re-he-heally . . . NO! For I am sorely need . . . HERE . . . at the ashram."
Monk: "If I may interject. It is imperative that you use your talents."
Ace: "But I have yet to attain inter-galactic one-nesssss."
Monk: "Theeere it is! You've just attained it."
Ace: "I have?"
Monk: "YES! You're more ONE than ANYONE!"
Ace: "What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?"
Monk: "Here take'a mine."
Ace: "THIS TOOK YOU EIGHTY YEARS TO ACHIVE!"
Monk: "It's okay, I don't like it anymore."
Ace: "In light of this personal sacrifice, I have no choice but to accept the case!"
Monk: "Great! I'll go tell the others!"
Ace: "MASTER! . . . Break it to them gently."
Oh yeah, i typed that all from my memory. I've seen that movie more times then most of you have seen the nightly news.
Drunken_Weasel
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ajtomasi said:
Good call.. I need to buy that movie on DVD.
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HULKSTER
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Godfather, parts I, II and even III. Great one liners galore.
gettinlarger
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Office Space.
"Back in your ass with the resurrection"
"Back in your ass with the resurrection"
gsxr1000
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ajtomasi
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Austin Powers: Gold Member
Just about ever word that comes out of Gold Member's mouth
GM: "Dr. Evil, can I paint his yooowhooo gooooold? It's sort of my think."
GM: "I love . . . gooooooooold."
GM: "Ve are both svingers, you and I. You have a very toight body, yes, I can tell by your toight pants. You're toight like a tiger."
Just about ever word that comes out of Gold Member's mouth
GM: "Dr. Evil, can I paint his yooowhooo gooooold? It's sort of my think."
GM: "I love . . . gooooooooold."
GM: "Ve are both svingers, you and I. You have a very toight body, yes, I can tell by your toight pants. You're toight like a tiger."
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The Shadow
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Snatch
Boondock Saints
Boondock Saints
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The Shadow
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tombstone as well
flexygrl said:
My girlfriend is Greek and she didn't laugh through much of the movie. ALL of it is basically true...100%.
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DealsMorte
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lilperronis said:
"I'm your huckleberry."
"I'm afraid the strain was just too much for him to bear."
Snatch...
Turkish-"He's about as jewish as he is a fucking monkey"
Turkish-"Well fuck me Tommy,what have you been reading?"
Avy-"Shut up and sit down you big,bald fuck"
Avy-"I don't like leaving my own country Doug,and I epsecially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches,and cocktails with little straw hats"
Doug the head-"We have sandy beaches"
Avy-"SO,who the fuck want to see them?"
Bullet Tooth Tony-"So,you're obviously the big dick,and on either side of you are your balls"..."There are two types of balls,there are big,brave balls,and there are little mincey faggot balls"..."You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision,but they're not clever,they smell pussy and want a piece of the action,and you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy"...But you've got your parties all muddled up,there's no pussy here,just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman"..."Like a prick,you're having second thoughts,you're shrinking,and your two little balls are shrinking with you"..."And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the sides of your guns,and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point 5-0,written down the side of mine,should precipitate your balls into shrinking,along with your presence"..."Now,FUCK OFF".
Turkish-"He's about as jewish as he is a fucking monkey"
Turkish-"Well fuck me Tommy,what have you been reading?"
Avy-"Shut up and sit down you big,bald fuck"
Avy-"I don't like leaving my own country Doug,and I epsecially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches,and cocktails with little straw hats"
Doug the head-"We have sandy beaches"
Avy-"SO,who the fuck want to see them?"
Bullet Tooth Tony-"So,you're obviously the big dick,and on either side of you are your balls"..."There are two types of balls,there are big,brave balls,and there are little mincey faggot balls"..."You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision,but they're not clever,they smell pussy and want a piece of the action,and you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy"...But you've got your parties all muddled up,there's no pussy here,just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman"..."Like a prick,you're having second thoughts,you're shrinking,and your two little balls are shrinking with you"..."And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the sides of your guns,and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point 5-0,written down the side of mine,should precipitate your balls into shrinking,along with your presence"..."Now,FUCK OFF".
Robert Jan
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The Discovery Of Heaven
fistfullofsteel
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ROCKY!!!!
Scarlett33
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Raising Arizona[ "mother scratchers" "that sum bitch" ]Farris Buellers Day Off, Swingers, Fight club already mentioned but my favorite movie
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HighIntensity
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Scareface
Breakfast Club
Ferris Buler's Day Off
Goodfellas
Pumping Iron
Breakfast Club
Ferris Buler's Day Off
Goodfellas
Pumping Iron
supersizeme
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How in the world did no one mention "FRIDAY" yet?
What you tryin to build, a clubhouse?
What you tryin to build, a clubhouse?
fistfullofsteel
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Racer-X99 said:
Ringo: My fights not with you.
Doc: I beg to differ. We started a game we never finished.
Doc: Come on Johnny, You ain't no daisy. You ain't no daisy at all.
Down by the creek.
Doc, what are you doing here? You are sick, you should be in bed. (or something like that)
Doc replys with, Wyatt Earp is my friend.
The other guy replys, O, heck, I gots lots of friends.
Doc replys with, "I don't."
Same scene.
Where is Wyatt.
Doc replys, He is over there down by the creek walking on water.
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HighIntensity
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supersizeme said:
good call broly...
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Frackal
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HighIntensity's Carebear Fantasies IV
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ariolanine
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Caddyshack
