Since my thread about lying

[stilleto]

has now turned into a discussion of bikinimom's vaginal depth, I'd like to continue it here.

could you go a day without lying at all. I dont' meant being BRUTALLY honest, where if someone asks how an outfit looks and you reply "the outfit looks good but your face is hideous."

I mean, where you never give out a false compliment, an undeserved niceness, a white lie, or an exaggeration. how about for a week? could you do it?

 

[hamstershaver]

i didnt read you other thread, but how deep is her poon?

 

[Kakdiesel]

i didnt read you other thread, but how deep is her poon?

bwahha i was gonna say the same exact thing.

 

[stilleto]

apparently, not very deep.

 

[pintoca]

i didnt read you other thread, but how deep is her poon?

 

[stilleto]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=473292&page=4&pp=20

 

[Kakdiesel]

holy fuck pintoca i just woke up the entire house laughing at 6:45 a.m.

 

[gotmilk]

Is that a Frenchman jumping into the bikinivag?

 

[gotmilk]

could you go a day without lying at all. about for a week?

I could because I do not have to be around a lot of people. Less I talk or type, the less chance of having to lie

 

[Gymgurl]

How the hell did you get to that topic?

 

[hamstershaver]

im used to openings that look like that

 

[pintoca]

im used to openings that look like that

sausage down the aisle effect?

 

[Kakdiesel]

lololol @ stilleto's lying thread getting hijacked AGAIN...

bomb them Stilleto..

 

[eat big]

Need I resurrect The Receiver?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I am in sales if I went one day without a little white lie I wouldn’t sell a goddam thing. If it was a weekend day I could manage it most people I am in contact with then I have no need to lie to.

 

[Hiatussin]

I believe I do this regularly. Or even most of the time.

 

[pintoca]

I am in sales if I went one day without a little white lie I wouldn’t sell a goddam thing. If it was a weekend day I could manage it most people I am in contact with then I have no need to lie to.

back on topic, we're here discussing Vaginal depth

ante up

 

[redguru]

I am in sales if I went one day without a little white lie I wouldn’t sell a goddam thing. If it was a weekend day I could manage it most people I am in contact with then I have no need to lie to.

Big reason I couldn't hack it in sales, my engineering ethics always got in the way.

 

[pintoca]

Big reason I couldn't hack it in sales, my engineering ethics always got in the way.

 

[redguru]

Oops and to keep this thread on topic

 

[stilleto]

I could because I do not have to be around a lot of people. Less I talk or type, the less chance of having to lie

try it today.
here.

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL@this fucking thread.

I dont lie - period (discussed this on the other thread).

Now could I lie?

Also an easy question to answer.

If it meant that my girls would be free from tyranny and be allowed to all of us live a happy life together I would not only lie, but I would cheat, steal, fuck or slit the throat of my own mother.

PERIOD.

And I would have ZERO moral qualms about it.

Yea, I would go to hell. But the happiness of my children would have been well worth the price of admission.

I am not bullshitting or exaggerating for the sake of effect. I am being totally rational and my response is as honest and well thought out as the day is long.

And Pintoca - fuck you. LOL Do you think my ex would spend his every fucking waking moment fantasizing about me if my coochie were like that? heheheheheheee

 

[eat big]

Oops and to keep this thread on topic

You guys have it all wrong. We are actually all living inside BIKINIMOM's vag. Earth is her vag.

 

[redguru]

Scott Adams is a minor deity.

 

[stilleto]

btw, bmom- i do know that the hijacking of my other thread wasn't your fault.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You guys have it all wrong. We are actually all living inside BIKINIMOM's vag. Earth is her vag.

OMG!!!

You guys are too fucking funny!

I am mother earth! heheheheheheheheeee

Blame the thread-hijacking on that horny little dutch bastard.

 

[eat big]

LOL@this fucking thread.

I dont lie - period (discussed this on the other thread).

Now could I lie?

Also an easy question to answer.

If it meant that my girls would be free from tyranny and be allowed to all of us live a happy life together I would not only lie, but I would cheat, steal, fuck or slit the throat of my own mother.

PERIOD.
And I would have ZERO moral qualms about it.

Yea, I would go to hell. But the happiness of my children would have been well worth the price of admission.

I am not bullshitting or exaggerating for the sake of effect. I am being totally rational and my response is as honest and well thought out as the day is long.

And Pintoca - fuck you. LOL Do you think my ex would spend his every fucking waking moment fantasizing about me if my coochie were like that? heheheheheheee

Zing!

 

[Raptorex]

You got a Kate Moss figure, pretty sexy.

has now turned into a discussion of bikinimom's vaginal depth, I'd like to continue it here.

could you go a day without lying at all. I dont' meant being BRUTALLY honest, where if someone asks how an outfit looks and you reply "the outfit looks good but your face is hideous."

I mean, where you never give out a false compliment, an undeserved niceness, a white lie, or an exaggeration. how about for a week? could you do it?

 

[pintoca]

LOL@this fucking thread.

I dont lie - period (discussed this on the other thread).

Now could I lie?

Also an easy question to answer.

If it meant that my girls would be free from tyranny and be allowed to all of us live a happy life together I would not only lie, but I would cheat, steal, fuck or slit the throat of my own mother.

PERIOD.

And I would have ZERO moral qualms about it.

Yea, I would go to hell. But the happiness of my children would have been well worth the price of admission.

I am not bullshitting or exaggerating for the sake of effect. I am being totally rational and my response is as honest and well thought out as the day is long.

And Pintoca - fuck you. LOL Do you think my ex would spend his every fucking waking moment fantasizing about me if my coochie were like that? heheheheheheee

wtf did I do now?

lol @ this thread, thread of the day for sure!

 

[stilleto]

You got a Kate Moss figure, pretty sexy.

its true.

ok, no its not.

 

[eat big]

I just gave you red.

 

[musclemom]

has now turned into a discussion of bikinimom's vaginal depth, I'd like to continue it here.

could you go a day without lying at all. I dont' meant being BRUTALLY honest, where if someone asks how an outfit looks and you reply "the outfit looks good but your face is hideous."

I mean, where you never give out a false compliment, an undeserved niceness, a white lie, or an exaggeration. how about for a week? could you do it?

Yeah, but I don't count. Sometimes my only contact with humans, other than my kids and husband, for a month or more at a time, is the clerks at the grocery store, vitamin shoppe and wine store

I really don't ever want to lie again, though, about anything ever, that was something I decided when I finally divorced first husband. I will refrain from speaking rather than lie. My memory sucks too much to lie, creates brain overload ...

 

[stilleto]

Yeah, but I don't count. Sometimes my only contact with humans, other than my kids and husband, for a month or more at a time, is the clerks at the grocery store, vitamin shoppe and wine store

I really don't ever want to lie again, though, about anything ever, that was something I decided when I finally divorced first husband. I will refrain from speaking rather than lie. My memory sucks too much to lie, creates brain overload ...

i have an incredibly bad memory too, but the more I think about it, the more I realize that its hard not to lie at ALL.
I mean, not big lies- those are avoidable. but there are little things that happen all the time- probably the more you deal with people, the more it comes up.
a coworker you don't like says "want to come to get lunch with me?" and you say "no thanks, i'm not hungry." Lie.
or your mother says "why didn't you call me?" and you say "I"m sorry, I got really busy" instead of saying "I forgot".
those type of things.

 

[stilleto]

I just gave you red.

liar.

 

[musclemom]

i have an incredibly bad memory too, but the more I think about it, the more I realize that its hard not to lie at ALL.
I mean, not big lies- those are avoidable. but there are little things that happen all the time- probably the more you deal with people, the more it comes up.
a coworker you don't like says "want to come to get lunch with me?" and you say "no thanks, i'm not hungry." Lie.
or your mother says "why didn't you call me?" and you say "I"m sorry, I got really busy" instead of saying "I forgot".
those type of things.

There's lying and then there's white lies/untruths. We say things to people that are gentler than the truth.

Co-worker, "Want to get lunch?" The Truth: "No, you give me indigestion. I have NO interest in hearing about how your diet is failing while watching you stuff an entire supersized, deep fried meal down your throat while listening to you bitch about how your marriage is failing in one breath and what a thoughtless asshole your husband is in another and how you're totally unappreciated at work when meanwhile you read, chat on the phone and play solitaire on the company's dime."

Mom: "Why didn't you call me?" The Truth: "Because all you ever do is make me feel guilty about not spending 24/7 with you. You constantly make me feel guilty about the fact that I have a happy relationship and you're alone and have no friends. You make me feel bad about life choices YOU made, and I can't deal with that right now. I need to be prepared before I can talk to you."

Best friend talking about her child that she's worried will never amount to anything, you say, "Oh don't say things like that, a lot of kids have a hard time finding themselves, he's a good kid at heart and will be a success that will make you proud one day. What about a trade school or the service? Give him some life skills, a sense of accomplishment ..." The Truth: "Get his ass into a trade school or the military or honey, he WILL be living in your basement playing video games going from one bullshit minimum wage paying job to another until you die."

alright, time for MM to go to work ...

Have a happy Tuesday folks!

 

[Bikini Mod]

There's lying and then there's white lies/untruths. We say things to people that are gentler than the truth.

Co-worker, "Want to get lunch?" The Truth: "No, you give me indigestion. I have NO interest in hearing about how your diet is failing while watching you stuff an entire supersized, deep fried meal down your throat while listening to you bitch about how your marriage is failing in one breath and what a thoughtless asshole your husband is in another and how you're totally unappreciated at work when meanwhile you read, chat on the phone and play solitaire on the company's dime."

Mom: "Why didn't you call me?" The Truth: "Because all you ever do is make me feel guilty about not spending 24/7 with you. You constantly make me feel guilty about the fact that I have a happy relationship and you're alone and have no friends. You make me feel bad about life choices YOU made, and I can't deal with that right now. I need to be prepared before I can talk to you."

Best friend talking about her child that she's worried will never amount to anything, you say, "Oh don't say things like that, a lot of kids have a hard time finding themselves, he's a good kid at heart and will be a success that will make you proud one day. What about a trade school or the service? Give him some life skills, a sense of accomplishment ..." The Truth: "Get his ass into a trade school or the military or honey, he WILL be living in your basement playing video games going from one bullshit minimum wage paying job to another until you die."

alright, time for MM to go to work ...

Have a happy Tuesday folks!

Call me harsh but I would verbalize the more accurate version of reality...

On the other hand what everyone is failing to realize is that truth is NOT absolute. So if I find beauty in the face of a child that most deem homely and I verbalized that, would I be lying?

I am stating what is MY perception.

I always try to verbalize this distinction to those that I am talking to.

If your ass looks big in those jeans DONT ASK ME.... Unless your perception of big is not what most percieve as being big. But then again, chances are you will already know your ass is big and not only be fine with it but actually embrace and braaaaaaaaaaaag about your ass!

What's the difference between a woman with a big ass and a big ass woman?

(God, I slay me!)

 

[Tytan]

Lies institute the American way of life....we couldn`t live without lying, cheating and stealing to keep someone else down.....

 

[Whiskey]

Back to stilleto's original topic... yeah I could. Truth hurts, but it's a necessity that the world needs wether they want to hear it or not. At least it'll keep people from wearing shit that's ugly and keep them from carrying thier dog everywhere they go

Whiskey