Should I jelq?

[jj5520]

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[-SD-]

This sounds like a joke but anyway i dont think jelqing works, or anything else for that matter except surgery and theres no way anyone is cutting on my dick

 

[bigbassturd]

First post is about dicks?


Definitely not an alter......

 

[-SD-]

mopped on principle

 

[bigbassturd]

Well of course. We have to keep some sort of order around here, or this place would be full of hooligans with stupid catchphrases.

We wouldn't want that.

Balee dat

 

[C0LUMB0]

Don't these people ever give up?

 

[goin on 4T]

I jelk my balls so someday they drag on the ground.


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[miplank]

I jelk my balls so someday they drag on the ground.


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hope you don't ride a bike bro...get those babies caught in your chain and you'll wish you hadn't.

 

[goin on 4T]

I wear tights when I bike with my balls wrapped around my left ankle. But thanks for looking out for me and my balls.

 

[miplank]

anytime bro

 

[WoodyO]

Lol @ a 5" long x 5" girth member. Can i tuna can?

 

[goin on 4T]

I think he meant circumference.
Even tiny'er LOL

 

[WoodyO]

Did he start measuring from the taint?

 

[*ebony*]

so I googled that, felt like detailed instructions for a handjob. anyways, good luck on your endeavors bro.

 

[miplank]

Did he start measuring from the taint?

isn't that where you're supposed to start?

 

[WoodyO]

isn't that where you're supposed to start?

Yeah, but newbs mistakenly start at the belly sometimes.

 

[goin on 4T]

I used to start from the base of my hemorrhoid but now that my dr has removed that I haven't found a beginning spot.

 

[canadianhitman]

so I googled that, felt like detailed instructions for a handjob

That's my take on this sillyness too.

 

[canadianhitman]

so I googled that, felt like detailed instructions for a handjob. anyways, good luck on your endeavors bro.

BTW, I totally pictured you giving a really good handjob. Sorry...but I'm on 50mg/day of tbol right now, and I couldn't help it. Hope you don't feel violated

 

[jj5520]

where'd my post go?

 

[wootoom]

where'd my post go?

In recycle just like your fucking existence

 

[PICK3]

In recycle just like your fucking existence

olololololol!

 

[wootoom]

Bwhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[PICK3]

Bwhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ololololIjusttookmy2ndhydrololololol!

 

[wootoom]

Lololololololimonatestwinnyprimoandhydrocyclelololololololp

 

[goin on 4T]

lolololololoNICECOMBO!lolololololol

 

[jj5520]

wtf did i do?

 

[PICK3]

wtf did i do?

FUCK! I'm pacing!!!

 

[bigbassturd]

wtf did i do?

no lip from you!

 

[wootoom]

wtf did i do?

You posted

 

[*ebony*]

BTW, I totally pictured you giving a really good handjob. Sorry...but I'm on 50mg/day of tbol right now, and I couldn't help it. Hope you don't feel violated

lol, I don't feel violated.

meh, I imagined it as I read about the process.

 

[jnevin]

If it even "works" doesn't it just make it hang lower but boners stay the same? Seems like an excuse to jerk off, and I don't need a reason to do that, thank you very much.