Should I get a DUI?

[Freddie de Lux]

I mean, look it: Paris, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan (multiple times), Mel Gibson, Matthew McConaughey, Macaulay Culkin, Robert Downey Jr, Winona Judd... Even Haley Joel Osmond - how likely is that??? The list goes on and on and on. And it did not hurt their carrers. Or should I leak a sex tape?

 

[LuluDeren]

Leak a sex tape, unless of course you'll be mowing down all those celebrities.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Should I do a sex tape WHILE driving under the influence???

 

[all the whey]

 

[heatherrae]

Leak a sex tape of you doing Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Matthew McConauhay, etc while driving drunk.

You will be a STAR!

 

[jh1]

Leak a sex tape of you doing Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Matthew McConauhay, etc while driving drunk.

You will be a STAR!

How about just Lindsey & Paris?

I can't do the Matthew thing...

 

[heatherrae]

How about just Lindsey & Paris?

I can't do the Matthew thing...

Yeah, if you can work out to have all three in the car, I'll do Matthew.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Yeah, if you can work out to have all three in the car, I'll do Matthew.

I kinda think that Carrot Top is hot. Would that take me anywhere fame-wise?

 

[heatherrae]

I kinda think that Carrot Top is hot. Would that take me anywhere fame-wise?

That wouldn't even be good enough for a spot on celebrity boxing, I'm afraid. Of course, you could just do him for fun, though.

 

[needtogetaas]

if you mean deepthroating under the influence then yes you should.

 

[jh1]

Yeah, if you can work out to have all three in the car, I'll do Matthew.

Will you hold the camera and film me with the ladies... maybe tickle my nuts...


And most importantly.... scoop up bumbs with a key and hold them under all of our noses for our snorting pleasure while in the act?


Also...

 

[LuluDeren]

I kinda think that Carrot Top is hot. Would that take me anywhere fame-wise?

I think you could attain equal notoriety mounting a fiberglass Ronald McDonald.

 

[heatherrae]

Will you hold the camera and film me with the ladies... maybe tickle my nuts...


And most importantly.... scoop up bumbs with a key and hold them under all of our noses for our snorting pleasure while in the act?


Also...

I could go my entire life without seeing your squinchy little balls...lol.

 

[jh1]

I could go my entire life without seeing your squinchy little balls...lol.

Just don't look.

My nuts are nice, btw...


Both the body parts and the resulting secretions.

 

[heatherrae]

Just don't look.

My nuts are nice, btw...


Both the body parts and the resulting secretions.

eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Cutiebaby]

no, you wont get off as easy as they did..
Lets watch and see what happens to Lindsey..I mean really isn't this her 3rd offense now?

 

[digimon7068]

davis unified ignition. . .

 

[pdaddyII]

I mean, look it: Paris, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan (multiple times), Mel Gibson, Matthew McConaughey, Macaulay Culkin, Robert Downey Jr, Winona Judd... Even Haley Joel Osmond - how likely is that??? The list goes on and on and on. And it did not hurt their carrers. Or should I leak a sex tape?

Darling you are way too classy for a DUI, just cache yourself out of it.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Darling you are way too classy for a DUI, just cache yourself out of it.

Me, classy? How dare you! Take it back!

 

[Mr. dB]

I reccommend against it.